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Halo Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 12:55 AM

I am a Catholic whore, currently enjoying my time out of congress with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:08 AM

Your appearance is acknowledged, pervert. I assume you think your statement is shocking, but we get the lost here all the time. Do you have anything interesting to say, or is it just the same old drivel?


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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:22 AM

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I am a Catholic whore, currently enjoying my time out of congress with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
How original.



Anyway, you got your RDA of Failed Troll out of the way, so how about the truth? It won't kill you, but your lies will.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:34 AM

Hello Justaman123.

You should not have a colored boyfriend if you are a man along with the other things you said maybe you should just go ahead and read all of Leviticus it is near the front.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:42 AM

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I am a Catholic whore, currently enjoying my time out of congress with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon.


...Now please either get lost or get serious about Jesus.
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Unhappy Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:44 AM

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I am a Catholic whore, currently enjoying my time out of congress with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
You have no idea how much you have upset me.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-04-2015, 01:44 AM

Greetings Justine. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is Trevor and I am from the island of Jamaica. I am a Black man like your boyfriend and I am here in Babylon as a student. I am currently cataloguing tattoos on white girls as part of my study of white people. Do you have any tattoos?

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I think I mentioned you in a private conversation today that I had to a True Christian™ In short, I was expecting you. How many of you are there, which forum/church or Satanic worshiping party do you come here from?
May I suggest that you not worry about a thing and merrily continue on with your lifestyle thus making it easier for us and Satan to identify you.

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You are just using your faggot homo lifestyle bravado to attempt to enter this forum on your own terms so as to slowly progress to TRUTH™
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May I suggest that you not worry about a thing and merrily continue on with your lifestyle thus making it easier for us and Satan to identify you.

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You are just using your faggot homo lifestyle bravado to attempt to enter this forum on your own terms so as to slowly progress to TRUTH™
You could always skip the Troll act and start on your journey to salvation, now.

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So quick question, how has the legalization of gay marriage affected you in any way at all?
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So quick question, how has the legalization of gay marriage affected you in any way at all?
It has forced me to stand my ground in ways I never thought I would have to in the Land of the Free. I have to shout "Merry Christmas" and "God Bless America" over the voices of those who think everyone should be forced to hear the liberal opinion. Kids these days believe everyone is entitled to good press, free food, and foreign aid. I find myself saluting my flag at my own risk. Giving thanks to our troops, my local police, and fire fighters practically requires a signed statement to the effect of my support of transgender animal companions. My husband hardly looks at me any more, and my children don't respect me. When I was a little girl, men were men, women were women, and monkeys didn't stink up the White House, thank you very much. We knew right from wrong, and people didn't get awards from sticking random objects into their rectums and call it "reality television." So thanks for your concern, but no thanks.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It has forced me to stand my ground in ways I never thought I would have to in the Land of the Free. I have to shout "Merry Christmas" and "God Bless America" over the voices of those who think everyone should be forced to hear the liberal opinion.
Um no...you don't. Lots of people celebrate Christmas in this country. It's just you should try to be a little respectful to the people who might not believe what you do. I mean, you can tell them they will burn in hell, but at least let them do what they want. That is what the meaning of free means...

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Kids these days believe everyone is entitled to good press, free food, and foreign aid.
Ok I believe with the two last things...yeah free food and foreign aid are good things...but good press? What if you definition of good press was different than mine? What defines good press? America was founded to have the freedom of press, not to only watch "good press."
No, we "kids" don't believe that. We are too busy with a lot of other stuff in our lives. Quite simple, we don't care what the press has to say.

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I find myself saluting my flag at my own risk. Giving thanks to our troops, my local police, and fire fighters practically requires a signed statement to the effect of my support of transgender animal companions.
Why though? You saluting our flag doesn't mean that you support everyone in the country automatically. It doesn't mean I have to love every single killer, murderer, and rapist in the country. It means I stand by what America was founded for, freedom! Separation of church and state! The idea that I can say whatever I want.

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My husband hardly looks at me any more, and my children don't respect me.
That's your problem...I don't know how that relates to this thread at all. I feel like you are guilt tripping me at this point. And maybe they hardly look at you because you believe in AWFUL THINGS!

