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Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality Inn!!! -
06-30-2020, 04:22 AM
The LIEBRULS have started another unfounded rumor about Sean Hannity performing yet another round of consensual fellatio on Donald Trump, and it's too much for a True Christian™ to stomach.
This time the LIEBRULS are gossiping that Sean and Donald met at the Quality Inn in downtown Green Bay following their Fox News Town Hall last Thursday night -- June 26, 2020 between 11 pm and 1:30 am, after which Donald did not check out alone and was not followed by Sean a short time later.
This did not happen. And Sean has never performed oral sex on President Trump. NEVER! It's completely false.
Frankly, I'm honored that we here at Landover Baptist Church are the first to shed on light on the absence of blowjobs between these two True Christian™ men of God, despite what some people are saying.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 04:36 AM
This has got to be the most ridiculous fake news story yet. The President would never let Sean Hannity do this to him. Hannity doesn't have a bountiful, surgically enhanced bosom.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 01:50 PM
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This has got to be the most ridiculous fake news story yet. The President would never let Sean Hannity do this to him. Hannity doesn't have a bountiful, surgically enhanced bosom.
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Oh, this is so very true, Dear, and I am so very pleased that you have ended yet another nasty rumor. Goodness, gracious; that handsome Mr. Hannity has much better sense (and taste) than to get involved in icky, nasty situations. Why, one hears that he actually admires the beauty of older, more mature women, as you shall see in the photo below.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 05:55 PM
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one hears that he actually admires the beauty of older, more mature women, as you shall see in the photo below.
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MY GOD, WOMAN! NO!! That "older, more mature" woman could NEVER satisify Sean Hannity or Jesus. For, where are that woman's long wavy, brunette curls for washing Sean's feet, as the Bible commands?
"Luke 7:38 -- And she stood at his feet weeping, and began to wash his feet with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed [them] with the ointment."
Sean Hannity will never receive that level of Biblical satisfaction, which he urgently wants -- with every engorged vessel of his expectant feet -- from that short-haired shrew you've pictured in your post. How ashamed you must be to have coupled Sean Hannity with a woman incapable of satisfying Sean's Biblically male requirements.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 07:29 PM
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MY GOD, WOMAN! NO!! That "older, more mature" woman could NEVER satisify Sean Hannity or Jesus. For, where are that woman's long wavy, brunette curls for washing Sean's feet, as the Bible commands?
"Luke 7:38 -- And she stood at his feet weeping, and began to wash his feet with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed [them] with the ointment."
Sean Hannity will never receive that level of Biblical satisfaction, which he urgently wants -- with every engorged vessel of his expectant feet -- from that short-haired shrew you've pictured in your post. How ashamed you must be to have coupled Sean Hannity with a woman incapable of satisfying Sean's Biblically male requirements.
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Oh, my; yes indeed, dear Brother Lee -- you have no idea of how terribly ashamed I am. Why, I'd love nothing more than to tell you all about it, but I'm afraid I'm at a loss for words at the time being. You see, I'm currently engaged with making some arrangements for tomorrow's Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. However, if you shall examine the well-earned lines on my face, then you will see my shame is burrowed there.
Now, then, as for Mr. Hannity associating with that "short-haired shrew", well, I'm afraid that that is a legitimate photo. You see, dear Sean was raised in the Cathyolick faith, so it's highly unlikely that he would be bothered by the glorious verse that you have provided so kindly. You know how it is, Dear, what with Cathyolicks being more concerned with curtsying to statues and such. And, I'm afraid that "once a Cathyolick, then always a Cathyolick", as that sort of idolatrous upbringing stays with them.
That being said, I do thank you, most humbly, for your concern. I should mention that while my weekly prayer meeting is, generally, for ladies only, we do make exceptions and invite menfolk over, once in a while. Perhaps you would like to say a few words of hope and inspiration to the ladies at one of my prayer socials sometime. We have a lovely group of believers who gather weekly, you know, and we take turns hosting at each other's residences. When our meetings are at Sister Hortense's lovely home, she will often favor us by playing her organ in the parlor -- you would like that. And, between you and me, Dear, since the death of Hortense's beloved husband, she is "eligible", if you'll catch my drift!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 08:14 PM
You say she plays her organ in the living room.. as an entertainment for all to enjoy? THAT does sound special, and I shall clear my calendar to attend your ladies' studies at my earliest convenience.
Still, let's be honest, Mrs. White, it isn't Sister Hortense who roils my Bible-thumping blood, but your own beguiling profile. Aside from your Canadian affliction, you seem to be a lovely True Christian™ woman. Tell me about your pie.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 10:10 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
06-30-2020, 10:31 PM
Sure, Sean Hannity's a pervert, but at least he's OUR pervert. But please, let's leave President Trump out of this.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church CONFIRMS Sean Hannity did not FELLATE Donald Trump at the Green Bay Quality In -
07-01-2020, 01:29 AM
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Sure, Sean Hannity's a pervert, but at least he's OUR pervert.
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Exactly, brother. How many times in the middle of some dark night have you personally received a call from Sean on the Landover 'Sinners Connect' help line, where Sean sobs into your ear his confession from Job 33:27: "I looketh upon men, and if any say yeah, I have sinned, and am perverted."
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