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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 08-08-2009, 02:25 AM

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I offer as the first exhibit in what will undoubtedly become an enormously long list, THIS secular news story, proving once and for all that WITCH CRAFT IS OPENLY TAUGHT in secular so-called "universities" all across America.



Now I know that the idea of a group of young adults running around a campus green with brooms between their legs and shower curtains flapping in the wind behind them might seem hilariously funny, but I assure you that the practice of magic is no laughing matter. God condemns it outright, and if we lived in a land guided exclusively by the laws of God, you and I would be picking these kids off with a rifle and scope for sport. Praise Jesus I live for that day!
hahahahaha dude you're rediculous. Last time i checked playing a game from a real BOOK and trying to have fun isnt "practicing magic". these kids dont believe they will actually fly. Or believe in things such as magic. you are a laughing matter, you and everything that you say is, such as " and if we lived in a land guided exclusively by the laws of god, you and I would be picking these kids off with a rifle and scope for sport." where the hell does it say that killing is okay. Im pretty sure that one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not kill" and last time i checked shooting kids with a rifle is killing.
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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 08-08-2009, 02:34 AM

Someone who is only 'pretty sure' about the ten commandments probably shouldn't be lecturing a True Christian Pastor.


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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 08-08-2009, 04:01 AM

hahaha yeah "true christian" pastor is wrong and probably should have his rights to be a pastor revoked
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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 08-24-2009, 06:19 PM

I'm the quidditch captain at my high school. This is an alternative sport that people at my school have found to be very fun.

Honestly, I'm sure you have never read harry potter so I'll clear this up for you. They're playing 'muggle-quidditch' meaning 'no magic involved quidditch.' So there is absolutely nothing wrong with this. If anything it's a very fun game to get everyone active


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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 08-24-2009, 09:13 PM

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I'm the quidditch captain at my high school. This is an alternative sport that people at my school have found to be very fun.
Just how old are you?

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Honestly, I'm sure you have never read harry potter so I'll clear this up for you. They're playing 'muggle-quidditch' meaning 'no magic involved quidditch.' So there is absolutely nothing wrong with this. If anything it's a very fun game to get everyone active
You little idiot! That's like saying, "We were involved in satanic rites but there were no babies sacrificed."!

Just leave this alone... you will become more and more involved until Satan has your soul!





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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 10-12-2009, 12:33 PM

Do forgive my lack of technical know-how, as I'm still becoming accustomed to this form of communication. It had been my understanding for years that all online communication was a method for allowing Satan in through network cables (I assumed his minions needed something somehow larger than telephone lines), and have only changed this opinion once I discovered I could no longer get my church newsletter through any other means but e[lectronic]-mail.

My little girl will be graduating from our home academy (or "homedemy," for this word-shortening online medium), and we are now looking for a "homelege." Does anyone know of any curricula? I'm looking for something that can give her all the experience she would require from college, so the curriculum should help her network with Christian men and get married, as well as gathering the basic abilities to homeschool her own children once they become of age.

Also, since she'll be required to maintain the house, follow for her future husband needs and every whim, and provide healthcare for her husband and children (and her parents and his parents, and so forth), the curriculum should be heavy on housekeeping, culinary arts, first-aid, and grammar, and small on psychology, sociology, history and literature. Curricula that includes Bible as a literary study but without any literary analysis, a huge plus!!! (Did I do that last part right?)
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Default Re: Reasons to Keep Your Kids OUT of Secular College! - 10-12-2009, 12:39 PM

I'm not sure why you would think that God wouldn't approve of computers.

Take a look at this:

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Ex:38:21: This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.
This is summing – adding things up to get a True / False answer

Now look at this:

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Le:25:29: And if a man sell a dwelling house in a walled city, then he may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; within a full year may he redeem it.
Le:25:30: And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year, then the house that is in the walled city shall be established for ever to him that bought it throughout his generations: it shall not go out in the jubile.
Le:25:31: But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.
And here we see conditional summing - =IF(Houses<Walls,SUM(H:H’), TRUE,IF(WALL=0, JUBILE),IF(HOUSE=CITY, TRUE),JUBILE))

I do not think there is a clearer example of the hint from God that Computers would be Godly.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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