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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-14-2014, 02:23 AM

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No problem at all so anyway the DS stands for dual screen.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-14-2014, 05:20 AM

You do know I cannot speak JAPANEASE so I can't work for them.


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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 06:07 AM

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You do know I cannot speak JAPANEASE so I can't work for them.
The guy i quoted is right D.S. stand for Dual Screen And 3D.S. stand for 3 dimensional screen.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 06:15 AM

Ok just a question how is this biblically accurate i mean i don't think the Bible says a thing about the 3DS or DS if it does please provide scripture and if its on the O.P. i didnt see the word 3DS of nintendo or DS one time so please provide scripture.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 06:19 AM

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Ok just a question how is this biblically accurate i mean i don't think the Bible says a thing about the 3DS or DS if it does please provide scripture and if its on the O.P. i didnt see the word 3DS of nintendo or DS one time so please provide scripture.
The Bible tells us we must diligently protect our heart from corrupting influences. If we fill it with violence, wickedness and perversion, that’s exactly what will come out of it.

Pro 4:23 Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

Mat 15:18-19 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:


But God in His grace has told us what to fill our hearts with, what to think.

Phil 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

We need to fill our mind with what the Bible tells us are good things. Think on what is true – for example, the Bible, God, angels, heaven and hell. Think on what is just – for example, homosexuals being put to death (Lev 20:13). Think on what is pure – for example, abstinence. Think on what is of good report – for example, how Abraham was willing to sacrifice Isaac (Heb 11:17-19; cf. Heb 11:39). If we think on these things, we will act on these things. Just look at any True Christian™ and you will see for yourself.

Now. Where's your introduction thread?


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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 08:37 PM

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The Bible tells us we must diligently protect our heart from corrupting influences. If we fill it with violence, wickedness and perversion, that’s exactly what will come out of it.

Pro 4:23 Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

Mat 15:18-19 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:


But God in His grace has told us what to fill our hearts with, what to think.

Phil 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

We need to fill our mind with what the Bible tells us are good things. Think on what is true – for example, the Bible, God, angels, heaven and hell. Think on what is just – for example, homosexuals being put to death (Lev 20:13). Think on what is pure – for example, abstinence. Think on what is of good report – for example, how Abraham was willing to sacrifice Isaac (Heb 11:17-19; cf. Heb 11:39). If we think on these things, we will act on these things. Just look at any True Christian™ and you will see for yourself.

Now. Where's your introduction thread?
There is no SOLID proof the DS is any of that stuff and still scipture doesn't say a word about the 3DS/DS i mean show me proof the DS is perverted or wicked because the picture of the girl isnt from a game.
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scipture doesn't say a word about the 3DS/DS
Exactly, nowhere in the Bible are children encouraged to play with a DS. So clearly Jesus doesn't want children with the DS. Only Satan wants children to play with the DS!


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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 08:43 PM

That picture of the girl thing was supposed to be for a different thread by com
Which is also bulllcrap
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-23-2014, 08:48 PM

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Exactly, nowhere in the Bible are children encouraged to play with a DS. So clearly Jesus doesn't want children with the DS. Only Satan wants children to play with the DS!
Scripture doesn't doesn't discourage kids from playing with a KIDS games and you know what... i dont really care what you say as long as you dont try to make Metroid games seem bad.
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Scripture doesn't doesn't discourage kids from playing with a KIDS games and you know what... i dont really care what you say as long as you dont try to make Metroid games seem bad.
Well if they read the Bible, like they should, they would know these games are of the devil.

Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:

Are these not themes amongst these games?

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Well if they read the Bible, like they should, they would know these games are of the devil.

Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:

Are these not themes amongst these games?

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Ummm not really themes for games are action fighting racing adventure platforming and shooting and there is hardly any games that involve sex or anything you said and again the bible doesn't say to not play games and it doesn't tell you to either.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-24-2014, 09:06 PM

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I did a little reasearch on this digi-slut Kimpossible and found more evidence that she's a little whore.

More crotch shots:


Dabbling in S&M bondage:



Also, what is this thing?
Well first off, it wasn't a game to start with, it was a children's show. One of my favorites in fact. What you found was Fan-art, art made by fans of the show. I'm 100% positive some of the more inappropriate images you found were never found in the actual show/game. One more thing, that "thing" is Rufus, her pet naked mole rat
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Why am I not surprised the hear that even the pet is some sort of pervert.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-25-2014, 12:50 AM

Nope, not a pervert at all. I promise you that.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-25-2014, 10:18 AM

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I promise you that.
Your promise is worth absolutely nothing. Zilch. Nada. You didn't even back it up with Holy Scripture!


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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-25-2014, 12:10 PM

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Nope, not a pervert at all.
Naked mole rat is totally perverted version of any modestly dressed mole rats
I added this creature to the list of un-Christian animals.
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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-25-2014, 04:31 PM

Its a naked mole rat... That's it. Just an animal that literally means no harm to humans. Its just an animal. I like them up my cooter.
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Its a naked mole rat... That's it. Just an animal that literally means no harm to humans. Its just an animal. I like them up my cooter.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey! - 04-30-2014, 10:50 PM

A demon? A degenerate? I would like it if you didn't call me such things. I'm a person too. I have feelings as well sir.
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