[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

And it doesn't help that it has one of the Village People on the front.

Brother Hatchet, I need a ruling on one of the cereals I found in the pantry after reading your well-researched and informative OP. It's Kashi Heart to Heart Oak Flakes and Blueberry Clusters.

There are several red flags here:

- flakes? Like Peruvian?

- the addition of blueberry appears to violate Commandment 7, but it's real fruit and not "fruity" flavored. I'd rather err on the side of Christ.

- the "clusters" look suspiciously like animal droppings ("scheisse film" material?)

- Heart to Heart? Like BLEEDING heart?

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

"Kashi" sounded like a Chink name to me, so I did some research. Kashi is actually an American company owned by Kellogg's. I'm still not convinced that those "clusters" are not made out of cat.