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Default Re: Hello - 01-17-2020, 07:43 PM

Hi BobbyJ, welcome to the forum.

I always think in Texas as the first line of defense from people who are like me in blood and skin but not on religion. People who do not understand the place God has given us, injuns, which is to stay this side of the wall. Maybe it is because the wall is not finished yet (4 years! Who would have thought!) but most likely is because the IQ of people drops fatally once you cross the Rio Grande. And maybe because most of them do not speak English, so they cannot read the signs warning them off.


Are a man of guns, Bobby? Which ones do you favor? Semi automatic or full automatic?


Anyway, welcome again.


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Mooselimb Re: Hello - 02-07-2020, 11:02 PM

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100% of "Christians": "Gonna dedicate my entire life, every fiber of my being, to glorifying Jesus!!1! "

99.9% of "Christians": "Wait... you expect me to actually read something? Like all of it? That's too much commitment. "

Protip: God is not on Disney+, or Netflix, and never will be.
Another reason why you are my best mate here. YOU are a godly man, at least for being an Atheist. You at least don't get Triggered
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