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Default Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-03-2019, 07:43 PM

In the beginning, there were the Heavens, and the universe was voidless and empty. The universe God reached it mass across was a newly born babe. The other universes, filled with Gods far more ancient and powerful, saw not to interrupt the process in which it moved. It's Earth created, it's people placed, It created angelic beings. little did it know, it's next project, humanity would prove reckless, taken in by the wiles of a wayward son. That wayward son was trapped alongside it's brothers in a camp known The Garden Of Eden. On a planet called Earth. Forced to work to create the perfect habitat for God's latest creations, humanity. it later impregnated a virgin in a bath of white light much the same as others before it had done to birth their heroes. Jesus' birth, in the middle east of the new continents, near Ethiopia. The virgin was cast out by her husband shortly afterward, for a woman to have birthed a child out of wedlock was a sin, even if it was committed by God itself. The bible decrees bastard children will never enter the kingdom of Heaven after all.


The wayward son wanted only justice for his people, the wrath of the virgin spited was something no one would ever see coming.


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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-04-2019, 12:14 AM

Um...you lost me after the first sentence. Can you back up any of this with the actual Bible? And where do you go to church? How did you find Jesus?


Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-04-2019, 12:49 AM


I think you should read our syllabus for
new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are
your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an
introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to
back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the
search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-04-2019, 06:12 PM

Good evening my brother.


God is the only one who can judge anyone, the words of mankind are irreverent and hold no power in comparison to his glory.

Have a blessed day soaked in the warmth and love and understanding of our lord God who loves all people regardless of who they are, regardless of their views and regardless of their creeds. God who loves you no matter what you believe in. As well as his son our savior in all things Jesus Christ who was taken from the middle east to be hung on a cross in Rome for our sins. To judge someone, saying they will 'burn in hellfire' makes you sound as if you are trying to speak for God, and again as a pastor you should know and realize, that only God can say what will happen to a person. Casting judgement over someone yourself is a bit out there don't you think?
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Good evening my brother.


God is the only one who can judge anyone, the words of mankind are irreverent and hold no power in comparison to his glory.

Have a blessed day soaked in the warmth and love and understanding of our lord God who loves all people regardless of who they are, regardless of their views and regardless of their creeds. God who loves you no matter what you believe in. As well as his son our savior in all things Jesus Christ who was taken from the middle east to be hung on a cross in Rome for our sins. To judge someone, saying they will 'burn in hellfire' makes you sound as if you are trying to speak for God, and again as a pastor you should know and realize, that only God can say what will happen to a person. Casting judgement over someone yourself is a bit out there don't you think?
Typical response from a person that has never read, let alone seen a Bible.
We are commissioned to judge others

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
(Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.


We may judge but nobody may judge us

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-04-2019, 09:00 PM

When I was a child my grandmother smoked cigarettes like a 1940's Hollywood dame. She even used those long cigarette holders on special occasions when she didn't want the stains on her fingers to glow more than her personality. My mother would beg her to stop, never let her smoke in our home, even left pictures of blacked, charred lungs on our refrigerator from Dear Abby letters cut out of newspaper when Granny came to visit.

Then one day my younger brother was hit by a car while riding his bicycle to deliver newspapers around the neighborhood. As you can imagine my family came from near and far to visit him in the hospital and support him and us as he underwent extensive surgery. My mother begged Granny once again to stop smoking because not only could she not come into the ICU smelling like a chimney, but she would never be around to watch my younger brother or any of us grow up if she didn't quit. My grandmother did quit. Cold turkey. Never touched a cigarette again. Thank you Jesus.

Three years later my Granny died from lung cancer. It's been many years since I promised my own mother I wouldn't pick up a cigarette. We had been through too much, first my little brother, then my Granny. I now wish I had joined my friends in my college days smoking and drinking because it looked like they had so much fun and your intro post just gave me cancer anyway. So thanks.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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God who loves you no matter what you believe in
NO HE DOES NOT!!!

Let me repeat that.

NO HE DOES NOT!!!

And again.

NO HE DOES NOT!!!

How I know? I bothered to actually read God's Holy word instead of your filthy habit of using the Bible as toilet paper to wipe the gay sperm from your behind.

