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05-19-2010, 04:02 PM
please someone tell me that this is a satirical bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
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05-19-2010, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it in your foul face now in JESUS' NAME!
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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!
Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
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Castlevania, why do you hate Jesus and the Bible?
True Christians™ follow every bit of God's Word, not just the parts they like. Yet, you want us to turn from God and worship some false hippie Jesus who loves everybody? Or maybe we should abandon God altogether and sacrifice babies and animals to rocks and trees while galavanting about the woods naked like you do?
How "civilized".
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:09 PM
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow i mean WOW!!! this place is like children of the corn piffleed up
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05-19-2010, 04:10 PM
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wow wow wow wow wow wow wow i mean WOW!!! this place is like children of the corn piffleed up
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Actually, I think the Wiccan troll is more like "The Wicker Man". But thank you for your support! It IS disturbing when these God-mockers arrive and rant at us.
By the way, I see your SHIFT key works. Why not try writing complete sentences? I do hate it when Christians don't write in complete sentences; it makes Christians look as ignorant as atheists.
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:11 PM
did i ask for your prayers this site is sick in the head next thing your going to say is thall shalt not suffer a witch to live. get some help people. persecution is a thing of the past unless you wnat to see history repeat itself? christianity, how can you follow a faith built on lies, theft, and murder everything your bible preaches against.
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:15 PM
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did i ask for your prayers this site is sick in the head next thing your going to say is thall shalt not suffer a witch to live. get some help people. persecution is a thing of the past unless you wnat to see history repeat itself? christianity, how can you follow a faith built on lies, theft, and murder everything your bible preaches against.
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Our faith is built on a solid rock called Jesus Christ!
We follow the Holy Word (KJV1611) of the living God.
Your faith, however, was made up in the 50's by some wanna-be satanist.
Repent or be gone...
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:20 PM
omg. sad christians. not a troll at all. further, wicca is built on a compilation of pagan beliefs not satanist. you speak of christianity and then you post jokes about hunting wiccans etc who saounds more evil here or do you think your doing god's work?
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:23 PM
heres a site for yall to investigate *EMAIL DELETED* as long as there are ppl and sites like this groups like this will not rest. understood.
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:27 PM
let them come we will not run this time for another decade no we will fight this time and the gods once more will walk amongst man.
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05-19-2010, 04:29 PM
Come on then....come to my town my front door kill me or least try too i may be a pagan and our golden rule is harm none but any you brain washed sick in the head fu ck en people come to my town its YOU who will be hunted do you simple minded inbreed idiots understand that
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
let them come we will not run this time for another decade no we will fight this time and the gods once more will walk amongst man.
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Originally Posted by RavenFire
Come on then....come to my town my front door kill me or least try too i may be a pagan and our golden rule is harm none but any you brain washed sick in the head fu ck en people come to my town its YOU who will be hunted do you simple minded inbreed idiots understand that
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Dear Godmocking Whores;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:38 PM
More violence. Is that what your rocks that you worship tell you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
did i ask for your prayers this site is sick in the head next thing your going to say is thall shalt not suffer a witch to live. get some help people. persecution is a thing of the past unless you wnat to see history repeat itself? christianity, how can you follow a faith built on lies, theft, and murder everything your bible preaches against.
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Pastor Ezekiel wasn't praying FOR you. He was praying AGAINST you and your attempts to cast your wicked spells on him. I'm sorry this concept is too difficult for you to comprehend.
We don't follow false preachers or anything the Bible preaches against. We follow the Bible. If you bother to read the site, you'll see that we call out false Christians like Joel Osteen on a regular basis.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:40 PM
hey idiot you're prosecuting US yeah how do you like that I can use the same bible crap idiot
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell.
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We follow the Bible faithfully. We are no more a joke than is the Bible itself.
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i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
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Prove to us that this "karma" thing exists. We True Christians™ cannot be expected to accept something completely unverifiable just because it's in a millennia-old manuscript.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
omg. sad christians. not a troll at all. further, wicca is built on a compilation of pagan beliefs not satanist. you speak of christianity and then you post jokes about hunting wiccans etc who saounds more evil here or do you think your doing god's work?
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You joined a Christian church's forum to insult God and His followers. I think that pretty much fits the definition of trolling.
Or, in terms you might better understand:
Obvious troll is obvious.
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let them come we will not run this time for another decade no we will fight this time and the gods once more will walk amongst man.
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There's only one God, with three faces. Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
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Originally Posted by RavenFire
Come on then....come to my town my front door kill me or least try too i may be a pagan and our golden rule is harm none but any you brain washed sick in the head fu ck en people come to my town its YOU who will be hunted do you simple minded inbreed idiots understand that
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So that "harm none" really means "harm none who agree with me, but hunt down and kill and also insult anyone who disagrees with me"?
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hey idiot you're prosecuting US yeah how do you like that I can use the same bible crap idiot
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We haven't filed any charges against you or taken you to court; how are we prosecuting you?
Oh, I bet you meant "persecuting".
Let's see . . . did we join your rock-worship forum uninvited and start insulting your beliefs? Um, no.
You're the one persecuting us for our beliefs. Bigot.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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05-19-2010, 04:48 PM
Here's some great info on Karma, Miss Castlevania:
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Let's see what Karma is all about.
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What is Karma?
Karma is the law that every cause has an effect, i.e., our actions have results. This simple law explains a number of things: inequality in the world, why some are born handicapped and some gifted, why some live only a short life. Karma underlines the importance of all individuals being responsible for their past and present actions. How can we test the karmic effect of our actions? The answer is summed up by looking at (1) the intention behind the action, (2) effects of the action on oneself, and (3) the effects on others.
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According to the Law of Karma, people who are born blind or retarded DESERVE IT. Poor people DESERVE IT. People who die slowly and horribly from cancer DESERVE IT.
Is "karma" just a false religion's attempt to introduce the Will of God?
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sylvauria
omg. sad christians. not a troll at all. further, wicca is built on a compilation of pagan beliefs not satanist. you speak of christianity and then you post jokes about hunting wiccans etc who saounds more evil here or do you think your doing god's work?
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No, witchcraft is rebellion against God, and the ring leader of the rebellion is Satan.
Let's read some more in the Good Book;
Deuteronomy 18:12
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
Galatians 5:19-21
"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these;
Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions,heresies. Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revelings, and such like: of which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God."
My name is written in the Book of Life (Shout Glory!) and yours could have been too, hadn't you've been a stubborn Witch.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: landlover, tell me its a joke. -
05-19-2010, 05:03 PM
apparently i have gone at this the wrong way. that was not my intent. you accuse me of threats but i have made none except for warnings to you if you ever step over the line of a satirical site to actually practicing what you published on a website. do you honestly think that is what your god wants of you...? to murder another because of their beliefs if so i pity you. you see hatred works both ways. basic psycholoy states a negative action often gets a negative reaction. how do you think a pagan is going to respond to you sense of hatred. hasnt your religion done enough in the past, crusades, burnings etc.?
we merely want to live in peace without seeing sites such as what i saw of landlover. we are not satanist. satanist believe in serving and mastoring ones own destiny by counterparting with a demon. wiccans or pagans believe in a balance and harmony of good and evil birth and rebirth tell me how can you call a person that wants this evil. killing babies we are not the aztecs or other heathen faiths. we are pagans who worship the energy in earth we want whats best for people and gaia/ earth. if this is wrong so be it, but it was my belief in the bible god says let the first one without sin be the first to cast a stone and you people are casting alot of stones. god quote sees a person for who they are as a person and their soul so if you are saying love, peace, and a balance is evil and satanic i am without words and confused.
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