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Gun Re: False Religions And Cults - 02-01-2019, 04:55 AM

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The thing is that if she was so easily persuaded by a knock on the door from Russellite heretics, popularly known as JW's, and whether or not she booked in for the 5-evenings-a-week brainwashing what will happen if the hip-hoppers turn up recommending she dub some psalms or thrash Deuteronomy? Or for all I know the Upanishads or ravings of Confucius?

The next time you see her she could be anything! That's why prayer is so important. But unless you're a Christian, those prayers are useless The Bible explains. Jesus does not love us "just the way we are" because God is Jesus and He finds us revolting in our fallen condition. That's why it's necessary to torture us forever UNLESS we accept the price He paid to set us free from sin.

Not attending any Church contradicts what God has told us to do:
Hebrews 10:24-29 Let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins, but a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries. He that despised Moses' law died without mercy under two or three witnesses: Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant, wherewith he was sanctified, an unholy thing, and hath done despite unto the Spirit of grace?
False religions teach all sorts of rubbish, play "Christian rock music" (obviously there's no such thing) or even celebrate demonic festivals in the guise of cultural enrichment. Cults are narrower, the JW's being a good example, and yet even from inside so stifling a congregation people have been rescued.
Its 2019 and shes still with the JWs I tried debating her but...no good came of it
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Its 2019 and shes still with the JWs I tried debating her but...no good came of it



Some good could come from better grammar and making a lick of sense.


Some days... I walk past my fellow brethren; men of Christ washed in Christ's blood. And I thank Lord Jesus Christ, my sinful days are long, LONG since behind me. I thank you Jesus for allowing me to accept you as my Savior, and leading me in the path of righteousness.
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Its 2019 and shes still with the JWs I tried debating her but...no good came of it
Sadly what the JoBo's do cannot qualify as "debating." All you can hope for is to get her away from her handlers. I'm glad you appreciate what a rotten cult they are. They even have their own "Bible!"

How did you decide their teachings were false?
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Some good could come from better grammar and making a lick of sense.
I know I should've used grammar check before posting that :/
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Sadly what the JoBo's do cannot qualify as "debating." All you can hope for is to get her away from her handlers. I'm glad you appreciate what a rotten cult they are. They even have their own "Bible!"

How did you decide their teachings were false?
Exactly they are vile with the abuse accusations and the false teachings. Their bible is a mockery of the original holy texts from the Torah and the holy Bible. Yes all I can do is try to show her what they are really like.


I decided that they were false after watching YouTube videos that expose the dirty details about Watchtower and JW tactics and what JWs do against children and watched videos on the changes they made in the bible
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changes they made in the bible
. .. .They're not the first to do that.

It's said that once Hebrew became an extinct language and whatever Scriptures could be gleaned were done into Greek (for the time being (then)) and later (about 15 hundred years later) rehashed into Hebrew after a good chunk of the vocabulary had been forgotten but who cares? So long as their text proclaims Jesus NOT to have been The Messiah or virgin births to have had NO currency in Judaism or even that divine impregnations are UTTERLY pagan and (in this context) CONTRADICTED by Scriptures unless translated into Greek centuries later with an agenda in mind.


. . I'm just interested: what do you think that agenda could be?
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. .. .They're not the first to do that.
It's said that once Hebrew became an extinct language and whatever Scriptures could be gleaned were done into Greek (for the time being (then)) and later (about 15 hundred years later) rehashed into Hebrew after a good chunk of the vocabulary had been forgotten but who cares? So long as their text proclaims Jesus NOT to have been The Messiah or virgin births to have had NO currency in Judaism or even that divine impregnations are UTTERLY pagan and (in this context) CONTRADICTED by Scriptures unless translated into Greek centuries later with an agenda in mind.


. . I'm just interested: what do you think that agenda could be?
I honestly dont know what that agenda could be :/
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I honestly dont know what that agenda could be :/
You're stumped, huh? Heretical texts spreading hateful lies about Jesus? Denying that He is the Messiah? Written in Hebrew? You have absolutely no idea which evil group's agenda this might be serving?


