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02-17-2011, 01:12 PM
I would love to Begin your training in bible study’s but i would like you to attend One of the Baptist churches pastors private study groups http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27676
Once the pastor gives the go ahead we can start the long and hard work of getting you in shape to be the perfect christen girl J
I may be long and hard training sessions but in the end you will be full of love for God.
Send me a PM and we can continue this conversation.
And hopefully one of the Pastors can join us in you training J
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
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02-17-2011, 04:21 PM
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Son, this is not www.HornyBoysForJesus.com Get your mind out of the gutter and into God's lap.
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I think my internet is broken. I have been on the phone with AT&T tech support for hours, but no matter how many times I click on that link, it just doesn't seem to work. This is VERY frustrating as you can imagine, as I simply want to get the full context of Brother Hutchins' post. Perhaps I'll make a post for some help in the help thread. Does anyone know any other way to download the internet so I can see the site? Nevermind, I'll just keep clicking it until they fix it. Praise Jesus!
Bathed in His Holy Blood Of Forgiveness,
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Please save your money. There is nothing wrong with your computer. You are not a True Christian™ and would not be able to resist the temptations on that page. Baby Jesus is trying to help you. Matthew 6:13 -- And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
I'm sure he would not let that work link for anyone but a True Christian™ and True Christians™ would not be seduced to click on the link in the first place. In short, save your soul and save your money. You might consider saving up for a larger tithe.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
02-17-2011, 09:05 PM
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I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. (...)
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!
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Grace,
this all sounds very nice - but I could not help but notice you have skipped an important part... you mention cooking, but how is your baking? Can you make good pies for the LORD?
And at 15 you are certainly not too young to find a good suitor - it is never too soon to start breeding litte Soldiers for Christ.
But - are you really sure you already know your place? I am asking because I have become more careful due to some shocking disappointments.
Someone who appeared to be a chaste, True Christian incub... woman looked at me in a funny way when I showed her the Menstruation Hut.
And while your intentions and thoughts seem to be pure, I have to ask if you are prepared to be kept on the path to Christ with a very firm hand and accept full submission to your husband's god-given will. I am not about to spare the rod - for it is important that we protect womenfolk from their own feeble mind and tender flesh by being strong for them with all the thrust and impetus of our passion for the LORD! For it is better to break a will and a few bones than to allow a wife's soul to fall to eternal damnation...
Mark.94:43-47 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Perhaps we should pray for guidance from Jesus on this important matter - he needs more little soldiers for Christ and you obviously need a strong guiding hand.
Yours in Christ,
Alvin
Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
02-17-2011, 09:34 PM
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Grace,
this all sounds very nice - but I could not help but notice you have skipped an important part... you mention cooking, but how is your baking? Can you make good pies for the LORD?
And at 15 you are certainly not too young to find a good suitor - it is never too soon to start breeding litte Soldiers for Christ.
But - are you really sure you already know your place? I am asking because I have become more careful due to some shocking disappointments.
Someone who appeared to be a chaste, True Christian incub... woman looked at me in a funny way when I showed her the Menstruation Hut.
And while your intentions and thoughts seem to be pure, I have to ask if you are prepared to be kept on the path to Christ with a very firm hand and accept full submission to your husband's god-given will. I am not about to spare the rod - for it is important that we protect womenfolk from their own feeble mind and tender flesh by being strong for them with all the thrust and impetus of our passion for the LORD! For it is better to break a will and a few bones than to allow a wife's soul to fall to eternal damnation...
Mark.94:43-47 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Perhaps we should pray for guidance from Jesus on this important matter - he needs more little soldiers for Christ and you obviously need a strong guiding hand.
Yours in Christ,
Alvin
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I absolutely LOVE baking! I am so upset that I did not say that earlier! If I had to pick I would say my favorite hobbies ever are baking, reading my KJV 1611, cooking and cleaning.
Oh yes Brother, I know my place and I stay there!
Was she ungrateful for her hut? I would LOVE one of those! It wouldn't have to be fancy, just a good place for me to go in my unclean time where I would be away from other people, so as not to get them unclean.
And not to sound rude in any way, the title of this thread is "Seeking a man who can keep me in line". Why of COURSE I am willing to submit to my husband. It is my job after all. And I do not wish to burn in hell..theres homos there!
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
02-19-2011, 07:41 PM
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I absolutely LOVE baking! I am so upset that I did not say that earlier! If I had to pick I would say my favorite hobbies ever are baking, reading my KJV 1611, cooking and cleaning.
Oh yes Brother, I know my place and I stay there!
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Ah, Sister Grace, that sounds encouraging - for a second I thought you were trying to hide a deep blemish and tricking me into offering my stern hand:
Ezek.16: 15-16 But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst theharlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was. And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so.
