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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-08-2011, 04:20 AM

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I see you are damned to eternal torture. Perhaps is is you who should read the 1611 King James Bible "every day for at least 2 hours." You then would not have time to hit on the ladies in this forum. This is not a pickup forum.
Thank you so much for sticking up and being there for me Bible Student!
I will make you a pie for all your kindness! Which kind do you like?
Oh, I love pie. Cherry is good. Apple is my favorite. I don't like pumpkin pie. I think that is the most unChristian pie there is.


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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-15-2011, 10:09 PM

DO you have any more pics?

Mmmmm.. I'll keep that sweet ass in check.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-16-2011, 12:19 AM

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Oh, I love pie. Cherry is good. Apple is my favorite. I don't like pumpkin pie. I think that is the most unChristian pie there is.

I love making cherry pies!! I make sure to use the sweetest, most plump cherries in them, so that they are very delicious!
I've never liked to make pumpkin pies as much as apple or cherry, something just doesn't seem right when I make them....
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-16-2011, 12:21 AM

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DO you have any more pics?

Mmmmm.. I'll keep that sweet ass in check.

Not for any homos like you thats for sure!
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-16-2011, 02:34 AM

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Not for any homos like you thats for sure!
How about for me? I would like some pics.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-17-2011, 06:22 PM

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How about for me? I would like some pics.

Apparently you did not hear me when I said I do not have any for any homers...
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-17-2011, 09:14 PM

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Apparently you did not hear me when I said I do not have any for any homers...
Yes, I heard you just fine when you told that homer you didn't have any for him. I'm not a homer, however.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 12:58 AM

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Yes, I heard you just fine when you told that homer you didn't have any for him. I'm not a homer, however.
Your name alone sounds homer..MASTER? My only master is The Lord...are you trying to make yourself seem like The Lord?
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 01:40 AM

Sister Grace. I am awaiting commentary from the Senior Pastors in my thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...643#post734643

Should the replies come as I expect them, you very well may have a plethora of good Christian men to choose from. Many of which already know how to keep a woman in line. Of course it cannot be a Bishop nor a Deacon, but I am sure we can help.


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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 04:28 PM

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Your name alone sounds homer..MASTER? My only master is The Lord...are you trying to make yourself seem like The Lord?
Well, when you get married, you should call your husband "master" as Sarah did Abraham.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 07:48 PM

It's a sad day when a woman seeking a True Christian husband and master can find nobody but queers and sexual predators looking for naughty pictures on the internet. Begone! All of you!



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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 09:00 PM

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It's a sad day when a woman seeking a True Christian husband and master can find nobody but queers and sexual predators looking for naughty pictures on the internet. Begone! All of you!

Thank you so very much! I am trying my best, but my best does not seem to be good enough. Seeing as how I am attracting not too Godly people instead..
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 09:04 PM

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Thank you so very much! I am trying my best, but my best does not seem to be good enough. Seeing as how I am attracting not too Godly people instead..
It can be so difficult for a young woman. Obviously, greatness is not to be expected of you, being a woman and all. Without a father, brother, or other male relative to help you at every turn, you are sort of in a catch 22 situation.

You cannot better yourself without a man, and you cannot get a man without bettering yourself.

I will pray for you.



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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 09:44 PM

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It can be so difficult for a young woman. Obviously, greatness is not to be expected of you, being a woman and all. Without a father, brother, or other male relative to help you at every turn, you are sort of in a catch 22 situation.

You cannot better yourself without a man, and you cannot get a man without bettering yourself.

I will pray for you.

Thank you, for all your kindness. I do not even deserve it...
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 10:40 PM

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It's a sad day when a woman seeking a True Christian husband and master can find nobody but queers and sexual predators looking for naughty pictures on the internet. Begone! All of you!
I never said I was looking for "naughty" pictures and I am not a queer or a sexual predator. Jump to conclusions much?
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-18-2011, 11:03 PM

I have a lot of respect for you.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-19-2011, 12:04 AM

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Thank you so very much! I am trying my best, but my best does not seem to be good enough. Seeing as how I am attracting not too Godly people instead..
Sister, I was in your boots. 30+ when I finally found a True Christian™ man. What did I expect considering I lived in Canukistan. Anyway, for some reason, God put my husband into my life after I had given up all hope. Yes, single True Christian™ women without a man to help them become betrothed will be constantly bombarded by the perverts. It's Satan's way of trying to temp you away from the flock.

Put your faith in Jesus, pray continuously and live an upright life. I'm sure God will find you a proper man.


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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-19-2011, 08:36 PM

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Sister, I was in your boots. 30+ when I finally found a True Christian™ man. What did I expect considering I lived in Canukistan. Anyway, for some reason, God put my husband into my life after I had given up all hope. Yes, single True Christian™ women without a man to help them become betrothed will be constantly bombarded by the perverts. It's Satan's way of trying to temp you away from the flock.

Put your faith in Jesus, pray continuously and live an upright life. I'm sure God will find you a proper man.
Thank you all so much for the advice! It really helps
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-20-2011, 09:32 PM

Grace, you seem like a nice girl. Bit of ironic advice for you, don't take advice from people on web forums. While many will have your best intentions at heart many will not. Personally if I was looking to meet a like minded girl (well a guy in your case) I would use the advantage you have at hand- ie a close relationship with your pastor. I would imagine, dding on how close knit your church is, he knows quite a bit about the guys in his congregation. And if there isnt anyone within your church he could probably put his feelers out to other pastors in the area. Good luck with your search and remember searching for the right person can be fun in itself.
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Default Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. - 04-20-2011, 10:45 PM

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Thank you all so much for the advice! It really helps
You're welcome. I hope you find what you're looking for.
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