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Default Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:08 AM

About a few days ago a family moved into a house on my street. I was on my way to greet them and bring them some KJV bibles as a welcoming present when the strangest creature caught my eye. The family's female child, at least I think was female, was glaring directly at me from the doorway of the house. She had ungodly short spiky black hair and was wearing some shirt with a satanic sign on it and long black baggy pants.
Does anyone happen to know what kind of ungodly creature I came across?

I think I need to go to my prayer closet now, I'm still incredibly shocked from my encounter.
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:11 AM

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About a few days ago a family moved into a house on my street. I was on my way to greet them and bring them some KJV bibles as a welcoming present when the strangest creature caught my eye. The family's female child, at least I think was female, was glaring directly at me from the doorway of the house. She had ungodly short spiky black hair and was wearing some shirt with a satanic sign on it and long black baggy pants.
Does anyone happen to know what kind of ungodly creature I came across?

I think I need to go to my prayer closet now, I'm still incredibly shocked from my encounter.
From the sound of it, you've got a gothtard living up the street. Please read THIS thread on how to spot a goth and get your daddy to dispose of it.

What kind of ghetto do you live in?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:16 AM

Pa and I live near in New York near that dreadful Chinktown. Why do you ask?
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:24 AM

Has this person done anything to you? If not then you do nothing, the way this person dresses is their choice. There's really nothing you can do about what this person likes. But I tell you, it takes a degree of bravery to be yourself in this kind of world where the image of celebrities is king. Individuality is something that should never be stamped out.
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:26 AM

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Has this person done anything to you? If not then you do nothing, the way this person dresses is their choice. There's really nothing you can do about what this person likes. But I tell you, it takes a degree of bravery to be yourself in this kind of world where the image of celebrities is king. Individuality is something that should never be stamped out.
Sin needs to be stamped out, thus sayeth the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:31 AM

Where do you get "sin" out of "individuality"? There is nothing wrong with dressing in black, liking the arts and living simply.
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:35 AM

if that "thing" living down the street is a witch Sister Elisa and her father have every right to kill her.

Remember GOD says "suffer not a witch to live". If that harlot is all dressed in black with black lipstick and fingernails, you can guarantee it's a witch.





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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:43 AM

Not all who dress in black are Witches. I know Christian Goths and Witches who dress in long colorful skirts and some really pretty outfits.
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Not all who dress in black are Witches. I know Christian Goths and Witches who dress in long colorful skirts and some really pretty outfits.
There is nothing pretty about goths and witches. They should all be exterminated.




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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 02:07 AM

That's called genocide and it's generally frowned apon. People are people and if you saw some of these outfits, you'd love them. There's one dress that is pure white that has these long flowing sleeves and comes down to the floor and with the right accents it would make a wonderful addition to any girl's wardrobe.
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 02:10 AM

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That's called genocide and it's generally frowned apon. People are people and if you saw some of these outfits, you'd love them. There's one dress that is pure white that has these long flowing sleeves and comes down to the floor and with the right accents it would make a wonderful addition to any girl's wardrobe.

It's not genocide ya dumbass.

I don't care if the witch is white, negra, chink, spic, joo, abrigone or the like ....... it's a witch and needs to be snuffed out as GOD commands.

You feel good PC types make me and HIM sick.

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It wouldn't make an addition to my Godly wardrobe, I'd burn it.

Any idea which gun Pa should use to pick off this gothtard?


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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 02:34 AM

gen·o·cide /ˈdʒɛnəˌsaɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[jen-uh-sahyd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.
Witches are a cultural/religious movement, therefore it is genocide which usually results in a person being charged with premeditated murder and punishment dealt. Punishment depending on the policy of the place where the perpetrator is tried.
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 04:19 AM

For some reason, suggesting, or otherwise discussing which weapon would be most appropriate to kill a person sounds a lot like "conspiracy to commit murder"?


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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 12:12 PM

Look Goths are very dangerous. They eventually go insane and kill people in nearby schools. You should keep a close eye on this family. Do not hesitate to phone the authorities if you think there is anything strange at all going on.


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 01:56 PM

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For some reason, suggesting, or otherwise discussing which weapon would be most appropriate to kill a person sounds a lot like "conspiracy to commit murder"?
It's not murder when it's self defence. Are we supposed to just wait until that gothtard starts raping our children?
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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 02:31 PM

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I would lul if I moved into a new neighborhood, and within hours someone is trying to convert me. Bringing me bibles?!

How about you mind your own business and let your neighbor's "be"?
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I would lul if I moved into a new neighborhood, and within hours someone is trying to convert me. Bringing me bibles?!

How about you mind your own business and let your neighbor's "be"?
Yes, because loving one's neighbors enough to care about their eternal fate is just so rude.


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Default Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 03:59 PM

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Pa and I live near in New York near that dreadful Chinktown. Why do you ask?
That settles it. The heathen Chinamen are probably launching a deliberate campaign to gothify your neighbourhood's youth under orders from the Comintern. Keep an eye out for slants behaving in a suspicious fashion. Although I'm not sure what an unsuspicious Chinaman would look like.
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Has this person done anything to you? If not then you do nothing...[goth propaganda snipped]
Sister Eliza, pay no attention to this feeble-minded witch's babble. She is a drunken Libertarian Nazi who worships a furry, and Jesus will no doubt be sending her to the Lake of Fire very shortly.
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Not all who dress in black are Witches. I know Christian Goths and Witches who dress in long colorful skirts and some really pretty outfits.
No. No you do not. Claiming to know Christian Witches is like claiming to know flying apes or negroes in gainful employment. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
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–noun the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.
Witches are a cultural/religious movement, therefore it is genocide...
By your standards, murderers could be defined as a cultural group, so I suppose it's wrong to put them to death as well? Witches are criminals, so they have to be punished. Simple as that.


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Wink Re: Help! Strange person moved in nearby! - 11-12-2007, 04:12 PM

I don't live near any goths, so I don't have to face this issue, but there are worse neighbors than goths, and if that's the worst neighbor you have, you must live in a nice place.

Tell us more about your little town. Are the fences required to be painted white? Is the sign code enforced? Do the neighbors walk their dogs on leash? Some members may have already decided to move to NY, and more information would be useful.


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