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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
While I am sure Jesus smiles on your thoughtfulness, I simply cannot expect miracles to flow from unwashed and possibly contaminated persons.
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You are wise, Brother Larry, to avoid the company of men with suppurating rear-ends.
My 3 eldest boys might be interested - I assume there will be time for surfing in between prayer sessions and phone calls? They are strapping lads, taller and even more muscular than their father
, and always up for a scrap! They would be enthusiastic in helping you fight off any unwanted attentions from the local homers and other perverts.