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Exclamation Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-22-2009, 04:01 PM

Well, while I'm glad to be home, it has been a thrilling three weeks abroad.

For undisclosed reasons I cannot confirm or deny rumours that I have spent the last 3 weeks in an undisclosed location providing training and guidance regarding enhanced interrogation, enhanced vote counting, and enhanced crowd control on behalf of Ze, L.L.C. (Previously Redwater Security Contracting).

What I can say is that everything the liberal media says about the Iranian election is a lie, especially when they talk about the subsequent Al Gore-style sore loser riots.

These rioters are not "moderates". Moderates do not riot. Only hippies riot. The Bible says that we are to obey secular authorities, not matter how much we disagree with them:

Romans 13:

1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

13 Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying.

Now let's take a closer look at the rioters. We see unshaved hippies, feminists, the religiously lukewarm who would legalize homosexuality and adultry, students, teenagers, harlots with dyed hair, and revellers who just came along to scream and shout Obama-rally style.



Meet the "martyr" of their riots: Neda Agha Soltan, a hair-dying, makeup-pouring harlot with no sense of modesty.



Does this one even need a caption?



This girl is wearing enough make-up to keep every whore in Amsterdam supplied for a week! And when was the last time her boyfriend shaved?



Now, where have we seen this before? A long-haired, unshaven boy holds up a picture of Noam Chomsky, or some other intellectual-looking jewish type, in order to get closer to the strutting, pucker-faced hottie. Looks like Woodstockistan 2009 is going to end with the typical free-love orgy.



Here we see homos trying to hold an orgy, with a police officer caught in the middle. Also note the face-mask-wearing anarchist, and the Ringo-Starr lookalike at middle right.



Looks like an Obama rally. Notice how green is their color - environmentalism strikes again.

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Default Re: Dirty hippies rioting agaist God's Ordained Ruler! - 06-22-2009, 04:07 PM

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Meet the "martyr" of their riots: a hair-dying, makeup-pouring harlot with no sense of modesty
It's the middle east, I wouldn't expect them to be working in God's light for once.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...acy-rally.html

Serves her right, democracy my ass. A satanist rally is what it is called


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It's the middle east, I wouldn't expect them to be working in God's light for once.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...acy-rally.html

Serves her right, democracy my ass. A satanist rally is what it is called
Notice how there are huge rallies for her in ultra-liberal Los Angeles.

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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-22-2009, 09:24 PM

UPDATE: If anyone thought my comparing these rioters to Al Gore was over-the-top, remember that Al Gore is on the Board of Directors for Google. And right now Google is helping the protests!

UPDATE #2: There is talk that the next move will be a GENERAL STRIKE.

Who goes on strike? Leftist UNION GOONS.

Now let's look at one of the rioter's organizations:
The International Alliance of Iranian Students is an organization composed of intellectuals, students and political activists all with the common goal of establishing a Secular and Democratic government


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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-23-2009, 01:25 PM

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What I can say is that everything the liberal media says about the Iranian election is a lie, especially when they talk about the subsequent Al Gore-style sore loser riots.

These rioters are not "moderates". Moderates do not riot. Only hippies riot.
Let me just stop you right there, if I could. I'm assuming you live in the United States of America and that you are aware of the history of the American Revolution. Were your forefathers hippies? When they rioted against an oppressive monarchy were they going against the teachings of God? What was created here and what the "hippies and harlots" of Iran are trying to emulate is a free nation of people who are not being forced to follow under the rule of oppression.

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Blind allegiance to an oppressive authority is a blatant act of stupidity.
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Or survival. Don't you remember the NAZIs?


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[...] what the "hippies and harlots" of Iran are trying to emulate is a free nation of people who are not being forced to follow under the rule of oppression.
You are wrong, look at the policies of both sides - both are merely different flavors of Islamofascism - it's the same as voting for a left-handed or a right-handed devil.

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I'm sure you meant to add, "however Christianity does not fall in this category and is the only course for a wise man." (fixed)





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I'm assuming you live in the United States of America and that you are aware of the history of the American Revolution.
I believe in Intelligent Design Theory of American creation. America did not just happen to fall together due to a chaotic series of event, but was Intelligently Designed by the LORD. Read our lesson on the Intelligent Design of America.