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When I was a little girl, men were men, women were women, and monkeys didn't stink up the White House, thank you very much.
Yeah but that was what, 20, 30, maybe 40 years ago at this point? Look times change. If we want to stick to our old timely values, than that means I can physically beat you! Would you want to get beat? NO! No one does! Oh and your racist, calling a black person a monkey. How much worse could this get.

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We knew right from wrong, and people didn't get awards from sticking random objects into their rectums and call it "reality television." So thanks for your concern, but no thanks.
Look lady, I don't agree with half the stuff on TV too. Most woman are just flaunting their bodies, which is disgusting. But what you need to understand is there is this wonderful thing called the change channel button. No one is forcing you to watch that. You can turn the TV off, read a book, watch another channel for crying out loud!

And finally, you didn't even answer my question. How have gay people affected you? And before a mod gives me fractions for this post, I'm not trying to make you gay. I'm simply asking. If you can't answer than question, than maybe you should rethink all of this. You shouldn't spend 100% of your time dedicated to God and Jesus. Be happy, go out there and just try to have fun. In your spare time you can love Jesus all you want, but for right now, you have to enjoy life.

P.S. Doesn't it say in the bible to love thy neighbor? Basically love everyone, except for the murderers and rapists. Yeah.
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It has forced me to stand my ground in ways I never thought I would have to in the Land of the Free. I have to shout "Merry Christmas" and "God Bless America" over the voices of those who think everyone should be forced to hear the liberal opinion. Kids these days believe everyone is entitled to good press, free food, and foreign aid. I find myself saluting my flag at my own risk. Giving thanks to our troops, my local police, and fire fighters practically requires a signed statement to the effect of my support of transgender animal companions. My husband hardly looks at me any more, and my children don't respect me. When I was a little girl, men were men, women were women, and monkeys didn't stink up the White House, thank you very much. We knew right from wrong, and people didn't get awards from sticking random objects into their rectums and call it "reality television." So thanks for your concern, but no thanks.
And listen, you are a woman. You don't have to listen to the man. You are a strong, independent, free woman, and no man should dictate how your life goes. There is no freedom in that.

Just look at the jokes the men make about you:

Q: What do 10,000 "abused" women have in common?

A: They just wouldn't listen!
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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black-eyes?

A: Nothing - you already told her twice!...
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Q: Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?

A: The dishes if she know's whats good for her.
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You can't possibly find these funny? Do you want a black eye? Do you want to do the dishes? NO! You don't. Listen, next time your man ever abuses you, stand up for your right as a woman. Not under this dictatorship of a church. And yes, you can be a strong independent woman, and still love God with all your might.
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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-08-2015, 05:17 AM

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So quick question, how has the legalization of gay marriage affected you in any way at all?
It has insulted me, and as a result there is a 79.9895% chance I will go to jail for a significant period of time as a result. This is not a good thing for any party/parties involved.

That is my answer.

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Just look at the jokes the men make about you:

Q: What do 10,000 "abused" women have in common?

A: They just wouldn't listen!
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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black-eyes?

A: Nothing - you already told her twice!...
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Q: Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?

A: The dishes if she know's whats good for her.
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You can't possibly find these funny?
No, I don't find these funny at all. I do however find them to be a good set of rules. Thank you for posting them, I shall have them moved to the womans forum section, Gods Speed.


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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-08-2015, 05:18 AM

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So quick question, how has the legalization of gay marriage affected you in any way at all?
As a lay preacher in a home church, I could be sued or face imprisonment for refusing to marry gays. My church may have to go underground. We may have to communicate with each other in code and meet in secret locations, like the early church under Roman persecution. The last days are here, my friend.
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Default Re: Hi there! - 12-09-2015, 12:54 AM

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And listen, you are a woman. You don't have to listen to the man. You are a strong, independent, free woman, and no man should dictate how your life goes. There is no freedom in that.

Just look at the jokes the men make about you:

Q: What do 10,000 "abused" women have in common?

A: They just wouldn't listen!
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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black-eyes?

A: Nothing - you already told her twice!...
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Q: Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?

A: The dishes if she know's whats good for her.
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You can't possibly find these funny? Do you want a black eye? Do you want to do the dishes? NO! You don't. Listen, next time your man ever abuses you, stand up for your right as a woman. Not under this dictatorship of a church. And yes, you can be a strong independent woman, and still love God with all your might.
Those are on the men's forum. I'm not allowed there. Besides, Mr. Etheldreda doesn't care for my humor, so I've learned to let that go.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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