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Default Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 07:32 AM


Not that it should surprise anyone, but that crippled freak Oscar Pistorius finally succumbed to his retardation and shot the whore he was currently fornicating with. I sorta kind of felt sorry for the gimp, seeing as God cursed him with stumps for legs, until he snapped that is.

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Oscar Pistorius 'shoots girlfriend'


South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius has been arrested over the fatal shooting of his girlfriend at his home in Pretoria, local media say.

Police captain Sarah Mcira told local media that a woman - who died at the scene - was shot in the head and arm.

The precise circumstances surrounding the incident are unclear. Reports say he may have mistaken her for a burglar.

The 26-year-old - known as the "blade runner" - was the first double amputee to run in the Olympics.




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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 07:56 AM

I'm frankly surprised we don't see more of this from cripples. Salvation™ is out of their grasp, so what's to stop them from raping, killing, and being homos? It's obvious that God made them crippled because they are beyond redemption (Proverbs 16:4, Romans 9:21, Jude 1:4, II Thessalonians 2:11-12). Why do we as a Christian society allow them to freely walk (or roll or bounce along) the streets?

If this gimp had been locked up all along, this murder would have never happened. How much more of this do we have to witness before we finally come to our senses and incarcerate all cripples?


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 08:46 AM

I always thought he was a demon.


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 09:25 AM

Once he gets to Court he won't have a leg to stand on.

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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 01:45 PM

Not surprised really, it's what I expect from these retards. And on Valentine's Day too. What's to bet he got down on his hand and stump and proposed, and she laughed in his face, and that's why he done and shot her. A warning to all of what can happen when they date retards.
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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 02:13 PM

At first I thought "typical cyborg behaviour", but then I read this:

"Reports say he may have mistaken her for a burglar."

Obviously this is a frame-job by the anti-gun nazis. Everybody knows guns only shoot tyrants and criminals, while good people are only shot in the shoulder, thanks to the intervention of the LORD. And of course he's a white South African, those guys are as conservative as any Alabama boy, so of course Obama has every reason to destroy him.

(I also wondered why he's living with a girlfriend, instead of married to her, but then I remembered that Adam and Eve didn't have a fancy wedding, nor did the virgins in those cities in Numbers 31:17-18, Deuteronomy 20:14 etc. )
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God pre-emptively smote him with being a cripple to warn him not to commit this sin and he spits in God's loving face and does it anyway. He deserves to burn in Hell!



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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 05:36 PM

Further evidence that God hates cripples. They are master criminals and incapable of Salvation®, on account of being half-witted.


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Once he gets to Court he won't have a leg to stand on.

Praise Jesus.
I concur. In spite of the woes of the liberal court systems around the world, there ain't no way this guy's gonna walk.
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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 10:47 PM

Is it really fair for him to run in a race? Without legs, he's lighter and can run faster than men with legs. So he's a cheater and now a murderer as well. Jesus won't be very pleased with him when his Judgement Day comes.


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 10:50 PM

Is this the same guy who chopped his legs off so he could be the "fastest man on earth"?

Yeah, taking drugs is cheating, but becoming a cyborg should be accepted. Way to go liebrals.


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 11:28 PM

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At first I thought "typical cyborg behaviour", but then I read this:

"Reports say he may have mistaken her for a burglar."

Obviously this is a frame-job by the anti-gun nazis. Everybody knows guns only shoot tyrants and criminals, while good people are only shot in the shoulder, thanks to the intervention of the LORD. And of course he's a white South African, those guys are as conservative as any Alabama boy, so of course Obama has every reason to destroy him.

(I also wondered why he's living with a girlfriend, instead of married to her, but then I remembered that Adam and Eve didn't have a fancy wedding, nor did the virgins in those cities in Numbers 31:17-18, Deuteronomy 20:14 etc. )
Mistaken her for a burgler? Did he gouge his eyes out too?


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 11:34 PM

I covered the sins of this monstrosity in this thread quite some time ago. The use of so called prosthetics is utterly heretical. Cripples that use technology to allow them to be more like normal people are spitting in the face of the Baby Jesus by questioning the wisdom of God. He crippled them for a reason, to deny this is to deny God and His merciful blessings.


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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-14-2013, 11:35 PM

I wonder how the police tracked him down so quickly? It's not like they could follow his foot steps.

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Default Re: Legless Freak Murders Live-in Whore! Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend Dead! - 02-15-2013, 01:35 AM

It breaks my Christian heart.

As is so often the case with these souless mutants, it is never 'Will they go on a killing rampage' but "When is it going to start". At least he only killed someone with no soul, a worthless whore.

More importantly, Bobby-Joe, did you get a look at the walls and gates around his place? Perhaps we can get a 'loan' from Obama to spruce up Landovers setup.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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