Proverbs 6:16–19




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In the beginning, there were the Heavens, and the universe was voidless and empty. The universe God reached it mass across was a newly born babe. The other universes, filled with Gods far more ancient and powerful, saw not to interrupt the process in which it moved. It's Earth created, it's people placed, It created angelic beings. little did it know, it's next project, humanity would prove reckless, taken in by the wiles of a wayward son. That wayward son was trapped alongside it's brothers in a camp known The Garden Of Eden. On a planet called Earth. Forced to work to create the perfect habitat for God's latest creations, humanity. it later impregnated a virgin in a bath of white light much the same as others before it had done to birth their heroes. Jesus' birth, in the middle east of the new continents, near Ethiopia. The virgin was cast out by her husband shortly afterward, for a woman to have birthed a child out of wedlock was a sin, even if it was committed by God itself. The bible decrees bastard children will never enter the kingdom of Heaven after all. The wayward son wanted only justice for his people, the wrath of the virgin spited was something no one would ever see coming. TBC.
Good evening my brother. God is the only one who can judge anyone, the words of mankind are irreverent and hold no power in comparison to his glory. Have a blessed day soaked in the warmth and love and understanding of our lord God who loves all people regardless of who they are, regardless of their views and regardless of their creeds. God who loves you no matter what you believe in. As well as his son our savior in all things Jesus Christ who was taken from the middle east to be hung on a cross in Rome for our sins. To judge someone, saying they will 'burn in hellfire' makes you sound as
if you are trying to speak for God, and again as a pastor you should know and realize, that only God can say what will happen to a person. Casting judgement over someone yourself is a bit out there don't you think?
It's worth pointing out here that "birth" is not a verb. God has provided Scripture for us so that we'll understand His message preserved in its pages. Although for context you'll need to read The Old Testament in your case I'd recommend I & II Corinthians.

I Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

You seem overwhelmed with sin and a desire to insult God; whatever the origin of your ravings His message remains consistent. Christ Jesus promised to return to the world (obviously that means He's not here now because if He were He'd have no need to return) yet in the interim is His mind altogether absent? Of course not!

I Corinthians 2:12-16 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.
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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-05-2019, 12:33 PM

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It's worth pointing out here that "birth" is not a verb.
At least it's a word, Sister, unlike "voidless".


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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 01-05-2019, 08:56 PM

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At least it's a word, Sister, unlike "voidless".
Yes, I was wondering how something could be voidless and empty at the same time but if voidlessness doesn't exist it would just be empty. No wonder Mary's narrative developed as it did! We even had God committing the sin of giving birth and dying in a middle eastern Rome, actually closer than Ethiopia which is about as adjacent as Spain. Are there degrees of adjacentness?
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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 09-04-2019, 01:09 AM

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In the beginning, there were the Heavens, and the universe was voidless and empty. The universe God reached it mass across was a newly born babe. The other universes, filled with Gods far more ancient and powerful, saw not to interrupt the process in which it moved. It's Earth created, it's people placed, It created angelic beings. little did it know, it's next project, humanity would prove reckless, taken in by the wiles of a wayward son. That wayward son was trapped alongside it's brothers in a camp known The Garden Of Eden. On a planet called Earth. Forced to work to create the perfect habitat for God's latest creations, humanity. it later impregnated a virgin in a bath of white light much the same as others before it had done to birth their heroes. Jesus' birth, in the middle east of the new continents, near Ethiopia. The virgin was cast out by her husband shortly afterward, for a woman to have birthed a child out of wedlock was a sin, even if it was committed by God itself. The bible decrees bastard children will never enter the kingdom of Heaven after all.

The wayward son wanted only justice for his people, the wrath of the virgin spited was something no one would ever see coming. TBC.
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What you need to do is to stop this nonsensical babbling that you've written in your message here. Instead, you must open up your copy of the and read it very carefully. You will find that we do not cherry-pick our favorite verses here at . And, we do not ignore the verses which state that you, most definitely, deserve to burn in the fires of for all of eternity, because of your revolting, sinful nature.

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

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Default Re: Beneath The Word Of Our Lord God - 09-04-2019, 12:16 PM

You are no brother of mine, Luci. I have never in my life read anything more sinful than your posts, and I was raised an Anglican so know what I'm talking about having suffered unending exposure to sinfulness.

Not only do you lie - Jesus was NOT crucified in Rome, you fool - but you also, and this is infinitely worse, put lies into the mouth of God Himself. I am chilled to the bone by your words. You are beyond redemption and so I will not pray for your soul. To do so would be pointless knowing, as I do, that it cannot escape its fate of forever howling in unbearable agony for all eternity in Hell.

All the same, welcome to the forum and have a nice day now.
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