[WilliamJenningsBryan]

With the passage of the socialist ObamaCare (aka unAffordable Care Act) it's pretty clear that God doesn't like it. Sending the modern equivalent of Biblical pestilence and the Tower of Babel, God has made the new signup web sites infested with bug ridden software, confusing navigation, and completely unusable. There have also been a steady stream of unions and other groups seeking "waivers" from the scourge of ObamaCare upon Americans.

It seems that the injuns are also exempt from ObamaCare. Many countries have been faced with the problem of what to do with "native" savages - from the spear chucking Abos of Australia to the injuns here in the US. Our solution was to give them their own lands by treaty and today you can wander on to an injun reservation and buy the cheapest gas and cigarettes anywhere, along with casinos and exemption from taxes and the meddling of the socialist nanny state DEMONcrats.

I don't know about anyone else here in Freehold, but I have no intention of signing up for ObamaCare. I already have all the health insurance I need with JesusCare, and I don't see that witch HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius granting God Fearing Christians any kind of waiver. There have been encouraging signs that Texas may secede from the Union, but I'm wondering if it might be an option to have Freehold declare independence in the form of a reservation as the last vestige of hope to preserve the True Christian™ way of life.

Natives Americans Urged to Sign Up For Insurance Under New Law
Posted: Oct 20, 2013 4:51 PM CST Updated: Oct 20, 2013 4:51 PM CST
By ABC9 News
news@kcautv.com

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (AP) Insurance enrollment helpers are encouraging Native Americans to sign up for coverage under the nation's new health care law.

Native Americans are exempt from the Affordable Care Act's requirement that people carry insurance.

But ``navigators'' tasked with helping people get insurance say the new law will give Native Americans better access to X-rays, mammograms, prescription drugs and trips to specialists not covered under Indian Health Service.

Great Plains Tribal Chairmen's Health Board executive director Jerilyn Church says there's a huge gap in access to services, so enrollment in the marketplace will make a big difference.

American Indian Health and Family Services executive director Ashley Tuomi says the Affordable Care Act will also help close gaps at urban health clinics, where a lack of resources limit services to general medical care.

http://www.kcautv.com/story/23740218...-under-new-law

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Now what in God's Green Earth would a redskin savage need health insurance for? All they do is go see the local witch doctor! That doesn't cost anything! Anyway they're drunk all the time!

[Alvin Moss]

Brother, it is true that Texas will shortly secede from the Union. We have done all we could, but I am afraid the land is lost to lay abouts, gypsies and neer do wells.

There is already a move to allow other nearby states to join us. We know that the welfare people and induns in New Mexico will not come willingly, but we will be asserting our rights to the entire drainage of the Rio Grande, which starts in the mountains of godless Colorado and runs through what is now New Mexico. Boundries will have to be adjusted. Personally. I am hopeful that the new aquisitions will include the ski areas in the San Juan Mountains of Colorado, but I digress.

I am uncertain as to what would be done with the pagan induns of Oklahoma and the idolatrous voodoo worshiping Frenchmen and their quadroons in Louisiana. Possibly they could be driven to New Jersey, or some similar place.

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

There have been encouraging signs that Texas may secede from the Union, but I'm wondering if it might be an option to have Freehold declare independence in the form of a reservation as the last vestige of hope to preserve the True Christian™ way of life.

Excellent idea in principle, Brother William, but I'm cautious about doing anything "in the form of a reservation" because of the injun connotations of the word. I've been racking my brain to come up with an alternative, but the best I can do is The Godly Sanctuary of Freehold.

How about asking the schoolchildren of Freehold to come up with their ideas? A small prize could be offered for the best suggestion - I was thinking of one of those beautiful leather-bound KJVs.

YiC
AW

[Godfly]

I'm starting to think we should move the whole town to North Dakota. It's like Texas without the Mexicans.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Godfly

I'm starting to think we should move the whole town to North Dakota. It's like Texas without the Mexicans.

Splendid idea! With all the opportunities releated to fracking, True Christians™ can make a truly prosperous living up there. Nort Dakota is already the second largest producer of oil in our great nation, and some minor oil spills are just details.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Considering Putin's recent bravery against perversion and Big Sodomy, I would not have anything against Freehold being annexed by the Russian Federation.

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by Godfly

I'm starting to think we should move the whole town to North Dakota. It's like Texas without the Mexicans.

What about the Kanuckistanis, though?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife

What about the Kanuckistanis, though?

The unsaved frostbacks are a concern, and along with their foul culture they have been threatening us for years.

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

The unsaved frostbacks are a concern, and along with their foul culture they have been threatening us for years.

Hard to know what to be afraid of - being sat on, or being bored to death?

[Alvin Moss]

In these perilous days, when we are threatened by drug cartels and lettuce pickers from Mexico, Canadians drunk from beer, Muslim terrorists in every small store, union men, Negroe crack salesmen, Democrats and yankees, we must strengthen our faith into a mighty bulwark, so as to protect ourselves from the works of Satan.

Surely, the End is near.