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Grammar Nazi Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 06:58 PM

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Okay then. I'm leaving. This is clearly anti-Christianity. You are just a bunch of SJWs in disguise. You pay no attention to the meaning behind what normal and ACTUAL Christians say, and you pull the same shit CNN pulls by taking EVERYTHING out of context. Just because you don't like something doesn't give you the right to say it is not Christian. Your behaviour is immature, and VERY unChristianlike. What church did you go to, Sucial Justice Warriors United Cherch of Satanism? I am sick of the cancer that this community is. I wanted peace but you gave me nothing but TROUBLE. You are all bullies. God will deal with all of you, mark my words. I'm autistic, 18 years old, and I still have more smarts and common sence and decency than you assholes. Stop throwing tantrums over such TRIVIAL things. God does not accept people like you who don't accept your Brothers and Sisters. WE ARE GOD'S CHILDREN. ALL OF US. We are EQUALS. And yet you proceed to take everything I say and make me look Satanistic, thus turning against me and others like myself. If you do not change yourself to be what God wants you to be, you will burn and burn and burn in Hell. I suggest you STOP acting like a 2 year old and start growing the hell up, or else Hell will be your final destination, you Liberal democrapic scumbags. I'll be sure to pray extra hard tonight that God gives you brains and common sense that you clearly do not have. I am also hereby requesting that you DELETE my account if I don't delete it first. I am not going to participate in Satanism and cancerous communities that pretend to be Christian but only come on to use God's name to BLAME PETTY PROBLEMS on. Go to school, go the hell to Church, and most importantly, I hope God blesses you all with love and a human soul. Goodbye, I'm happy to leave this fake so-called "Christian" community.
So you do not like the Bible and what God says and instead, think you know better than He? Why?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 07:16 PM

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Okay then. I'm leaving. This is clearly anti-Christianity. You are just a bunch of SJWs in disguise. You pay no attention to the meaning behind what normal and ACTUAL Christians say, . . . you Liberal democrapic scumbags. I'll be sure to pray extra hard tonight that God gives you brains and common sense that you clearly do not have.
Liberal?! Seriously?! That tears it! No more Mrs. Nice Christian, pal!


Liberals interpret the Bible, the Constitution an all sorts of other things broadly and loosely.


We, here at LBC, interpret God"s Word to mean what it says on the actual page of the Bible.


And just who gets to decide who are the "normal" and "actual" Christians ? Talk about judgy.


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Sinner Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 07:57 PM

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Liberal?! Seriously?! That tears it! No more Mrs. Nice Christian, pal!


Liberals interpret the Bible, the Constitution an all sorts of other things broadly and loosely.


We, here at LBC, interpret God"s Word to mean what it says on the actual page of the Bible.


And just who gets to decide who are the "normal" and "actual" Christians ? Talk about judgy.
It breaks my Christian heart, sister. To see you offer you comely hand in the manner of sweet kindness and True Christian Love™. Only to have it slapped with the fierceness of Satan!


I am amazed that a retard thinks he knows 'what God meant' and ignores what God said. It reminds me of what I learned in home School. What is the difference between 'Look in the road, a head!' and look in the road ahead!"
Th difference between squashing a mans noggin like a pumpkin and simply paying attention.
What can't these people pay attention? Why is always about furry sexing.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 08:07 PM

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...You pay no attention to the meaning behind what normal and ACTUAL Christians say...
Could that be because every "normal and ACTUAL Christian" I've encountered has never read the Bible (maybe some bits and pieces in church)?

If these people claim that God wants something, or likes something, or will condemn you to the pit of Hell where the fires have been awaiting your arrival since the dawn of time and the wyrm never sleeps for handling your friend's Johnson (or, he yours), they have the courtesy to point out the exact passages in the King James Bible that say, "God wants..." or "God likes..." or "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." That last one is Leviticus 20:13, btw.

You? Your arguments have all been "you're wrong", "words don't mean things", and (always a sign you're reaching), "but... muh CONTEXT" (while refusing to grant your "Saviour's" words the same respect, by reading them in the context of the Bible).

Stick around. You could learn a lot from these people. They have an excellent "Bible in a Year" Forum.


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 08:17 PM

Hello Mr. Truth! I must admit your opinions fascinate me. I do have some questions for you. Please don't think I'm judgmental, I'm just plain curious. I am a lost soul that hovers between lack of faith and fear of Hell.
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My favourite book in the Bible is Matthew. I have been basing my life around that book for the past 4 years now ever since I discovered it, and I have learnt a lot.
What is is that draws your attention to the book of Matthew? Is it Jesus' expressed xenophobia, like in the story of the non-Jewish woman who begged Jesus to heal her daughter, and whose wish was granted only after she admitted she is a sub-human, like a dog?

