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Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
06-11-2011, 09:58 PM
Hello brothers,
this question was put to me by one of the girls in the prayer group:
She's from a small Spanish town near Benidorm and so does have some eyewitness experience of drunken British knicker-dropping harlots acting like bitches in heat.
Having spent some time there on mission work I have to confirm they seriously do have dibs on the 'honour' of world's number ONE WHORES.
That coupled with my experience from British cities from Aberdeen to Portsmouth, Swansea to Hull, I'd have to say I've never seen any race of ugly, put a bag on its head slappers quite so ready to copulate for the fee of hald a gin tonic and some fish n chips.
The French and Swedes may have big reputations in the slutworld but when it comes to action I'd say the Brits could well win hands (and knees) down.
I may be wrong, which is why I'd like opinions for a list of Nationalities to have special care in avoiding and de-lousing for our converts when spreading the word.
ALL SLUT information here will be helpful.
Thanks. Fire away friends.
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06-11-2011, 10:14 PM
I can attest to the fact that that vomitous isle is populated by nothing but sluts and whores. This is what I found under my 14 year old son's mattress last week:
Pure filth! A British catalog filled with page after page of the sluttiest whores you can imagine, in the most unGodly of poses and positions. And apparently they have never heard of razors in the UK. I could not believe that much hair could be down there on one 'woman'.
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06-11-2011, 10:30 PM
Judging by how many of them their are, Mexican women must be in there somewhere! In California (especially Fresno ), you can't spit without hitting some Beaner tramp and her herd of baby spics!
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06-11-2011, 10:32 PM
Some years ago Britain was bombed by some planes.
People might say it was the Germans but i say it was God!
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06-12-2011, 03:42 AM
I read somewhere that something like 90% of British women fornicate with strangers in their cars during their lunch break.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors -
06-12-2011, 07:31 AM
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And apparently they have never heard of razors in the UK. I could not believe that much hair could be down there on one 'woman'.
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Goodness, that's certainly true. As part of my conversion from a homosexual, we recruited a British whore dancer to attempt to demonstrate the desirability of the female gender. When she pulled up her skirts the hair was overwhelming. It looked to us like she was being attacked by a wolverine.
Set us back 3 months in therapy, but (Praise God) we all made it through.
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06-12-2011, 07:32 AM
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I read somewhere that something like 90% of British women fornicate with strangers in their cars during their lunch break.
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The other 10% are on a 'working lunch' bent over the table for the boss
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06-12-2011, 10:47 AM
I know that Finnish women spread their legs willingly on vacations, that is the main reason for them to travel. But they are generally so butt ugly that only desperate Spaniards and Turks fornicate with them. So I don't think they can compete with Brits.
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors -
06-12-2011, 01:46 PM
I recently attended an international Bar Association conference in England and one of the extra-curricular activities was touring a movie studio.
I struck up a conversation with an actress - I really can't recall her name - but I'm sure this slut was trying to seduce me.
I was so disgusted with her shabby attempts to get me cornered, that we didn't even get around to negotiating a price.
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06-14-2011, 07:29 AM
It really does seem Brittish women take the crown here.
But I have perhaps a competitor.
In Ghent, a city in Belgium, there is a gallery known as the 'glass street'. This is a prostitution neighbourhood. the glass refers not only to the huge glass dome covering the gallery, but also all the windows behind which the 'wares' are shown.
Now why am I telling you this?
The 'glass street' is a protected cultural inheritance.
Yes, that's right. The whorestreet is protected by the government as being of cultural importance.
May I ask you, how crazy is that?
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors -
07-26-2011, 08:09 AM
i heard german women were the worst
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07-26-2011, 08:53 AM
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i heard german women were the worst
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-06-2011, 02:10 PM
Women below the Mason Dixon line are not only putans, but sexually deviant.
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-06-2011, 05:51 PM
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Women below the Mason Dixon line are not only putans, but sexually deviant.
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What would a Catlick know about women? Now, picking up little boys is a different matter...
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-06-2011, 06:04 PM
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Women below the Mason Dixon line are not only putans, but sexually deviant.
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Mihalick? That's a Slavic name ho! ho! One thing is a right; a SLAV wouldn't know about what a harlot is since no sane man would copulate with one of those apple face, ginger haired, scarf wearing harpies that is the she-Slav.
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-06-2011, 06:22 PM
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Women below the Mason Dixon line are not only putans, but sexually deviant.
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Now, that depends how high you chalked the Dick-on line in your “confessional” booth, Father.
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-07-2011, 01:34 AM
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Now, that depends how high you chalked the Dick-on line in your “confessional” booth, Father.
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Once again you bible thumpers are making no sense. Do Southerners even try to educate their children?
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10-07-2011, 01:40 AM
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Mihalick? That's a Slavic name ho! ho! One thing is a right; a SLAV wouldn't know about what a harlot is since no sane man would copulate with one of those apple face, ginger haired, scarf wearing harpies that is the she-Slav.
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Mihalick is Polish, thank you. But I am not Polish. I picked Mihalick in honor of a priest who taught me high school theology. I am an Italian-American, Roman Catholic. Yeah, a Guido, you che va in culo a sua madres!
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-07-2011, 01:58 AM
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Women below the Mason Dixon line are not only putans, but sexually deviant.
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What would a Catlick know about women? Now, picking up little boys is a different matter...
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But papists know plenty about sexual deviancy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are BRITISH WOMEN the world's BIGGEST WHORES? Any competitors? -
10-08-2011, 02:45 AM
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Gee, Pastor Zeek,
You should ask Pastor Ted about sexual deviancy.
Or ask Rev. Paul Barnes
Maybe, Pastor Jim can explain all about Bible Thumping and sexual deviancy?
By the way, when I was growing up my neighbor had a pet dog named Zeek. Are you related? Nay, that dog was better looking.
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