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Was she ungrateful for her hut? I would LOVE one of those! It wouldn't have to be fancy, just a good place for me to go in my unclean time where I would be away from other people, so as not to get them unclean.
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Aaah, praise the LORD, 't is good to know that there are still godly women out there. Indeed the last one I showed the Menstruation hut was obviously not a True Christian woman - she got angry and said something about not being a dog who can be kept outside in the backyard. I really didn't know what I did wrong - the chain and necklace was only there to help her internal resolve, lest she get weak and try to sneak back into the house during the time of her period, thereby risking irreperable damage to her eternal soul... It is good to know that you are a young lady who can better appreciate my concern for your soul.
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And not to sound rude in any way, the title of this thread is "Seeking a man who can keep me in line".
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Wow - this one is obviously in dire need of a strong Christian hand to control her inner urges! "not to sound rude in any way"?
Timothy 1:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
You are clearly overstepping your bounds as a female, which illustrates how badly you need to be forcefully reined back into the loving lap of Christian compassion! Amen, Sister, we need to break that monster called pride that has reared its ugly head.
Jer.49:16 Thy terribleness hath deceived thee, and the pride of thine heart, O thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, that holdest the height of the hill: though thou shouldest make thy nest as high as the eagle, I will bring thee down from thence, saith the LORD.
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Why of COURSE I am willing to submit to my husband. It is my job after all. And I do not wish to burn in hell..theres homos there!
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Very well - then as you are 15, I suppose I should buy you off from your father to avoid any misunderstandings with regard to property rights later on. Do you happen to know how many shekels he intends to sell you for? If I take this burden off his hands now, I assume he should offer a good price, considering you have just entered that time when girls become difficult...
But perhaps we should not be discussing these sensitive economic matters in public, so perhaps you should PM me your father's starting offer.
Yours in Christ - and looking forward to laying hands on y... I mean to a laying on of hands in the interest of soothing and reshaping your troubled soul in the image of the LORD,
Alvin
Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!
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02-20-2011, 02:30 AM
Oh no. I would never even think about tricking another indvidual! That's what satan does!
How dare she be ungrateful!! You were only trying to help her and to prevent her from being tempted. She will realize the mistake she has made, when she's burning in hell..
I only said "not to sound rude" because I did not wish to offend you, lest you take what I said the wrong way.
As for how much, I do not know. He doesn't even want me married! I suppose that conversation would be between you and him alone.
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02-25-2011, 10:55 AM
I enjoy watching women clean and cook. also i got a pretty large package so we can make plenty of bebes! u r pretty
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02-25-2011, 10:44 PM
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I enjoy watching women clean and cook. also i got a pretty large package so we can make plenty of bebes! u r pretty
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I'm not stupid, I know a homer when I see one..I mean even your name says so!
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02-27-2011, 09:07 AM
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I enjoy watching women clean and cook. also i got a pretty large package so we can make plenty of bebes! u r pretty
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To help with your problem concerning packages, you might want to contact UPS.
As for your limpy lines I would warn you that you just insulted Sister Grace. I would expect an apology is forthcoming in short order. Is it not?
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03-09-2011, 11:18 AM
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I'm not stupid, I know a homer when I see one..I mean even your name says so!
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You shouldn't judge me because of my name, Its not my fault im from this homosexual country(sweden) . I just wanna be like you and live like you in your country
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
03-09-2011, 04:59 PM
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You shouldn't judge me because of my name, Its not my fault im from this homosexual country(sweden) . I just wanna be like you and live like you in your country
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You want to be a woman? What is wrong with you people from Sweden?
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03-10-2011, 04:10 PM
I'll keep you in line, and make the children read bible every day for atleast 2 hours
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03-12-2011, 05:35 AM
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I'll keep you in line, and make the children read bible every day for atleast 2 hours
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I see you are damned to eternal torture. Perhaps is is you who should read the 1611 King James Bible "every day for at least 2 hours." You then would not have time to hit on the ladies in this forum. This is not a pickup forum.
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03-29-2011, 10:45 PM
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I see you are damned to eternal torture. Perhaps is is you who should read the 1611 King James Bible "every day for at least 2 hours." You then would not have time to hit on the ladies in this forum. This is not a pickup forum.
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Thank you so much for sticking up and being there for me Bible Student!
I will make you a pie for all your kindness! Which kind do you like?
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03-31-2011, 10:16 PM
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Hello Grace...nice meeting you here. I wish I could help you, but were far from each other...
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Looking for Christian friends...
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
04-07-2011, 12:17 PM
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You want to be a woman? What is wrong with you people from Sweden?
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Not everyone is weird, please see that there is True Christian men in Sweden too! But there are alot of strange, sinful people in Sweden, that is why I want to move away from here...
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P.S. my first post in this part of the forum, oh I wish I also could find myself a husband!
Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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