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Default Democrat Dumpster Fire - The Schlonged - 03-10-2020, 01:56 PM

It seemed like just hours after the original Democrat Dumpster Fire post the Democrat "First Responders" arrived on the scene to put out the fire. I sometimes wonder if the DNC is reading Landover Baptist to find out what Jesus is thinking.

Hailed as slow Joe Biden's "resurrection", the MSM needs to be reminded that Joe isn't dead yet and any resurrection is going to be done by Jesus.

Democrat dummkopf Chris Matthews was schlonged by one of his own "#MeToo" crowd, and while many of his fans are coming to his defense, he did have thrills up his leg and his show was called "Hard Ball".

The last remaining Democrat "woman of color" running has been schlonged out of appearing in the next debate.

The Democrat billionaire animated by his fingers in an electric light socket has been schlonged.

The dwarf billionaire trying to outpace Putin in buying an election was schlonged.

The seeming intelligent white woman who could not remember the President of Mexico's name (but could probably pronounce it, as well as make some taco's) - schlonged.

The homer mayor who could probably talk Mexican "policy" as well as pronounce the Mexican president's name, got distracted in homer Bible theology and was summarily schlonged.

Bolshevik Bernie, having been schlonged in 2016 (but not before winning 22 states), is refusing to be schlonged again and is headed towards Milwaukee with his nostrils on fire. Going in to Super Tuesday Bernie's poll numbers looked good and despite his promises to raise taxes, his supporters were convinced that it was not their taxes that would be raised. Many of his supporters may have missed the memo that they would actually have to show up to vote to get the free stuff.

Heroic war dance Warren refused to be schlonged, but in the end was running out of money. According to some it had nothing to do with misogyny - people just didn't like her, and even her husband declined to have a beer with her.

Meanwhile, bumbling Biden's "surge" has all the features of an old fashioned tent revival with such luminaries as Beto showing up to witness (or is that witless) to the masses. Some of the schlonged are showing up groveling for a future spot in his "administration" (should he be elected), while others are counting his marbles. The MSM has not even checked to see if he has a valid driver's license, amd word has it that he had a supply of pre-transubstantiated wafers smuggled in Pringles cans direct from the pope.

With toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and face masks flying off the shelves, True Christians™ living outside of Freehold might want to lay in a supply of popcorn in case you get quarantined by your local government authorities (Romans 13).


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Default Re: Democrat Dumpster Fire - The Schlonged - 03-10-2020, 06:27 PM

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With toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and face masks flying off the shelves, True Christians™ living outside of Freehold might want to lay in a supply of popcorn in case you get quarantined by your local government authorities (Romans 13).
We Christians who are Republicans can be grateful there are so many unqualified Democrats trying in vain to replace the greatest leader on earth ever. We True Christians can be grateful for the economic opportunity we have for profit from the virus. Investing in toilet paper and mask companies for example.

It now appears millions of people will be quarantined. This presents the opportunity to sell advertising for TV--so many watching, and, for telemarketing. We who are wealthy and healthy need for profit while the opportunity is here.


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Icon47 Re: Democrat Dumpster Fire - The Schlonged - 03-29-2020, 03:40 AM

I believe we can safely conclude that the coronavirus schlonged (as Brother WJB poetically put it) the political campaigns of both men still standing. When was the last televised rally of either one of the two? Do we even remember their names????
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