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Jesus' eternal love Greetings! - 09-16-2019, 10:50 PM
Hello there! My name is Fritz, you can also call me Fritzy or Doc!I'm a young lesbian furry artist here to browse the forums and pretty much just check out the scene.


I believe in kindness. If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you. <3


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-16-2019, 10:56 PM
Whoops, forgot a bible quote! I'm agnostic myself, but I think some of the quotes in the bible are quite profound and interesting.

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"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." Ezekiel 36:26
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-16-2019, 11:11 PM
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That's quite a list of challenging afflictions. Three of those will take a lot of time and effort to cast out. As for the fur, that's just a matter of shaving.

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If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you. <3
No deal. Jesus is not polite, and we are here to rejoice in your persecution of us: Matthew 5:12 1 Peter 4:13

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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-16-2019, 11:56 PM
Hi there! I'm actually quite glad someone replied to my introduction! It's nice to meet you

I'd like to clarify that I'm not here with any malcontent, I'm genuinely curious in each of your musings and simply wish to understand more about you all.
And besides, even if Jesus isn't polite, that doesn't mean I can't be!
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 12:49 AM
What country are you from?

Also, what kind of art do you do? Do you make fur coats? My wife needs a new Russian Sable Coat, and she'll want her luggage-lifter to match.

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Jesus Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 01:08 AM
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Hello there! My name is Fritz, you can also call me Fritzy or Doc!I'm a young lesbian furry artist here to browse the forums and pretty much just check out the scene.


I believe in kindness. If you are kind to me, I will be kind to you. <3


Please feel free to come chat with me on discord! fritz#2144
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 02:35 AM
DISGUSTING! Turns out "furry art" does not mean making fur coats!

Bretheren do NOT google this! My eyes are still aching from the cleaning I had to give them after seeing such vileness!


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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 03:59 AM
Greetings and welcome Miss Futzy! How many sons have you bore your husband? I have five, all strong and well-proportioned, and ready to serve in the Lord's Amry!

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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 09:45 AM
Yo! Frizzy-Fritz.Your kind of kindness is scary and creepy but i love you anyway.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 10:08 AM
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What country are you from? Also, what kind of art do you do?

Born and raised in America, actually! I'm a digital artist, I would love to show some of my work off if any of you would like to see! None of it is explicit or nsfw, just simple drawings of my characters.


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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum.

Again, I'm not here with any malcontent! I don't want to cause any ill-advised trouble or malice. I'm simply here to observe! I'm sorry if I come off as rude or vindictive, it's surely not my intention!


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How many sons have you bore your husband?

I'm only 16, and besides, I'm a lesbian! I'm sorry if that's disappointing. :'D


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I'm sorry if I come off as scary, it's not my intention! Thank you for choosing to love me regardless!
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Sweetie, there's a contradiction here. Fritz is man's name. Are you really a man posing as a lesbian to seduce and/or rape unsuspecting young girls?!?

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Whoops, forgot a bible quote! I'm agnostic myself, but I think some of the quotes in the bible are quite profound and interesting.
Ezekiel 36 is a great chapter! My personal favorites in this chapter include:

Ezekiel 36:17-18
17 Son of man, when the house of Israel dwelt in their own land, they defiled it by their own way and by their doings: their way was before me as the uncleanness of a removed woman.
18 Wherefore I poured my fury upon them for the blood that they had shed upon the land, and for their idols wherewith they had polluted it:

I do wonder, if your filthy behavior would classify you as a removed woman?

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And besides, even if Jesus isn't polite, that doesn't mean I can't be!
Well, sweetie, if you are not ready to follow Jesus, then what are you doing here on this forum?

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 07:27 PM
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Sweetie, there's a contradiction here. Fritz is man's name. Are you really a man posing as a lesbian to seduce and/or rape unsuspecting young girls?!?
Definitely not, I'm female! The name I was given at birth gives me severe anxiety when used in social situations.
I chose the name Fritz for myself! If it's uncomfortable to call me Fritz, please call me Ludwig, Doc, or Glory!


Ooh, that is a really interesting quote! Quite frankly, I'm not sure if I'm a removed woman or not.


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Consider me a visitor! I'm not here to cause any trouble, I simply wish to watch how it works here. Simple curiosity!
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Definitely not, I'm female! The name I was given at birth gives me severe anxiety when used in social situations.
I chose the name Fritz for myself! If it's uncomfortable ...............
It makes everyone uncomfortable.

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While you will be alive on Earth for a scant 85 years, you will have all of eternity to observe the errors of your life played over and over as you sit in Hell, the sharpened talons of the Devils minions tearing at your flesh, suffering rectal rape by the Beast.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 07:50 PM
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Then please use one of my other names! I have no problems with that


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I mean, is the Beast a man or a woman? Because, like..... if it's a lady I'd totally consent....... [I'm joking here!]
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I mean, is the Beast a man or a woman? Because, like..... if it's a lady I'd totally consent....... [I'm joking here!]
Well just stop. It isn't funny. Your vile practices make me sick.

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Well just stop. It isn't funny. Your vile practices make me sick.
I know, right? The liberals whine about "safe spaces" where people can go without being afraid to be offended, yadayadayada. Well, this was supposed to be my safe space, and the mad ramblings of this female trying to become a male (or vice versa, who knows) is offensive to me!

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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 08:51 PM
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The liberals whine about "safe spaces" where people can go without being afraid to be offended, yadayadayada
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable! I'll refrain from making those jokes from now on, please accept my sincerest apology.


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I'm not trying to become male! I'm just a girl that likes girls. What you're thinking of is a transgender person, the T in LGBT. I'm just a lesbian, the L!
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I'm not trying to become male! I'm just a girl that likes girls. What you're thinking of is a transgender person, the T in LGBT. I'm just a lesbian, the L!
What's the difference? Either way you are turning away from God and into sin.

Human relations as God sees them fit are included on this helpful chart (see also this thread):


Please note that a union of two females without a male is not a God-approved option.

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The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable! I'll refrain from making those jokes from now on, please accept my sincerest apology.

I'm not trying to become male! I'm just a girl that likes girls. What you're thinking of is a transgender person, the T in LGBT. I'm just a lesbian, the L!
There are only two genders, Man and woman. The rest of you people are perverts whose goal is to undermine decency.
You think ladylicking is a big who-ha. Think of all the dead babies you suck out of innocent females. You people are disgusting!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-17-2019, 10:24 PM
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a union of two females without a male is not a God-approved option
That's alright for me! As long as I'm happy, I'm content! I'd rather live happily as who I am then submit to a life of service to someone I could never love.


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I'm a minor, I've never had any physical sexual encounters with anyone, so that pretty much goes right over my head.
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