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Default Hi my name is Alex - 05-05-2020, 09:21 PM

Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-05-2020, 09:45 PM

Welcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.


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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-05-2020, 09:55 PM

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Welcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.
I will not say where I live but I'll tell you the ashiatsu massage parlors that are near me dont have that problem. In fact the places getting busted for p rostitution where I live are either those porn stores or those steam. I mean maybe their is some prostitution in some massage parlors in other places but I havent heard anything about that where I live
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Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
Jeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:

Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;

It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:

Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.

You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-05-2020, 10:10 PM

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Jeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:

Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;

It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:

Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.

You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.
Yeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurate


Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
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Yeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurate
Oh dear, I would never tell you that Jeremiah is weird. The Word of God is perfect and there is nothing weird about it.

Jeremiah contains many beautiful verses. Here is one of my favorites:

Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.

Many people who believe themselves to be Christians falsely believe that God is some sort of a "love and peace for all" hippie. Jeremiah reminds us that God brings evil upon those who disobey Him.

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Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
Dear, if you find me a Bible verse that approves of this Chinese massage, I will be convinced.
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-05-2020, 10:33 PM

Yeah Jeremiah is amazing but unfortunetly alot of lukewarm Christians think that book was to harsh but the stuff in Jeremiah is like 100% honest and alot of the stuff that Jeremiah says applie to today
Barefoot Ashiatsu massage is not chinese its japanese
Also there is a verse that supports ashiatsu it's the verse of John 13:12-14


I mean that verse talks about serving others it doesnt mention ashiatsu it uses jesus washing his disciples feet as an example of serving others that's exactly what ashiatsu massage therapists do: they serve others


Ashiatsu massage is completely biblical and I cant wait to get my license
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Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?
Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.
I never said anything about autistics? I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
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I never said anything about autistics? I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!



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You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!



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Dang it sorry I meant becoming a better follower of god I hate my phone 🙄


Please dont be mad that was not my fault you really their would be better typing technology but Samsung never fixes their cheap crap I typed follower but my phone completely screwed it up


My apologies I meant better follower gosh that's embarressing
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 02:58 AM

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You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


Please please please do not think I did that on purpose I really did not mean that I feel so embarressed I do not feel like that at all I love god. I would never ever ever say that!


I hate those sinners and rap musicians who think they are above god they sicken me! I hate the watchtower society that acts like god to. I dont think like that at all.


I was never meaning to say that deliberately you have no idea how crappy my phone is it's slow when I went to type it it screwed it up because its slow and I couldn't type because it was freezing a nd the autocorrect made it first. I cant wait for a new plan I'm sick of this damn mobile plan like you wouldnt believe friend


Again I never meant to say that i meant better follower damn i feel terrible for not catching that
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:03 AM

I feel really really really stupid for not catching my phone doing that. I hope you guys dont have the wrong idea of me now. Please please please dont punish me or anything I love gods word you have no idea. Samsung atat makes horrid crap that cant operate I cant wait for a better phone plan
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:08 AM

If I could I would make five million apologies I feel so bad for not catching that typo you have no idea how I'm feeling right now



I've litterally prayed to make sure god understood it was my phone screwing up and I have apologized 5 times to him already
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:13 AM

Please please please dont ban me I never ever meant to type what I type i really wish i had looked over that post I'm so sorry like you wouldnt believe

Can we just be polite and civil and forget my accident I dont want this to become an argument I'm sorry it was my phone I feel so bad already 😭
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:18 AM

I'm serious please dont hate me over a simple typing mistake. I want to be friends! I love God 😭
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Default Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:23 AM

Please Elmer is there anyway I can contact you on here and just explain the typo I dont want you to think I'm evil or anything I love God and I want to clear this up with you and the admins please?
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Prayer Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 03:35 AM

Dear Sinner,

As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


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As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


Yours in Christ,

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Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo


I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to
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Sinner Re: Hi my name is Alex - 05-06-2020, 04:07 AM

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Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo

I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to
This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?

1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.

2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;

You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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