Who on earth could it be?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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You're stumped, huh? Heretical texts spreading hateful lies about Jesus? Denying that He is the Messiah? Written in Hebrew? You have absolutely no idea which evil group's agenda this might be serving?


Who on earth could it be?
I mean I know those holy scriptures books they have do have heretical messages Yes! And I do think they are a brainwashed cult but I dont think they are serving Satan or anything they are just really weird!


Now the child abuse stuff that's going on with the JWs is sick no doubt about that and I think Satan is definitely causing them to do that
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Now the child abuse stuff that's going on with the JWs is sick no doubt about that and I think Satan is definitely causing them to do that

No, not the Jehovah's Witnesses! Are you trolling right now? Those door-to-door creeps are indeed servants of Satan, but they're not the ones I'm talking about.


However, you're getting warmer. "JWs" is EXTREMELY close to the name of the true villains I'm talking about.


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No, not the Jehovah's Witnesses! Are you trolling right now? Those door-to-door creeps are indeed servants of Satan, but they're not the ones I'm talking about.


However, you're getting warmer. "JWs" is EXTREMELY close to the name of the true villains I'm talking about.
You don't think they should be called Jehovahs witnesses
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You don't think they should be called Jehovahs witnesses
The point has soared right over your pin-shaped head, ballet boy.


Regarding the people behind these texts we were discussing, here are some hints to help you arrive at the truth:
  • Their name starts with J and ends with W. There is a vowel in between.
  • They are mentioned in the Bible.
  • Hitler wasn't overly fond of them. Neither are Muslims.
  • They control the media and global finances.
  • Their symbol is the Star of David.
  • They eat pancakes made out of potatoes.
  • They masterminded 9/11.
  • Their clerics are called rabbis.
  • The men tend to wear dumb little hats on the tops of their heads.
  • They often have last names like Einstein, Seinfeld, Rosenstein, Rabinowitz, and Goldberg.
  • They frequently claim to be victims of their own special category of racism called "anti-Semitism," usually when being punished for their own iniquity and misdeeds.
  • Their base of operations is the nation of Israel, a small Levantine gangster state in the Middle East on the Mediterranean coast.
If you still can't figure it out, I don't know what to tell you. Considering your propagation of heresy, you're probably one of them.


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The point has soared right over your pin-shaped head, ballet boy.


Regarding the people behind these texts we were discussing, here are some hints to help you arrive at the truth:
  • Their name starts with J and ends with W. There is a vowel in between.
  • They are mentioned in the Bible.
  • Hitler wasn't overly fond of them. Neither are Muslims.
  • They control the media and global finances.
  • Their symbol is the Star of David.
  • They eat pancakes made out of potatoes.
  • They masterminded 9/11.
  • Their clerics are called rabbis.
  • The men tend to wear dumb little hats on the tops of their heads.
  • They often have last names like Einstein, Seinfeld, Rosenstein, Rabinowitz, and Goldberg.
  • They frequently claim to be victims of their own special category of racism called "anti-Semitism," usually when being punished for their own iniquity and misdeeds.
  • Their base of operations is the nation of Israel, a small Levantine gangster state in the Middle East on the Mediterranean coast.
If you still can't figure it out, I don't know what to tell you. Considering your propagation of heresy, you're probably one of them.
Uh no this is completely wrong. Jehovahs wittnesses as much as I disagree with them I will tell you that they do believe in jesus. Second of all they are extremely antisemetic and believe that all other religions and denominations are false religions except for theirs including


They do believe in jesus so they are not Jews.


They arent Jews and they arent real Christian's they are a crazy cult ran by a group of men in Warwick New York where they direct their members to shun former members and spout their lies across the earth.
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Geshe Tashi Tsering the Abbott of Sera Je Monastry in India teaches vajrayogini and heruka which is demonic worship tantric sex. They have secrecy vows and he was appointed by the Dalai Lama. Lama Zopa of the FPMT practices vajrayogini and heruka which is demonic workship tantric sex. He also has secrecy vows and is supported by the Dalai Lama. Lama Zopa has centre of his organistion all over America under the FPMT spreading his mind training abusive techniques. People should prostest against them.
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Geshe Tashi Tsering the Abbott of Sera Je Monastry in India teaches vajrayogini and heruka which is demonic worship tantric sex. They have secrecy vows and he was appointed by the Dalai Lama. Lama Zopa of the FPMT practices vajrayogini and heruka which is demonic workship tantric sex. He also has secrecy vows and is supported by the Dalai Lama. Lama Zopa has centre of his organistion all over America under the FPMT spreading his mind training abusive techniques. People should prostest against them.

