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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-20-2011, 04:35 AM
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Hello Everyone.
Even though I am a Christian, I have two close friends, who are Bisexual. No matter who or what they like, they are still my friends and I love them the same. I personally believe that homosexuality is wrong, but that does not mean I am going to be a Pharisee about it.
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Please do not call yourself a Christian if you cannot be bothered to follow the Word of God to the letter. You make True Christians™ look bad. People are going to read fluffy-bunny drivel from people like yourself and get the wrong idea about what it means to be a Christian.
If you took your walk with Christ seriously, then you would not be friends with sodomites. Unless you are witnessing the Gospel to them or actively trying to convert them, there is no reason to mingle with non-believers.
Ephesians 5:11
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
II Corinthians 6:14-17
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,
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My closest friend is bi and I still love her like she was my sister. She still is who she is and we are still closer than ever.
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If you loved her, then you would scourge her and chasten her for being a degenerate sex pervert. By molly-coddling her wanton depredation, you are being as hateful as anyone can be.
Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
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There is a verse in the New Testament that says Homosexuality is wrong, but it doesn’t stop there. It goes on to talk about all the other sins that are wrong, like adultery.
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What is your point? Do you molly-coddle adulterers as well?
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People quote Leviticus 20:13 and yet they do not realize that The Old Testament does not apply to us anymore because part of the reason why Jesus came was to fulfill that. He was the perfect lamb that was sacrificed so that we don’t have to do that every time we sin.
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This is how I know that you are not a True Christian™. Jesus died on the cross so that when we become Christian our sins are wiped away. If we are truly Saved®, then it is literally impossible for us to continue sinning (see my post from earlier this evening for relevant Scripture; I do not feel that I should have to repeat myself because you can't be bothered to read before posting). If we continue to sin, then we were never Saved® in the first place.
Furthermore, the Old Testament is in full effect. Aside from a few dietary restrictions and laws about animal sacrifice (Acts 10:9-16, Hebrews 10:4-14), the Law from the Old Testament is still valid. Or do you think Heaven and Earth have passed?
Matthew 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
But if you want to toss out the Law forbidding homosexuality, where are you going to stop? Should we also throw out the 10 Commandments? Should we throw out the prohibition against bestiality? This is exactly why we shouldn't think for ourselves and instead just follow the Instructions in the KJV1611 (Proverbs 3:5-6).
II Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
You should just admit to yourself that you are following a false religion of your own imagining. There is nothing remotely Christian about your false doctrines. You might as well be worshiping cows and selling flowers at the airport.
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Our job, as Christians, is to tell Non Christians about Christ. In this, it doesn’t give us a reason to point fingers at everyone because in reality, there are three fingers pointing back at you.
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Guidance for how to spread the Gospel to non-believers is given below. Please explain how this says we should molly-coddle sodomites.
II Timothy 4:1-5
I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
Further evidence that you are an unsaved false Christian is given when you insinuate that we are also sinners. While it is true that everyone posting here was born into sin, we True Christians™ have had our sins washed away by His Blood and we are now incapable of sinning. Thus, when we judge others, we judge righteous judgment because we are perfect.
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We are called to be light of the world (Matthew 5:14-16). How can we be light of the world, when we are sitting there, telling everyone who is different that they belong in hell? Just because we are Christians, doesn’t mean we are better than everyone. I definitely know that I am not better what-so-ever!
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There is a difference between telling people what they want to hear and telling them what they need to hear. We would rather save one soul that pack out stadiums full of people to tell them what they want to hear. You advocate the latter.
Evangelizing is not a popularity contest. If only one person reads our Godly forum and goes on to truly accept Christ as his or her personal LORD and Savior, then we have done more good than you could possibly do by condoning and tacitly encouraging perversion in your friends. If you truly cared about them, you would rebuke them with furious rebukes and put the fear of God in them, even if it means some of them would walk away from you. If just one would receive the Message, then you would have done the work of an evangelist.
Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.
Further, our being True Christians™ does mean that we are better than others, by definition.
II Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
You wouldn't need these concepts spoon-fed to you if you could actually be bothered to familiarize yourself with the religion you profess belief in.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-20-2011, 04:35 AM
Belle, I think everything you have talked about has been answered here. Capt. Portway made an excellent reply, as well I strongly urge you to go back and read the post just before yours by Jedediah. After reading it, you will realize everything you've been taught (including this false pastor Miles) is nonsense.
