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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 06-30-2008, 12:41 AM

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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 06-30-2008, 12:44 AM

My apologies, Converter, they were working before:

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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 06-30-2008, 12:48 AM

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Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.




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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-18-2008, 07:16 AM

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She's a depraved jungle bunny.... we can't be surprised.

Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.
Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?

To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...

Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?
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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-18-2008, 07:23 AM

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Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?

To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...

Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?
Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence
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I'm thinking of using the purple one...it's completely made out of condoms...so we'll be safe ^^

then again...there's this one ^^

or one made of baloons ^^

I like this one...it has a cross ^^

this'll be the one I use if I do go with white though.
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Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence

In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.


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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-18-2008, 11:18 PM

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In some cultures, white is for funerals. You should wear a dress that you feel festive and attractive in. If you like black, then wear black.
Who cares about "other cultures?" If they reject Jesus then they're no better than a pile of dog poop.

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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-19-2008, 04:04 PM

As they should, to reflect their cleanliness.

It's fitting that other cultures don't wear white for weddings. Their brides are not pure, anyway.


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They also come in lots of other colors. What's your point?
Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.
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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-19-2008, 07:09 PM

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Avocado I think would be left standing at the alter.

Since when do appliances marry?


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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-19-2008, 07:50 PM

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Since when do appliances marry?
Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?
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Default Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S - 07-19-2008, 10:26 PM

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Are stackable washers and dryers living in sin?

Inanimate objects are not capable of "sin."


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