[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by SirDanielVII

I know! My exorcist hasn't allowed me to eat in 4 months! Praying as we speak


All I can do is continue reading my Bible and allowing the word of God to cleanse my soul!

Jesus fasted for 40 days. He endured hunger to the limit of human capability.


You are trying to be funny or you are a liar.


I am not laughing.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by SirDanielVII

Excuse me, how DARE you insinuate that I have spoken too freely?! I attend the church my great-great-great-great-grandfather founded HIMSELF! MARY IS THE APOSTLE OF THE APOSTLES, I AM NO FILTHY CATHEELICK! My favorite bible verse, if I MUST choose only one, is Kings 2:23, wherein the Lord exerts his great power to destroy those who disobey His word! I found Jesus through my Blood, as I am 1/64 Jewish! I am cleaner and worthier than ANYONE!!

Greetings Mr. Daniel (i cannot call you "Sir", since i doubt you received that title from a monarch or a bishop), it's nice to see an Orthodox in these forums (even tough they are only a step further than Lutherans and Anglicans for their doctrines). May i ask you to wich Orthodox Church you belong? Also, are you claiming that you descend from the first patriarch of it?



Now, i assure you that we True Christians that follow the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).


Also, i suggest to pray that God may purify your DNA if you really descend from the Christ-killing people, since it could lead you to usury.


Amen!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

Now, i assure you that we FALSE Christians that follow the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).

There was a small error in your post, my dear Romeo, so I corrected it.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

There was a small error in your post, my dear Romeo, so I corrected it.

Oh, how truly excellent, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if I may, I should like to make another correction:

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

Now, i assure you that we True Christians that follow the Roman Catholic APOSTASY Church wash ourselves everyday before going to mass (not as much as Muslims, who washes five time for prayer, of course).

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Oh, how truly excellent, dear Sister Basilissa. And, if I may, I should like to make another correction:

Indeed, Sister Isabella, indeed!