- You associate and befriend the unsaved, even though the Bible tells us it is wrong. (Matthew 10:14-15, 1 Cor. 5:11, 1 Cor. 10:20, 2 Cor. 6:14-17, Eph. 5:11, 2 Thess. 3:16, 2 John 1:9-11)
- You misunderstand Jesus's sacrifice, thinking it erased the entire Law (Old Testament). It merely erased the need for sacrificing animals and dietary laws. (Excellent summary about this here)
- You admit you sin, but a True Christian™ does not sin. Jedediah provides Scripture and teachings regarding this in the post above yours.
- You say we need to spread the Word of Christ to the unsaved, which is true, and what we are commanded to, but you'd rather water down the Word and twist it so it's full of 21st century political correctness and modern day secular ideas. How are you teaching the Word of Christ? You're not. You're teaching a bastardized, false version to the unsaved....and leading them straight to Hell. We genuinely do care about unsaved people going to Hell, which is why we pull no punches in telling them the truth.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-20-2011, 08:03 AM
let he who is with out sin cast the first stone! so now that we are critisizing each others user names, so captain? huh what are you a captain of? nazis? are you the new hitler? God should be the one to judge people not some nazi cult such as your selfs. but if it's a judge you want then here i am! even though it is not your perference to be gay others do have it as a preference they are still Gods creations, and unlike you God still loves them, oviously they don't know of the lord and it is our job to help them, not condemn them God can take care of that. and as for me burning in hell you may be right but you know what i am not too far behind you at least i wont rot like you will oviously! by the way this is belles friend I didnt want to waste my time and make some account but i want to voice my opinion just like you nazis are trashing on HUMAN BEINGS GODS CREATIONS!!!!!
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01-20-2011, 08:30 AM
Lady, you would realize that your fluffy-bunny, false Christian talking points have been thoroughly debunked if you could be bothered to actually read the responses to your vain attempt at cherry-picking Scripture to support your preconceived, fag-enabling notions.
You are only making yourself look like an even bigger fool by persisting in displaying your ignorance of Scripture.
Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-20-2011, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Belle_07
let he who is with out sin cast the first stone! so now that we are critisizing each others user names, so captain? huh what are you a captain of? nazis? are you the new hitler?
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Yes, only those without sin should cast the first stone; that's exactly why Landover Baptists can cast stones, as Jesus Christ has washed away their sins (Acts 22:16)!
I'm grateful you saved your inevitable Hitler references until your second post, the suspense was unbearable.
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God should be the one to judge people not some nazi cult such as your selfs.
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Belle, it looks like you have a problem with GOD, take it up with Him. Landover Baptists do as He commands, nothing more, nothing less.
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but if it's a judge you want then here i am!
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If they WANTED to judge, they'd spend their time at a queer rights forum chastising uneducated filth. What they want is to enjoy fellowship here in their home in peace, but you deviants keep showing up uninvited. Why are gay people so rude and hateful?
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even though it is not your perference to be gay others do have it as a preference they are still Gods creations, and unlike you God still loves them,
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God doesn't love them. He says they are abominations that should be stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13)
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oviously they don't know of the lord and it is our job to help them, not condemn them God can take care of that.
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He DID take care of that in the King James Bible. He told Christians to stone homosexuals to death and He'll take care of the eternal Hell fire part.
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and as for me burning in hell you may be right but you know what i am not too far behind you at least i wont rot like you will oviously!
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You think your theory of different rates of decomposition is "ovious?" Please elucidate, I am enthralled by your wisdom.
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by the way this is belles friend I didnt want to waste my time and make some account but i want to voice my opinion just like you nazis are trashing on HUMAN BEINGS GODS CREATIONS!!!!!
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I know, making an account must be a herculean effort for you. You have to type in a name, a password, and an email, then click on a link. It can take a person of normal intelligence perhaps 30 seconds; for you, hours? Days?
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2011, 01:05 AM
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Yes, only those without sin should cast the first stone; that's exactly why Landover Baptists can cast stones, as Jesus Christ has washed away their sins (Acts 22:16)!
I'm grateful you saved your inevitable Hitler references until your second post, the suspense was unbearable.
Belle, it looks like you have a problem with GOD, take it up with Him. Landover Baptists do as He commands, nothing more, nothing less.
If they WANTED to judge, they'd spend their time at a queer rights forum chastising uneducated filth. What they want is to enjoy fellowship here in their home in peace, but you deviants keep showing up uninvited. Why are gay people so rude and hateful?
God doesn't love them. He says they are abominations that should be stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13)
He DID take care of that in the King James Bible. He told Christians to stone homosexuals to death and He'll take care of the eternal Hell fire part.
