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Jesus The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 04:41 PM

I recently bought new sheets.

While I was anointing them with oil and wondering what to do with the old ones, asking God to shew unto me the answer, He spoke to me and said He was filling my 700 thread count used sheets with His virtue. He directed me to offer a swatch to anyone in need of a special miracle no matter what the need. Skeptical? Just read what LP of NY wrote me just this morning:

“I was in need of a miracle when I saw your post about miracle swatches. I sent my last $75 as a small token of my faith and my miracle is due to happen any day now. It’s miraculous.”

WOW. Praise God and Jesus Christ. The Lord asks that you send a token faith gift of at least $75 for minor miracles and $300 for major ones. For hopeless cases, God asks for $1000 or more. You can also join my new Miracle a Month program for $2500/month. This is a special swatch program in which you receive a different swatch each month to pin on your under garment and then sit back while month after month miracles flow your way. WOW.

Those interested please let me know. Remember God says if we have the faith of a mustard seed, He will move mountains. But the token offering is necessary in this case to unleash His virtue. So don’t fail Jesus! Order yours today! Makes a thoughtful gift!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 04:44 PM

Now I know what to get my Pa for Christmas! I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he finds this for him under the tree.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 07:00 PM

Sounds neat. I love blankets. I'll inquire further after my next paycheck.
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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 07:06 PM

Larry dear, I hope you're not backsliding into your old Catlick ways? You know what Pastor Zeke had to say about that last time.

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Sounds neat. I love blankets. I'll inquire further after my next paycheck.
Given the amount of time you're spending posting on here during what are presumably working hours at Barnes and Noble, I'd be surprised if you get one. Unless of course you work shifts, hauling crates in the warehouse.


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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 07:09 PM

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Larry dear, I hope you're not backsliding into your old Catlick ways? You know what Pastor Zeke had to say about that last time.

Given the amount of time you're spending posting on here during what are presumably working hours at Barnes and Noble, I'd be surprised if you get one. Unless of course you work shifts, hauling crates in the warehouse.


As a sales consultant, that wouldn't be work bereft of me. Though technically I log in during company time, I've become savvy in being discreet during dead peaks. And besides, today is Saturday and I don't do the weekend shifts, so it's irrespective.
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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 08:48 PM

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As a sales consultant, that wouldn't be work bereft of me.
That sentence is bereft of sense.
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I don't do the weekend shifts, so it's irrespective.
As is that one.


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Default Re: The BrotherLarry Miracle Prayer Cloth - 11-09-2019, 08:54 PM

With my dyslexia I get confused sometimes, sorry. Good with numbers, struggle with words sometimes, that's how I got the job.
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