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Default Re: Personal assistant needed. - 12-05-2010, 03:11 PM

Thank you everyone for the congratulations on getting the job, and thank you Brother James sir for hiring me. I'm glad you saw how my previous work experience as an anatomical sales associate will greatly benefit your organization.

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You may have talked about this already, but the responsibility for beating Lycia properly will probably have to shift over to you, Brother James. I know you are not married, but as I recall, she is in the practice of receiving regular beatings so she can stay attuned to the correct Christian Woman status.

If you don't have the time, I'm sure one of your younger strapping employees would be able to fit it onto their schedules.
Thank you for your concern, Brother, but Mr. Dewitt has already graciously agreed to make sure I still receive the proper Christian education I didn't get as a heathen child while still performing my job duties. He told me that once I get too old and wrinkly once I am no longer needed at the organization he will make sure I have the proper skills to be able to be pawned off married at a future date.

And Brother Benedict, I am looking forward to you advising me on proper attire. I tried to do it myself but Brother James wasn't happy with the results. Apparently I will occasionally need to wear more than just stockings


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