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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-19-2021, 06:41 PM
It's those heathen goth witches, luring you men into their beds. Spreadind their filth, depravity, and disease. As easily as they spread their legs. I have recently visited a small town in the north where this plague is growing.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-25-2021, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by tommy
Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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praise god, these joos can't kill him again
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-25-2021, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose ...[Revelation 3:16] So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney ... Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory!
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I've added [Mohammedans] ... any others?
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Originally Posted by tommy
Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Necro Posted by Brother Ishmael
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Originally Posted by tommy
Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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praise god
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Just to recap, then:
suggestions for worst false religions A. lukewarm divots (suggested by Pastor Peters)
B. Muslims (suggested by Brother Temperance)
B (i) ... any other suggestions? (question from Bro. Temperance)
[tacit] yes, here's another worst religion
C. Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (suggested by "tommy")
Jesus is a simple matter of fact. His surviving execution is not only not a false religion it's not even a religion at all. One's response to Christ is also a matter of history - were you among the Saved™ or were you among the tortured?
Jesus loves everyone accepting Him as King.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-26-2021, 03:55 AM
Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).
Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
Sad. True but sad.
Bless you,
My palaestra pollsters
Father Mo
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-26-2021, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
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Thank you for contributing to the forum. I never use butter substitutes and am sure God is helping you towards The Truth; perhaps He's guiding you to consider Rachel's and Leah's struggles to impress their owner? The passage may be meaningless to you, since you've rejected God's very first commandment right there on Creation Day Six Genesis 1:28 but I'll include it anyway: Genesis 30:7-9 And Bilhah Rachel's maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a second son. And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali. When Leah [the sister] saw that she had left bearing, she took Zilpah her maid, and gave her Jacob to wife. Persisting in a false religion, and yours is top of the list in O.P., suggests that like Jacob, and his wives, you too are wrestling. With cognitive dissonance whenever you read The Bible and see condemned everything you do or teach or think or say in support of Romish dogma.
You mentioned bonkers. I've never had such thoughts myself since accepting Him and acknowledging the facts of scriptural reliability you understand; even so, have you considered going to Ur next week to commune with Frank? Heretics will be on tap even more than usual and you may well hear something opening your mind to the charade called Rome.
Prayerfully,
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-26-2021, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Baptwism by some margin (Not a poor butter substitute).
Just look around this site and tell me the entire lot aren't bonkers and beholden to crazy ideas about our Lord and Saviour.
Sad. True but sad.
Bless you,
My palaestra pollsters
Father Mo
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Jesus did wear a pointy hat. I rest my case.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-27-2021, 06:38 AM
In light of so many religions now promoting falsehood instead of Truth (if they ever knew what the word meant) and using the familiar "fish" logo, perhaps an actual crown-of-thorns starfish would be more appropriate? Not as an idol obviously but the real thing. Heretics always latch onto the least pertinent element of any situation and go on about that as if it were important. Only to deflect attention away from the real issue, sin and death and facts and reason. For so many the Word of God is like a poison barb, for Christians it's the path to eternal life.
I Corinthians 1:23-25 We preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; but unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-04-2021, 06:01 PM
Baptist Christianity is a false religion
The abyssal darkness ever flows.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-04-2021, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonBrat
Baptist Christianity is a false religion
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Not at all friend. All the members here are Baptists and True Christians™. We bow as hard as the wind, as bright as the sun and as deep as the oceans with edges as sharp as the corners of the Earth.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-05-2021, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonBrat
Baptist Christianity is a false religion
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No. It's not. Haven't you seen our lovely banner at the top of every screen on this site? We Guarantee Salvation.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-28-2021, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
praise god
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... but I'm not sure if this is the best place to put the flag
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-29-2021, 07:13 PM
I chose kill em all....Too many fake religions out there that are too scared to call sin what it really is.
Blessings,
Jonathan Wright
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-30-2021, 02:39 AM
Many fake religions don't even have a word for sin. Karma? Yes, but that is not sin. The Bible states it straight out:
Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment Jesus did not need to die billions of times to accommodate all the sins of everyone because Jesus was fully human and therefore can only die once. But Jesus is also fully God which means that something quite remarkable happened. Sometimes (in "the Reiki" for example) karma is personified. They insinuate that "Lords of Karma" exist in some discarnate form they have never demonstrated to be real, supervise reincarnation according to past and future requirements for one's souls' development. Karma thus has been embodied many times.
And here The Bible is explicit. Yes, sin has been embodied, but only in a single person NOT in multiple recycled lords of karma.
II Corinthians 5:21 - 6:1 For †he hath made ‡him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him. We then, as workers together with him, beseech you also that ye receive not the grace of God in vain. Karma has nothing to do with grace: everyone gets their just deserts (according to the disembodied lords of) and there is no room for Salvation because there is no time. Just an infinite sequence of events with no transgression by a single wretch blasting all her husband's line into well-deserved torment for ever and ever, over and over again, worse tomorrow than yesterday, never familiar enough to be tolerable, anguish new every morning. There is no BEFORE we were redeemed and no AFTER since the cycle of rebirth continues and rotting corpses float down their special magic river; it sounds like a metaphor, but it isn't. It's real.
Jesus loves us. When He returns He will attend to everyone rejecting His invitation. It's amazing that even after it's been explained how perfect His love really is, how much He suffered actually BECOMING sin so that God could KILL HIM just because He loved us so much, explained to them what happens if this gift is not accepted, still people turn away from the opportunity of Salvation, sneering, "That's not love!" they say. They think they're safe but they won't be sneering much longer.
I Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2021, 06:09 PM
why do you hate non-baptist christians? just curious
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2021, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
why do you hate non-baptist christians? just curious
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Because they lure people away from the TRUE faith and straight into Satan's waiting arms.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-18-2021, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
why do you hate non-baptist christians? just curious
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I don't hate anyone, dear. Jesus does (Revelation 3:16), and so why would I put my heart out for those destined for eternal torture? That would be so sad to me and Jesus doesn't want me sad. He loves me.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-19-2021, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
why do you hate non-baptist christians? just curious
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Not all non-Baptists are Christians. New Guinea cannibals for instance are not Baptists and are not Christians either. Perhaps my outlook is too liberal, yet missionaries in the darkest islands report that a savage can come to Jesus without there being any Church at all. Is he a Christian? Well, YES if he accepts what Jesus taught and follows His commandments. Ideally he'd get out of the jungle to avoid being eaten if for no other reason, and then he enters PHASE TWO. Finding a congregation for fellowship.
Hebrews 10:25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. That means somewhere following what Jesus taught and accepting His commandments. A single ex-cannibal on cannibal island is probably not a Baptist. But we know he's a Christian. When he finds a congregation it will almost certainly be a Baptist Church BUT until he does find that, he may well attend somewhere else, "No," he may think, "This is not what The Bible teaches."
Most so-called denominations do not follow The Bible, reject what Jesus taught and laugh outright at His commandments. Therefore they are not Christians.
How do you identify a Christian?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-11-2021, 04:04 PM
I don't remember which option i have voted. Anyway, the choice is very hard.
- Catholics: Well, i am a Catholic Priest and it would be very hard for me to chose that. As for actual "Mary worship" i would include the Catholics who believe post-John XXIII Church is evil while claiming that Our Lady is God.
- Jews: It also depends. Some of them may be good for Christianity even without converting it. I mean, Dennis Prager is an example: he loves Conservatism, God-fearing Christians, Christmas, the Middle Ages. Unfortunately, he also loves money more than Jesus, something that will not save him from Heaven.
- Buddhists and Hindus: While they have different purpose, the core belief is the one that it will take us many lives to actually stop this costant cycle of life death and reincarnation. As for the doctrines themselves, too much blabbling to the point that the head of any Christian who try to understand it explodes.
- Non-Baptists: Well, considering that both the argument of "Apostolic succession" and "we are older" are not relevant, i guess only Indipendent Baptist Churches that follow the Bible 100% are worth following. The rest of them have no problem considering themselves "Protestants" (wethever Orthodox, Anglican, Lutheran, Calvinist ecc.) while forgetting that their God was there before the Catholic Church was founded.
- Devil worshippers: I would definitely stay away from them, before they turn me into a frog.
- Muslims: We may agree on some terms (such as Homosexuality, Abortion, ecc.) but i cannot stand the fact that they keep telling me to not eat salami.
- Deus Vult: They won't stay there forever, therefore God will surely get rid of all of them one day (in the most merciful and brutal way, of course).
- Hare Krishna: This is a cult originated in Hinduism, however it differs from it in many ways. I cannot understant how they believe that this Krishna created the world when he came later and is supposed to be an incarnation of Vishnu. Wouldn't it be like if Christians suddently declared that Jesus created the world even before The Father was born?
- Psychologists: They steal believers from the church, pretending to listening them while confusing them. A confession is 100% better.
- Economists: Not interested in politics, sorry. Money should be spent for the Church or Christian-related activities.
- Obamaism: He surely isn't a Messiah, let alone the Biblical Antichrist. Shouldn't his cult be dead by this point, considering that he can't be president of the United States anymore? Oh, wait, he still has cultists in other parts of the world.
- Pastafarians: They may be fools, but atleast they are honest enough to say that they don't believe it (unlike some other superstitions who believes in talking animals and such). They will become credible only when they manage to form a real pirate crew and sail the sea while hailing the carbs.
- Scientologists: Isn't it funny that the founder claimed that religion is harmful while conveniently creating one with the purpose of evading taxes? It makes me wonder if Xenu is supposed to be a mockery of Jesus.
- Mormons: I'll give them credit, since they created a rip-off of the Catholic Church, replacing Saints with Gods that rules other planets, while at the same time claiming that the Bible has been "modified" by the other Churches. Yet, i cannot take seriously the one who wrote their Book of Mormon, considering that he also wrote many fairy tales. Imagine if the entire Pentateuch was actually written as some sort of joke and we all claimed it was true. Thankfully, it has been proven otherwise.
Having to chose which faith should go away first is very hard, since if one disappears, who knows what could happen.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
10-12-2021, 12:48 PM
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Having to chose which faith should go away first is very hard, since if one disappears, who knows what could happen
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The ones you've listed will all disappear at the same time, quite soon now as Jesus predicted. There seems to be some confusion regarding the Hare Krishna cult. Jesus did in fact create the universe. You can read about in John 1:1-17.
I'm not clear what you mean by "protestants" - for example are so-called "non-conformists" included?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-02-2021, 02:38 AM
What about those bearded Russian faggots who like to talk about our Savior but the truth is not in them! They are now poisoning the souls of 'Muricans because of one French Canadian bottom sissy on YouTube who doesn't even deserve to be named.
You know who I'm talking about! At least that Tchaikovsky gave himself cholera for being a faggot. He could have turned to Christ but he thought he already had Him.
Yes, the dangerous false religion that call themselves "The Orthodox." They say they were the true church of the apostles but true Christians know John the Baptist was a Baptist!
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