You think your theory of different rates of decomposition is "ovious?" Please elucidate, I am enthralled by your wisdom.
I know, making an account must be a herculean effort for you. You have to type in a name, a password, and an email, then click on a link. It can take a person of normal intelligence perhaps 30 seconds; for you, hours? Days?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2011, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Belle_07
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians!
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You can't be gay and Christian.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)
1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
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but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing.
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According to the Bible, we aren't the ones going to hell. For even supporting queers, Paul writes that you deserve death and damnation.
Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
How much more plainly can it be put?
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you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming?
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Where in the Bible does it say we should keep our mouths shut about people's sins? Where does it say that would should allow people to do whatever they want to?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2011, 01:22 AM
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!
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Could you cite the scripture where True Christians are instructed to save people that lead lives of abomination? We are more than willing to accept ex-gays anytime they have accepted the Lord's direction concerning their lifestyle. What you seem to be suggesting that we ignore what the Bible says and accept them and their sinning ways. What kind of Christians would that make us? 2 faced maybe, fluffy bunny at the best.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2011, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Belle_07
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!
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So full of hate! I see you have no argument against the Truth we have shown you and instead choose to resort to angry ad hominem attacks.
We are indeed blessed by your persecution.
Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Matthew 5:10-11
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
But we Christians are a forgiving bunch, and we are willing to work with you to gain a better understanding of the religion you claim to believe in, despite clear evidence to the contrary. We love you, and we want you to join us in Heaven.
Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
I forgive you for the hateful things you have said.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2011, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Belle_07
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!
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Dearest Belle, what obstacles you must overcome; that you have managed to create your very own paragraph is an accomplishment. To help you in your obviously desperate struggle to communicate with humanity, I have highlighted your spelling errors in red; we'll save basic grammar lessons for another day. Normally I don't correct spelling, but your paragraph was so startlingly inept I felt a little embarrassed for you.
Now that that's out of the way, let me address your points as best as I am able. Please understand that I am a neophyte Bible student, and by no means as educated in the word of the LORD GOD as a True Christian. Should I make any errors, feel secure in the knowledge that they will righteously correct me. Belle, please don't be rude; I insist that you reply to each True Christian before deigning to respond to me, even if the True Christian posts after I do.
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What is wrong with you?
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it is our job to help gay people turn christians!
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Wait, you just said Landover Baptists were Satan's minions, now it's "we?" You may be one of those embarrassing pseudo-christians who ignore 90% of the Bible and just want converts for money, but that is not they way of True Christianity. True Christianity is following all of the Bible as the unerring Word of GOD, that is the only path to Heaven.
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but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing.
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GOD doesn't throw boxes into the fiery pit; He throws people there, people just like YOU, because you refuse to obey His Holy Commands.
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you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING!
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What does this even mean? Something tells me even you don't know.
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BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE.
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You've got that right, because you agree with the Holy Bible (Romans 3:23); but don't forget it's in everyone's nature. Only by following the Words of the LORD GOD as written in the 1611 King James Bible do we become cleansed of sin and worthy of a place in Heaven. All others go to Hell, no matter how much they argue about it. Submit to the Will of God or burn!
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besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!
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This is the most disturbing snippet of fetid rancor I've read in quite some time. First, you disagree with the Holy Word of GOD (2 Timothy 4:1-2); second, you quote Jim Carrey as the Riddler in that wreck of a movie Batman Returns? Why would you do that? There wasn't even a riddle there, that reference was uncalled for and an insult.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
07-06-2011, 11:36 AM
WoW,
I have readin more about Baptists and i am glad not being one xD.
You guys just hate the science because the science owned God.
Pretty funny... and I'm the brain wash is so failfull.
Why do you hate black people, gays, atheists and other religions?
thats what Hitler hated too
but this is so funny for example that Nintendo 3DS radioactive is xDDD hahaha
why? because of fukushima? tards
u hate everything and thats God Will?
who are you to judge other cultures? Nazis?
My religion is Ortodox but i don't believe in God, but i still believe in jesus because he maybe lived on earth like the other saints.
but god? never
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07-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!
I think there are much more important issues you could deal with that benifit everyone and not put one group/culture down.
Try eradicate poverty!
Feed the homeless!
Vote Democrat!
LOVE is what its all about anyway, Gender doesn't matter, only LOVE!!!
Ooh there ain't no other way, baby I was born this way!
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07-11-2011, 09:46 AM
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Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Isn't it about time you stopped asking really stupid questions? It's not normal, it's an abomination just like eating shellfish. Let me guess: you also eat prawns...
