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Default Re: Modest Fashion - 07-13-2015, 09:16 PM

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Skirts are ok, but I rather wear blue jeans, they're more confortable, specially when I'm working in a school project or when the day is too cold
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

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Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

Why do you hate Jesus?
Uh? I never said that, I just simply don't wear skirts, that's not a crime
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Uh? I never said that, I just simply don't wear skirts, that's not a crime
According to the Bible, it is. A deadly one, as you can see that the verse I cited refers to those who contravene that edict as "abomination unto the LORD thy God". Why, that's as bad as homosexuality:

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

By not following every last requirement in the Bible (there's only about 630 of them, so it's not that hard), you prove that you don't love Jesus:

John 14:21 "He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him."

And if you don't love Jesus (and prove it by keeping His commandments, which include tithing joyously), you therefore hate Jesus:

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."


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Default Re: Modest Fashion - 07-13-2015, 11:22 PM

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According to the Bible, it is. A deadly one, as you can see that the verse I cited refers to those who contravene that edict as "abomination unto the LORD thy God". Why, that's as bad as homosexuality:

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

By not following every last requirement in the Bible (there's only about 630 of them, so it's not that hard), you prove that you don't love Jesus:

John 14:21 "He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him."

And if you don't love Jesus (and prove it by keeping His commandments, which include tithing joyously), you therefore hate Jesus:

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
You seem to know a lot about the bible and respect it a lot, so why you have so many negative badges under your ussername?
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Default Re: Modest Fashion - 07-13-2015, 11:44 PM

The filthy, Godmocking atheist is right. Women wearing jeans is an abomination for which they will surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.


Also, anime and manga are gateway drawings which lead to hardcore art. You'll be turning tricks on street corners and having lezbean sodomy to support your habit of shooting up with the marijuana if you continue down that satanic path.


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The filthy, Godmocking atheist is right. Women wearing jeans is an abomination for which they will surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.

Also, anime and manga are gateway drawings which lead to hardcore art. You'll be turning tricks on street corners and having lezbean sodomy to support your habit of shooting up with the marijuana if you continue down that satanic path.
I read manga, and I have lots of animes which are my childhood favorites, is just a harmless fun, I think you're just overreacting for nothing
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You seem to know a lot about the bible...
Yes, because I've read the thing. You should, so at the least you'd know what it says.

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...and respect it a lot...
Woah, woah, woah! You've obviously misread something.

Telling you what the Bible says about God and Jesus is TELLING YOU WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT GOD AND JESUS. Nothing more, and certainly not agreement nor "respect".

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Because the Bible says that, because I'm atheist, everything I do, say, think or feel is evil:

Psalm 53:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity:
There is none that doeth good."

Cure cancer, but don't believe in God? You're evil.
Stop wars, but don't believe in God? You're evil.
Feed starving people, but don't believe in God? You're evil.

And every Christian you know believes those things, because to a Christian, the Bible is Truth™, or... they're not really Christian, they've made up a God in their own image (kinda like what you've been trying to pull) that they might happen to call "Jesus" (but it isn't), and have NO claim to any of the good things that the Bible says the faithful will receive (like Heaven):

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."


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Because the Bible says that, because I'm atheist, everything I do, say, think or feel is evil:

Psalm 53:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity:
There is none that doeth good."
Don't forget the Bible says you are a coward who hides in times of trouble, persecutes the poor, are an egomaniac who blesses those the LORD abhors. You're wicked, prideful, and everything you do is grievous. And you atheists puffeth at your enemies. Why would you even do that (Psalm 10:1-10)?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Don't forget the Bible says you are a coward who hides in times of trouble, persecutes the poor, are an egomaniac who blesses those the LORD abhors. You're wicked, prideful, and everything you do is grievous. And you atheists puffeth at your enemies. Why would you even do that (Psalm 10:1-10)?
That's what people here do all the time

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Skirts are ok, but I rather wear blue jeans, they're more confortable, specially when I'm working in a school project or when the day is too cold
Getting cold in skirts is impossible when you wear nice, long, modest clothing! It's also comfortable, pretty, and feminine.


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Getting cold in skirts is impossible when you wear nice, long, modest clothing! It's also comfortable, pretty, and feminine.
I completely agree, Sister! Has the skirt pattern arrived yet?


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I completely agree, Sister! Has the skirt pattern arrived yet?
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You're welcome, Sister!


Samuel gave me a dress like this yesterday. The only difference between my dress and the one in the picture is that the dress is blue with a yellow belt.
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You're welcome, Sister!


Samuel gave me a dress like this yesterday. The only difference between my dress and the one in the picture is that the dress is blue with a yellow belt.
Samuel is such a generous man! I am glad it wasn't red -- I must be honest, when I saw it before reading your post, I was scared I was going to have to admonish you. But, as I expected, he is a wise man.


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Samuel is such a generous man! I am glad it wasn't red -- I must be honest, when I saw it before reading your post, I was scared I was going to have to admonish you. But, as I expected, he is a wise man.
He certainly is, Sister! I almost feel a little spoiled by him. I do have one question, though. If he were to ever get me something red (which I can't see him doing), what would be the appropriate thing for me to do? I'd obviously thank him for such a generous gift, but could I only wear it at home? I certainly wouldn't wear it out in public (unless he tells me to, but he's far too Godly to do such a thing), but I'd want to show him that I appreciate his gift.


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Don't forget the Bible says you are a coward who hides in times of trouble, persecutes the poor, are an egomaniac who blesses those the LORD abhors. You're wicked, prideful, and everything you do is grievous. And you atheists puffeth at your enemies. Why would you even do that (Psalm 10:1-10)?
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He certainly is, Sister! I almost feel a little spoiled by him. I do have one question, though. If he were to ever get me something red (which I can't see him doing), what would be the appropriate thing for me to do? I'd obviously thank him for such a generous gift, but could I only wear it at home? I certainly wouldn't wear it out in public (unless he tells me to, but he's far too Godly to do such a thing), but I'd want to show him that I appreciate his gift.
Red is a nice color to wear, I have lots of red clothes in my closet, but I also love blue, because is tender and beautiful. I have some blue pants and I love wearing them, something simple for a girl like me
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Red is a nice color to wear, I have lots of red clothes in my closet,
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but I also love blue, because is tender and beautiful. I have some blue pants and I love wearing them,
Blue is a lovely color, but you should not be wearing pants, as they're men's clothing. Deuteronomy 22:5 says that women shouldn't be wearing men's clothing.

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Simple is good. No unnecessary pearls or gold, or anything overly showy is what God wants. 1 Timothy 2:9


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Samuel gave me a dress like this yesterday. The only difference between my dress and the one in the picture is that the dress is blue with a yellow belt.
At first I was taken aback! Red is an invitation to be raped dear sister so I am glad to hear you got the dress in a much more demure and modest color. So kind of your husband! And so glad he kept your modesty in mind when choosing the colors



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At first I was taken aback! Red is an invitation to be raped dear sister so I am glad to hear you got the dress in a much more demure and modest color. So kind of your husband! And so glad he kept your modesty in mind when choosing the colors
Than you, Sister! Samuel isn't my husband, but he did propose last night, so it's only a matter of time before we get married. He is an incredibly wise man.


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