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Were your forefathers hippies? When they rioted against an oppressive monarchy were they going against the teachings of God?
America has always been True Christian terretory, but the indians and british rebelled against us. The American Creation was the successful quelling of these rebellions. Also, Lincoln rebelled against Real Americans, and God killed him for it. Liberalis is a rebellion against Real Americans, and freedom fighters like Tomothy McViegh fight to quash the rebellion.

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Blind allegiance to an oppressive authority is a blatant act of stupidity.
As we are Slaves of Jesus, Lambs of the Shepard (knowing that Shepards EAT the sheep), as the Bible commands us. Better blind allegiance to the oppressive authority of Jesus in this life than forced allegiance to the oppressive authority of Satan in the next.
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For those who want to help support God's Ordained Rulers, buy stock in Siemens and Nokia:

With all due respect Brother Thurmond, I would like to invest in Ze, L.L.C. (Previously Redwater Security Contracting).

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Or survival. Don't you remember the NAZIs?
Indeed I do! There was a resistance to the NAZI party as well, and if given the choice I would have rather died as a rebellious dissenter than survived as a sheep. If you want to equate your faith in God and Jesus with following in lockstep of such a disgusting regime as the NAZIs be my guest, but I would never make such a horrid analogy.
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You are wrong, look at the policies of both sides - both are merely different flavors of Islamofascism - it's the same as voting for a left-handed or a right-handed devil.
The policies of the two candidates reflect different flavors of Islamofacism, yes, but the protesters are not just protesting the election results. They are sick of the way their country is being run, and are taking to the streets and voting with their feet. There is no greater pursuit in liberty than fighting to your own end for what you believe in.

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I'm sure you meant to add, "however Christianity does not fall in this category and is the only course for a wise man." (fixed)
Surely, I'm not trying to slander anyone's belief in Christianity.
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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-23-2009, 05:06 PM

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If you want to equate your faith in God and Jesus with following in lockstep of such a disgusting regime as the NAZIs be my guest, but I would never make such a horrid analogy.
That's what I thought you were doing.


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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-23-2009, 05:33 PM

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I believe in Intelligent Design Theory of American creation. America did not just happen to fall together due to a chaotic series of event, but was Intelligently Designed by the LORD. Read our lesson on the Intelligent Design of America.



America has always been True Christian terretory, but the indians and british rebelled against us. The American Creation was the successful quelling of these rebellions. Also, Lincoln rebelled against Real Americans, and God killed him for it. Liberalis is a rebellion against Real Americans, and freedom fighters like Tomothy McViegh fight to quash the rebellion.



As we are Slaves of Jesus, Lambs of the Shepard (knowing that Shepards EAT the sheep), as the Bible commands us. Better blind allegiance to the oppressive authority of Jesus in this life than forced allegiance to the oppressive authority of Satan in the next.
In interest of being civil, and not trying to slander your beliefs I will leave you to them. I disagree wholeheartedly, but neither of us will be convincing the other to see our way so we will have to leave it at that.
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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-24-2009, 03:35 AM

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If I knew I had to quote scripture to back up every statement I make, I would not have joined this community.
You aren't welcome here. This is a Christian forum. Have you read our church doctrines? Our policies on unsaved scum?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-24-2009, 07:17 AM

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The policies of the two candidates reflect different flavors of Islamofacism, yes, but the protesters are not just protesting the election results. They are sick of the way their country is being run, and are taking to the streets and voting with their feet. There is no greater pursuit in liberty than fighting to your own end for what you believe in.

Surely, I'm not trying to slander anyone's belief in Christianity.

How do you know this? Do you speak Farsi?

More importantly, where were you when Obama (who still refuses to prove that he is a US citizen) and ACORN stole the past election from McCain and Palin?

We are just as interested in Iran and their theocracy as we are in establishing a Christian theocracy in this country.


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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-24-2009, 08:03 AM

Brother Jeb is right, as always.

Look at this woman: pure evil! Harlot!

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Default Re: Neda Agha Soltan: rioting Iranian harlot is burning in hell! - 06-25-2009, 02:27 PM

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Look at this woman: pure evil! Harlot!

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