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
07-11-2011, 09:52 AM
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Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!
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Who are you trying to convince that lesbeanism is natural and normal? Is it us or yourself?
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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Try eradicate poverty!
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John 12:8 For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always.
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Feed the homeless!
Vote Democrat!
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We don't feed the lazy.
2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
07-11-2011, 11:10 AM
No I don't need to convince myself being gay is OK, cause i'm here i'm queer, i'm not going any where!
I want to tell you homophobics christians about the homosexual agenda to warn you
The Homosexual agenda is not only to gay up media but so much more. Since you poor, mislead, ignorant people fear gays so much I will give you some inside information on the homo agenda.
As a legitimate queer(I go to 2 queer groups and have queer friends/ am Lesbian)
I know everything we plan. First we are going to slowly recruit your children, turning little god-fearing, straight kids queer. Then we are going to start project superGAY. We will get many high ranking positions, such as congressmen/womyn, Doctors, Lawyers, police, pastors and put gay men and woman in them. Our main project: DomminGAYtion is a gay, transgendered, female president. thats only the begining. we will soon have everything we need to duplicate the gay gene and our gay doctors and male mid wives will inject it into EVERY newborn child.
You have been warned on the real QuEeR agenda
p.s the president will be a democrat.
Ooh there ain't no other way, baby I was born this way!
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
07-11-2011, 11:16 AM
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07-13-2011, 09:33 AM
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There's your problem!
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I realise its hard for a closeted gay like you, come out, your only digging your self a deeper hole.
I can't wait to go to hell actually! Why go spend eternity worshipping some controlling dude when you could go to a place with fire, gays/lesbians and helen of Troy/ Cleopatra? Me and the devil will take over heaven and liberate you guys don't worry
Ooh there ain't no other way, baby I was born this way!
I love the Mother Monster.
Xena Warrior Princess, she can save me anytime!!!
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07-13-2011, 04:29 PM
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u hate everything and thats God Will?
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Psalm 139:21-22: Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
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who are you to judge other cultures? Nazis?
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John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
11-26-2011, 03:41 PM
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Actually, you can consider yourself corrected. Okay, yeah, you can say it was in Jesus name if you want. Whatever. Anyway, a beaner is an ethnic slur refering to lots of beans in hispanic foods while wetback refers to illegal aliens who enter the country by swimming across the Rio Grande.
But, let's go on to the next question, shall we? I'm transsexual. That alone does not make me a "homer." What if I get SRS and start dating lesbians. Would either one of us be sinners? Better yet, what if I dated a F2M transsexual? Would either of us sin, then?
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Son, miss, or whatever you think you are today: it may not make you a 'homer', but you have the devil rooted right in that colon of yours. When you get your unholy desires to 'tickle the bookend', 'frenchify a pond', 'bulldoze the slipper' or all the other terms you lost souls use, you are *feeling the devil prod your prostate*. No more or less.
Now, as it happens, the Bam Bam Phuk centre for the picaninny unsaved, of which I am proud to be a representative, not only treats the wayward monkey people of Bangkok. No sir. If we extend god's help to them, we extend it to white lost souls, too, because those count double. And what I'm saying is: I can help you, son. I can tug the devil out of you, and implant the Lord's mighty rod of iron into your void.
Let's suck the devil out, and pound the goodness in!
Also, when you arrive in Bangkok first time, wear bobbysocks at the airport, and put your hair in pigtails. It helps me spot you easier. You don't need to wear a sigh around your neck. Maybe just a touch of Chanel so I can scent out your evil colon across the terminal.
Devils hate Chanel.
Jesus WASN'T a Jew.
Did he say "Who wants to BUY some forgiveness?"
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
01-22-2012, 07:21 PM
I'm kind of new here, but I've joined to specifically comment on this section of the forum. For quite a while now I've know myself to be homosexual, however I never act upon such urges nor intend to. As I personally study biology, physiology, and chemistry I don't believe homosexuality as anything more than a chemical imbalance.
I did mention I am abstinent, and that is because, I still attend sermons every Sunday, volunteer at the local church, and for all intents and purposes, I am a Christian.
But what seems to escape me, is the cause of such a fervent hatred in what should merely be a live and let live situation. As I see it, the whole situation is just another sin of the flesh, so if I'm not to engage in sexual activity of that sort, why should I be damned? God will not allow those who seek such forbidden fruit into the kingdom of heaven, so why must the Christian community engage the damned? Why not just let them go to hell?
A little clarity would be greatly appreciated.
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