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So that is a little bit about me. If I can teach you what God has told me and taught me over the years, I'd love to spread Jesus's love and word. God bless you all.
Why do you assume that the readers of this forum do not know the Bible already?

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I am simply a furry who likes talking animals, nothing more.
Let's make sure I understand you correctly: enjoying the company of a parrot is what makes one a furry?

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God has blessed me with His wonderful voice, and what I'm trying to get at here is that He has told me that He created ALL OF US equally.
These voices you hear in your head, that might be schizophrenia. Did you talk to a medical professional about this?

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I was an atheist because I thought God was a lost cause, but when God came to me and showed me Matthew's book, my entire life was changed for the better.
So what convinced you to believe that all the suffering that people inflict on other people is not just a random act of history but actually God's Will playing out?

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To this day, I still praise that book, and have been doing everything I can to base my life around it and the Mighty Words of the Lord and Jesus Christ. God has taught me to be accepting, and told me in a vision to go and preach to anyone and anything that would listen, about the truth and what He has told me. So here I am now
OK, so you don't just hear voices but also have hallucinations. If you haven't done it before, you really need to speak to a psychiatrist, as soon as possible.

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I understand people here are much older than me and have studied the Bible for far longer than I have been alive. But I want to remind people that God wants us to love each other, because I see a lot of homophobic and hateful speech on this site against normal people,
Indeed. They take it straight from the Bible, too.

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"Love thy neigbour" means as it sounds. Love your fellow humans and critters, as they are created by God just like you and me. "Judge not, lest ye be judged" means to not judge others, no matter what, or else you will be judged by God. You cannot simply look at a lifestyle and say "God hates that!" because you do not know for sure if God actually hates it or not,
If you read closely, you will notice that they prove it with appropriate Bible quotes, so yeah - that's pretty good evidence that God hates what they say He hates.

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Jesus was killed by us humans, as you know. We are sinners. We were born of sin. But God still loves us. Every single one of us. No matter what age, gender, race, sexual orientation, religion... He still loves us because He created us. We are all His children, no matter what. Again. Despite the fact we *KILLED His SON on the CROSS* (yeah, he rose, but what matters here is the fact we as humans tried to kill God's Son),
That was the reason why He was born in the first place - He had to be killed, otherwise there would be no Salvation. So don't feel too guilty for killing Jesus, it was all part of His plan to begin with. Also, being dead for a day and a half, from an eternal being point of view, is like pinching yourself with a needle for us mortals.

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To say that God hates, for example, homosexuals... Is wrong.
Please forgive me, but given a choice of either trusting you or the Bible on this one, I'm going to go with the Bible.

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He loves EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING because He CREATED it all, and He is MERCIFUL
So He killed almost every living thing on Earth during the Flood out of His Love and Mercy?

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I know God through experience, not pure Biblical studies.
Then how do you know it's God, and not some demon, or a figment of your vibrant imagination?

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Bible is an acronym, it stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth. See that word "Basic" in there? The Bible is a big book to quite a few people, but it is still only basic information.
That's very neat that you can make this acronym in English, but are you aware that it does not work in other languages? Does it mean that the Bible has a special coded message for English speakers only?

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He is not forcing us to believe in Christianity, He is allowing us to decide that on our own so He can see who is truly faithful to Him.
Except that the people born into other religious traditions who were never exposed to Christianity don't have much of a choice, do they? Yet Jesus tells us that they are condemned to Hell.

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He presents us with obstacles to test our Faith every single day, and it is up to US to decide whether we overcome those obstacles and keep our Faith or not. Do you see what I'm trying to say?
So... God is a scientist in a laboratory, and we're rats running His obstacle course? Well, that certainly explains why He lets people enslave, torture, rape, and kill other people in His name!

You have an interesting viewpoint, Mr. Truth. Maybe not very internally coherent, but fascinating notwithstanding!


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 09:03 PM

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You are just a bunch of SJWs in disguise.
That is possibly both the most offensive and the most absurd accusation I have ever seen on these forums. And this comes from someone whose knowledge of the Bible is limited to Matthew. Do you even have the faintest idea what an SJW is? No, I thought not. There is one such person on these forums, and it is a sign of our tolerance that we allow him (or possibly her) to continue posting here.

But goodbye, and the very best of luck in deleting your account.


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 10:37 PM

Greetings!

