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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
06-27-2009, 06:22 PM
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Women have value as good Christian wives and as mothers. It is their job to raise both sons and daughters properly. Much of the problem in the world stems from poor parenting.
If a mother does a bad job it is ultimately her husbands responsibility to set her right, or else take responsibility for her mistakes.
Equaly no, it says that in the bible, but as men we have to treat women with respect and show them how to live good Christian lives.
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Interesting signature Jon. I'm sure you meant "Saving fallen women, one fine Lass at a time..." Funny how one little "L" can turn obscenity into a Godly mission!
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-09-2009, 02:37 AM
Do not confuse women and inanimate objects. Women are to be treated as it says in the scripture: nothing.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-09-2009, 05:29 AM
If women don't count as people, does that mean all sex is...BESTIALITY???!!! (shudders)
If so, then I'm glad I chose to stay out of this whole mess!
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-09-2009, 08:52 AM
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If women don't count as people, does that mean all sex is...BESTIALITY???!!! (shudders)
If so, then I'm glad I chose to stay out of this whole mess!
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The things you do are decidedly worse than bestiality.
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07-10-2009, 07:01 AM
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07-10-2009, 08:05 AM
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What a wonderful picture! So full of family values and a man who listens to the Bible and not to the feminist PC propoganda of the airwaves! And for all you God-haters and dissidents out there, notice he is not beating her. He is giving her a spanking on the buttocks with his hand. That is not physical abuse. Do you see him hitting her across the face with a tire iron? NO.
Great picture, Brother Patriot! I bet if other young men saw this they might realize the error of their ways and start taking control of their household! 
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-10-2009, 04:55 PM
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What a wonderful picture! So full of family values and a man who listens to the Bible and not to the feminist PC propoganda of the airwaves! And for all you God-haters and dissidents out there, notice he is not beating her. He is giving her a spanking on the buttocks with his hand. That is not physical abuse. Do you see him hitting her across the face with a tire iron? NO.
Great picture, Brother Patriot! I bet if other young men saw this they might realize the error of their ways and start taking control of their household! |
I don't have to tell you Pastor that Christian domestic discipline is the cornerstone of a strong family. I frequently mete out spankings to my daughters and their mother. I ordered 2 dozen of these 
So that I can have quick access to their bare bottoms.
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07-11-2009, 03:03 AM
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I ordered 2 dozen of these
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And tell me again which church is full of molesters?
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-11-2009, 03:21 AM
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And tell me again which church is full of molesters?
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I think that would be yours...wow now that's not what you wanted to hear isn't it? On top of all the crimes your "church" has had to cover up? Even the Holocaust too? Getting all those Nazis to South America must've been hard work I bet. Why not answer for your "church"'s crimes? Why do you ignore me so much you pedophile wannabe Christian you?
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-12-2009, 02:17 AM
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And tell me again which church is full of molesters?
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Leave it to a Cathylicker priest to find something sexual in spanking naughty daughters and their mother. Do you molest girls too!
There has never been a charge brought up against anyone at LBC and their never will be. Unlike you Cathylickers we folks at LBC worship Jesus Christ as our Lord and not some dress wearing Roman dictator with a pointy hat.
The LBC pastors are men, manly men who wear suits. You homer priests wear dresses.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 03:17 AM
Why do you guys beat women? I would never lay a hand on my girl. Even though I'm the Anti-Christ, I don't have the right to hit Cheyenne!  Even my father, Satan, does'nt beat his girlfriends and boyfriends. 
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 03:23 AM
You are married to an Injun? 
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 03:25 AM
No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.
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07-13-2009, 03:55 AM
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No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.
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Actually she'd probably enjoy it. Them goth people are in all sorts of kinky S&M and rape fantasies. They also like to practice actual vampirism and drink their lover's blood.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 03:58 AM
I'll only beat her when she says it's okay. 
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 04:13 AM
It is irrelevant if she consents to required corrective measures to maintain the sanctity of marriage.
But if it pleases you to have her do so, then that is fine.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 04:19 AM
Whatever, like I care.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 05:28 PM
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Leave it to a Cathylicker priest to find something sexual in spanking naughty daughters and their mother. Do you molest girls too!
There has never been a charge brought up against anyone at LBC and their never will be. Unlike you Cathylickers we folks at LBC worship Jesus Christ as our Lord and not some dress wearing Roman dictator with a pointy hat.
The LBC pastors are men, manly men who wear suits. You homer priests wear dresses.
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1. Only 4% of priests all over the world were molesters (and soon laicized). I'm part of the 96% who are NOT.
2. That's probably because you threaten to beat them harder if they do call the police. So I can add witness intimidation to the list of charges (I'm calling my brother right now) Just like the 500 former parishoners of mine who did that, you'll be doing prison time too!
(side note: If you plan to visit any of them, the Racine County prison is accepting ministers-I don't even mind if you preach to them, since they're likely going to hell anyway)
3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 05:33 PM
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3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!
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That is because we don't pretend Jesus is in a jar and in a little tent on the altar like you Catholics do. Jesus is with us at all times, especially when we go into business meetings. You should try listening to Him some times Martin.
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Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us! -
07-13-2009, 05:37 PM
"Will no one rid us of this turbulent priest?"
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