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Love Jesus Re: Hello All! - 02-05-2021, 07:17 PM

I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.
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Default Re: Hello All! - 02-05-2021, 08:27 PM

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I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female.
Why did you do that? Can you be 100% sure that exposure to the death rays is not what turned the child female?

As to how to deal with the news, the answer to this question (and all others) is prayer. And look on the bright side. I have found that a single female child can be helpful in domestic matters and, if non-retarded, can assist in the schooling of her younger brothers. More than one would be a curse, though.


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Bible Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 12:36 AM

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Why did you do that? Can you be 100% sure that exposure to the death rays is not what turned the child female?
Oh, my goodness! I do think that you have hit the nail ever-so-squarely on the head, dear Sister Joanna. We don't know all of the ins and outs of how those machines work, and it would not surprise me if those leering xray contraptions have a way of changing DNA, or chromosomes, or whatever it is that determines the gender of a person. And -- even worse -- it gives me great grief to think that the baby of Mrs. Bella might turn out to be a bound homersexualist! As you well know, Satan will stop at nothing to snatch a wee new-born from the Army of the ! And the earlier the devil can get his claws on this baby, then the harder it will be for the child to take a stand for later in life.

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour"

And, if that horrid travesty should occur, then it will be no time before the young one starts taking an interest in picture books which feature lezbean activities. Why, we're hearing more and more of this sort of thing happening all of the time, such as the very recent warning from a mother's group about a "Girl of the Year" book that has a storyline about girls with such devious tendencies!

"Conservative parents are outraged! American Girl released its first doll with an accompanying book that has an LGBTQ storyline. This is unacceptable!"

https://onemillionmoms.com/current-c...ian-storyline/



Oh, how we need to pray for the protective power of the righteous of the , to cover our dear, darling little ones!




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Jesus Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 12:47 AM

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I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.
Have you considered falling down the stairs?
Ultrasound??? Is the little wench already cackling like a live chicken in skillet?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 02:50 AM

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I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.
All may not be lost just yet, dear. If you went to a medical facility to have an ultrasound, then you can be sure you paid a pedophile to take pictures of a nekkid unborn child. Pedophiles cannot be trusted and this one was positively drooling at the thought of peeking at a little baby girl's sin-box. This is why they told you it was a girl.

This is the most perverted sort of perversion in the pedophilia circles - ultrasound photographers.

No dear, you do not need to take the personal assurances of a pedophile seriously. I tell you from one Biblical woman to the next, go home, get some sleep, repent, pray unceasingly for a healthy baby boy. And if you don't feel the Holy Ghost has your back, Mr. Hutchins' idea about tripping down some stairs is a tried-and-true solution to a lot of life's little problems.


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Default Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 03:19 PM

It's your own fault, you know. When I conceived my five children, I made darn sure they were boys! I would never have allowed - and neither would my husband - one of them to become a girl!


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Jesus Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 05:41 PM

This morning, I was over at The Cracker Barrel having the 'Working Mans' breakfast with the local guys. After we had finished eating (certainly not a topic while eating) we were talking about this ultrasound.

I know when I am at a stop light and some God hating nigra punk in a gook car pulls alongside going thumpty-thump-thump, that is like an ultrasound. So we men decided that it is a way to make deaf babies.
All I know is if God wants a baby to be deaf, He will make it so, we do not need the interference of so-called medical people to pick and choose what God should or should not do. It is plain crazy!


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Love Jesus Re: Hello All! - 02-06-2021, 06:06 PM

I only go an ultrasound because of my tendency to have problematic pregnancies, but I see now why I must not do that and pray for the child to be a boy.
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Dear, is there a reason why your husband prefers to trust doctors rather than Jesus on the subject of health?

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

While it is unfit for a female to teach a man (1 Timothy 2:12), maybe you could meekly (and silently!) suggest a reading of 2 Chronicles 16?

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians.
13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

Of course, it is quite possible that your husband is perfectly aware of this verse and that he is actively trying to make you displease the Lord, hoping that God will kill you, so that you husband can look for a newer model. In this case you are in a real pickle, dear: if you follow your husband's advice and keep seeking physicians rather than Our Lord, then God will punish you, and if you don't follow your husband's advice and try to seek God's help instead, you'll still anger God for not obeying your husband.

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Of course, it is quite possible that your husband is perfectly aware of this verse and that he is actively trying to make you displease the Lord, hoping that God will kill you, so that you husband can look for a newer model. In this case you are in a real pickle, dear: if you follow your husband's advice and keep seeking physicians rather than Our Lord, then God will punish you, and if you don't follow your husband's advice and try to seek God's help instead, you'll still anger God for not obeying your husband.
It is quite the dilemma, isn't it? I thank Jesus every day for giving me a husband who is of one mind with Our Beloved Lord (who is both Him and His Father) in such matters.

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Default Re: Hello All! - 02-08-2021, 03:53 PM

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My goodness! Have you been hacked, or are you revealing your true colors?
I saw that and now I'm actively trying to unsee it.

I'll take this as proof of young earth and 6-day creation. If a creature can devolve so quickly, it surely proves that millions of years aren't needed for "evolution."
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The child appears to have decapitated a Koala bear... I would not normally remark on this as it is unimportant what we do to animals, but I am told Koalas are festering hotbeds of demons and plague and should be handled only with thick gloves.





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Hi, Bella! I'm new too.

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Default Re: Hello All! - 02-08-2021, 06:47 PM

...I changed my mind...

Are you sure Bella's account isn't hacked or something


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Are you sure Bella's account isn't hacked or something
I blame demons. I'd pray for Bella, but I'm currently busy preparing a spicy lentil soup, and after that I have to water my plants, and then I have some other people to pray for, so I really can't spare my time.
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The child appears to have decapitated a Koala bear... I would not normally remark on this as it is unimportant what we do to animals, but I am told Koalas are festering hotbeds of demons and plague and should be handled only with thick gloves.
Oh! Well, that explains it, dear Brother Bathfire. I knew there had to be a good reason as to why they used koala bears in that story about that young, leering, lascivious lezbean!




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