I am most very sorry to see you go Mr. Truth. Even though you are probably a white man I found that you are a friendly sort of person. I never said anything about not being a social justice warrior or a liberal person because I am a Democrat activist and a Democrat voter. My white friends are mostly Republican but they are white people and almost all white people are Republicans. I don't have overstanding of why you seem to hate social justice warriors or progressive people or even why you think these good white people would have joined with the people of color to fight against the excesses of the white man. Perhaps you will feel better tomorrow. May I suggest that a large spliff would calm you if you were to light one up?

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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-01-2019, 11:51 PM

It's always unpleasant to see someone leave our site before we have had time to fully evaluate the person's level of spiritual development. In the case of Faith, I think we could have pointed to his sinful shortcomings and helped him make something of himself.

As it now stands, he is headed for an eternity in the fire.


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-02-2019, 01:16 PM

Hi .. Am I too late? Anyhow for others who may be interested in this aspect of your intro., a response is warranted:

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It seems you are looking for discrepancies in everything I say …
The discrepancy is not so much what you say in itself and not something that needs to be looked for. It's a simple discrepancy with The Bible and altogether obvious, for anyone who's read The Bible. One way to address this would be to include Scripture with your claims. For example if someone claimed that Jesus never wept and you wanted to challenge that claim, just saying, “No, that's wrong; obviously Jesus was very in touch with His emotions and saw no shame in tears,” is not sufficient. You'd need supporting material and you'd need to cite your source; in this case it's John's Gospel as follows:
John 11:35 Jesus wept.
There is a hover-link which, by hovering your cursor over the source, displays the verse in context with more context available on that page. You could even read The Whole Bible from Genesis to Revelation so its maximal context is right there and the claim is refuted. Now of course there are people who insinuate alternative sources for what God has commanded or what Jesus did or said. If you're using such a source—it's necessarily one that contradicts The Bible but this type of person could hold that The Bible is wrong or perhaps unreliable/incomplete or even total hogwash, itself a claim to be substantiated—then provide the alternative source. As it stands, none of those requirements have been met or even attempted.
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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-02-2019, 08:02 PM

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Okay then. I'm leaving. . .
Oh, no! Where could we possibly learn any real information about God and Jesus and Christianity without our 18-year-old Dalai Christos, aka, "TheTruth" to guide us.

Oh, right. I'll guess we will have to continue reading the Bible for ourselves. Still, I'm sure that everyone here can agree that it is a lot of work, though.

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At least this one didn't tell us to go directly to hell. Though the phrase "go the hell to church" sort of hits the ear wrong. Or is it just me?


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-02-2019, 08:28 PM

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At least this one didn't tell us to go directly to hell. Though the phrase "go the hell to church" sort of hits the ear wrong. Or is it just me?
It is not just you, Sister, but - oh well, we cannot expect logic, clarity, or consistency from a child in the state of temper tantrum, can we?
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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-02-2019, 09:36 PM

I was going to send a friend request, too.

Never mind, I'll send one to Rastafari - at least he's trying to understand.

And I'm interested in the "Morocco was once joined to America" stuff. If there's Scriptural support for that. Which there isn't. But he's still trying.
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Angry Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-06-2019, 12:14 AM

This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.

http://www.objective_ministries
https://www.jesus-saves


This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.
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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-06-2019, 12:26 AM

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This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.

http://www.objective_ministries
https://www.jesus-saves

This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.
You don't strike me as speechless.


As for the charge of bullying an 18 year old kid--said kid came to our forum and made it clear that he was here to teach us; he expressed no interest in learning from us.


He also did not use Bible verses to support his many broad, fuzzy statements.


Regarding the suggestion that we are the false prophets here--would you be so kind as to state a specific point that we have made and provide a verse from God's Holy Word to show how we may be lying?


To reiterate my first point, you make mention of the fellow's youth several times, implying that we should have been more gentle with him for that reason. This appeals to a shared social value that says older people should "go easy" on younger people. The other side of that same social contract between the young and old is that younger people should respect their elders and give them some due for their greater knowledge and experience.


TheTruth2001 showed us no respect. He started out patronizing us and then went on to scold us. I don't know about you, but I don't take that sort of guff from teenagers.


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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-06-2019, 12:32 AM

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This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh?
The Holy Bible is a laughing matter for you, sweetie?

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I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum...
Thank you for your persecution. It reassures me that we're right and you're wrong:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


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I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason.
Indeed - we're the only ones pointing out how other churches do not follow God's Word!

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This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this.
The eternal Salvation of his soul is trivial to you?!? You are a horrible human being.

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The Internet Police?

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Default Re: This is my introduction, I suppose. - 11-06-2019, 12:33 AM

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This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.
http://www.objective_ministries
https://www.jesus-saves

This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.
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Please note our cordial request, located at the top of that page which is:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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