Thanks for the heads up there Mozart. If you look around here you will find that we've not had much use for that insufferable twit known as the Dolly Llama. Celebrities and heads of state were often known to meet with him in the past - mostly to somehow convince the public that they were "spiritual". He was always trying to raise money to support his exile government of Tibet since the Chinese commies kicked him out.

I've never been able to figure out what the commie chinks wanted with Tibet anyway. The place is in the Himalayas, high in altitude with limited oxygen - leading to the inhabitants having limited brain capacity and not much to do. It probably explains their penchant for tantric sex orgies - sort of like Portland hipsters with too much time on their hands.

Tibet reminds me of Puerto Rico. We somehow wound up owning it after some war with the Spanish - and now we can't get rid of this drain on our economy. The inhabitants don't pay any Federal income tax, but they want us to rebuild the place everytime a hurricane hits it.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-06-2019, 10:10 PM

Um... Stan Lee didn't CREATE Thor, Odin, Loki, and the rest. They're all from Norse mythology. The Asatru also don't have sex in their rituals. They mainly perform sacrifices of things like weapons, 'potions' and natural materials such as wood and rocks. Also, according to Norse mythology, Odin is the All-Father; and Asatru doesn't revolve around Satan because Christianity didn't come to Sweden until the mid 11th-century.
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Um... Stan Lee didn't CREATE Thor, Odin, Loki, and the rest. They're all from Norse mythology. The Asatru also don't have sex in their rituals. They mainly perform sacrifices of things like weapons, 'potions' and natural materials such as wood and rocks. Also, according to Norse mythology, Odin is the All-Father; and Asatru doesn't revolve around Satan because Christianity didn't come to Sweden until the mid 11th-century.
Do you have Biblical proof for all of this?


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Um... Stan Lee didn't CREATE Thor, Odin, Loki, and the rest. They're all from Norse mythology.

So you admit that Stan Lee was nothing but a no-good thieving Jew who couldn't come up with his own ideas and had to resort to stealing from white Aryans?


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So you admit that Stan Lee was nothing but a no-good thieving Jew who couldn't come up with his own ideas and had to resort to stealing from white Aryans?
Wow, is that what he looks like? I had no idea he was a porn star, Brother Lukes!


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Um... Stan Lee didn't CREATE Thor, Odin, Loki, and the rest. They're all from Norse mythology. The Asatru also don't have sex in their rituals. They mainly perform sacrifices of things like weapons, 'potions' and natural materials such as wood and rocks. Also, according to Norse mythology, Odin is the All-Father; and Asatru doesn't revolve around Satan because Christianity didn't come to Sweden until the mid 11th-century.
There's a few problems here. Firstly, in the absence of Christ, EVERYTHING revolves around the evil one. Satan doesn't wait for someone to describe him before starting to exist. He exists anyway!

Next, you mentioned potions. Have you ever taken a potion? I'll wait for a reply before addressing what, exactly, you think the effects are.

Thirdly, yes they just can't help themselves, even when (claiming to be) talking about something else, erotic demon rituals appear in the text. Why? Of all the things I could say an apricot is not
  • an apple
  • a quince
  • a helicopter
  • a long lost desert island
  • the moon
  • birds
  • an erotic demon ritual
  • blue
  • faster than a speeding bullet
and lets face it we'd need to list everything in the world except an apricot which would be a very long list, erotic demon rituals would never even occur to me. But of all the things Thor, Odin, Loki and the rest are not it's eroticism that's singled out?

This thread is about false religions and cults. Satan is in charge of all of them. Otherwise they wouldn't be false. Consequently the "Asatru" is false. When advocates of falsehood speak, to what extent should we heed their words? When they deny eroticism but admit potion rituals surely that would be a very high score?
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