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View Poll Results: To which side does The Donald dress, left or right?
To the right and half way to the knee, as befits one of his magnitude 6 100.00%
To the left, but only due to the inept efforts of his wardrobe assistant/hair stylist 0 0%
His penis is a vestigal, truncated nub of gristle too short to stuff down either trouser leg...NOT!! 0 0%
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Question Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 06:41 AM

To the right and halfway to the knee, I assume...but I have had trouble finding an unobscured photo of Trump's package bulging through tight trousers, so its just been guesswork.

I believe that which side a man dresses on reveals much about his character.


The Godly Ted "Theodore" Nugent dressing to the right, as pleases The Lord.


The ungodly Hillary "Ram Rod" Clinton dressing to the left, as displeases The Lord.


The righteous Donald "The Donald" Trump enigmatically shielding his mooseknuckle with a rifle, leaving us to ponder.

My endorsement of Trump's bid for presidency will be contingent on this issue, and I feel that it is my duty as a Christian to get to the root of it...
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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 07:15 AM

I suspect that he leans it to the right but sometimes lets it lie to the left, when necessary.


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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 09:46 AM

The Donald does NOT hang. He is an executive and 110% ready to go ANY time.


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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 01:07 PM

One can stare into Donald's eyes and see that he is well endowed. Since he is right handed, like any decent Christian, we can deduce that it hangs to the left, on the same side as his timepiece, so that his payload does not interfere with manual dexterity.


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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 06:48 PM

Donald Trump for President never in million years!

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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 06:55 PM

My best guess is that here, at the Iowa State Fair where Donald is sizing up the nice crop of tan Iowa farm girls in spaghetti straps, he is tacking right. Others may come to a different conclusion.




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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-16-2015, 10:14 PM

Following in his master's footsteps, The Donald always keeps it to the side it belongs on.



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Default Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-17-2015, 12:06 AM

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Following in his master's footsteps, The Donald always keeps it to the side it belongs on.

As they say, Pastor Zeke, a picture is worth a thousand words. In this case the words are, "When others were too timid, who stepped up to invade the center of evil, Iraq?". And, "How were we able to kill Sadam?"

Brother Chaney has what it takes. So does Donald.


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Love Jesus Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? - 08-17-2015, 02:32 AM



Sweet baby Jesus!

Richard "Dick" Cheney, I salute you, sir!

Guys like Cheney certainly have the penile fortitude to plow through the ranks of God's enemies...Jesus wouldn't equip our Christian leaders with anything less than the right tool for the job.
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