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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-21-2010, 07:56 AM

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Are you saying im right?
No, I'm not agreeing with you, I'm just tired of the childless telling me how to raise my kids.

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A better idea than to beat your children is to confiscate their i.e favorite toy or something, tell them that they can have it back when they have said they're sorry and really means it!
Because this worked for your parents right? You've become such a respectful being Oh trust me, hitting is only quick, my children would rather be hit than the other punishments I come up with.

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Happier? No! More respectful? Probably since for almost everything you do you get beaten for!
Yes, more respectful. Personal happiness is not the most important thing in this world. Believe it or not, children who are raised to be respectful and understand a days labor, actually do turn out to be happier in the long run.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-21-2010, 07:59 AM

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Brother Cranky, do you have any 6-year-old grandchildren? I believe Brother Nobar is still having trouble with Mrs. Johnson's cats digging up his garden over in Jenkem Flats.
I will send one of them to take care of this.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-21-2010, 01:18 PM

OH MY GODDDDDD Whats wrong with you? Kids are a treasure.... homeschooling isnt going to let them expierance the world and other kids cultures religions etc. How will they be tolerant or socialize????????? why woulkd you steal their toys?????? toys help kids learn!!!!!!!! Mastrubation is a normal part of life and girls are equal to men if not smarter, most certainly not as violent. your poor kids have you nevr heard of birth control???? how do u support them??????
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-21-2010, 03:25 PM

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OH MY GODDDDDD Whats wrong with you? Kids are a treasure.... homeschooling isnt going to let them expierance the world and other kids cultures religions etc. How will they be tolerant or socialize????????? why woulkd you steal their toys?????? toys help kids learn!!!!!!!! Mastrubation is a normal part of life and girls are equal to men if not smarter, most certainly not as violent. your poor kids have you nevr heard of birth control???? how do u support them??????
How old are you little girl? How many children have you raised? Why do you consider yourself an expert at raising children? You are teaching from the experience of your life perhaps? Less than exemplary by what I have seen from your attitude and your actions as you describe things in your life! You talk about masturbation as a ''normal part of life''.
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My name is Martha, my friends and sibling call me Marty. I am a college student pursuing a liberal arts major and just thought that I would try and get back to my religious roots. I was raised baptist but pulled away from my roots in favor of haha "fun". I am trying to reconnect with God after finding out that I have contracted an STD. After praying, it went away!!!!! I am so excited to be back with a community and am looking forward to stimulating conversation.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-21-2010, 09:22 PM

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OH MY GODDDDDD Whats wrong with you? Kids are a treasure.... homeschooling isnt going to let them expierance the world and other kids cultures religions etc. How will they be tolerant or socialize????????? why woulkd you steal their toys?????? toys help kids learn!!!!!!!! Mastrubation is a normal part of life and girls are equal to men if not smarter, most certainly not as violent. your poor kids have you nevr heard of birth control???? how do u support them??????
And another child telling me how I should raise children.

Before I left Canada, my oldest was in the 90th percentile in his grade. In Iowa homeschooling has to be done under the supervision of a certified teacher and the children must be tested annually to make sure they're keeping up. If I put my kids in public school they'd put the oldest on Ritalin and the middle child would be in the shrinks for being too withdrawn. How is that going to help them experience things? Public schools are more interested in figuring out what's wrong with a kid than they are with teaching them.

Anyway, if you're a product of public school, you're not exactly proof that my children would learn anything. You can't spell, you are nuts with the exclamation points, and you have a very messed up idea of what Christianity is. Our lives here are very short compared to where we spend eternity; I would rather my children "miss out" on learning how to pick up STDs and learn more about God.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 12:19 AM

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OH MY GODDDDDD Whats wrong with you? Kids are a treasure.... homeschooling isnt going to let them expierance the world and other kids cultures religions etc. How will they be tolerant or socialize????????? why woulkd you steal their toys?????? toys help kids learn!!!!!!!! Mastrubation is a normal part of life and girls are equal to men if not smarter, most certainly not as violent. your poor kids have you nevr heard of birth control???? how do u support them??????
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 06:48 AM

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So you are promoting stealing from your own children?
No, confiscate and stealing is to different things. If you tried it you probably forgot them to tell the part when they are gonna get it back

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Aw.... Are you mad because daddy loved you enough to hit you with the belt?

My daddy would make me take my pants down first. He was just that concerned with my well being. I'm sure he only wanted to make sure I didn't have a book in my back side.
I never got hit by my dad? I remember when i was little they just put me in my room until i had calmed down and could say im sorry.


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No, I'm not agreeing with you, I'm just tired of the childless telling me how to raise my kids.
Oh, i didn't know you would take this so bad, sorry.

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Because this worked for your parents right? You've become such a respectful being Oh trust me, hitting is only quick, my children would rather be hit than the other punishments I come up with.
No i am respectful, i think i'm too respectful Hitting may be quick but the kids won't like you. That's probably why you people homeschool!! omg so the kids can't tell anyone that they are getting beat up at home

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Yes, more respectful. Personal happiness is not the most important thing in this world. Believe it or not, children who are raised to be respectful and understand a days labor, actually do turn out to be happier in the long run.
Personal happiness is extremely important for your own well being.
It may be because you are making their childhood horrible and when they move out from home then there is no one to hit them and they are happy.

I think it's childs who knows best on how to deal with them, ''Only you know yourself best''
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 07:18 AM

[QUOTE=Mr fool;584812]No, confiscate and stealing is to different things. If you tried it you probably forgot them to tell the part when they are gonna get it back [quote]
So the kid learns to manipulate you. Or goes off and plays with something else. Not that my kids have a lot of toys anyway.



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Oh yes, because putting a child in his room with his toys and stuff is really going to make the kid truly sorry.



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No i am respectful, i think i'm too respectful Hitting may be quick but the kids won't like you. That's probably why you people homeschool!! omg so the kids can't tell anyone that they are getting beat up at home
Both of my parents used to hit me. My mothers favorite was a flyswatter and my father had a hardwood spanking stick that was his fathers. It was brought over from Europe and had all the proverbs about beating your children written on it. It used to hang over the entrance into the kitchen. I love both my parents dearly.

Also I don't homeschool because they'll tell someone. I homeschool because public schools are nothing but indoctrination camps. They can't be bothered to teach a child to read or write, but they can spend 3 hours a day discussing feelings. If schools actually taught things anymore, then I might consider sending them to school. I know it would be a lot easier on me.

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Personal happiness is extremely important for your own well being.
It may be because you are making their childhood horrible and when they move out from home then there is no one to hit them and they are happy.
How do you know if my children are miserable? Have you met them? Are you saying that every child before the 80's (when all of this anti-spanking garbage got underway) was miserable and abused?

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I think it's childs who knows best on how to deal with them, ''Only you know yourself best''
Oh sure, Children know best. That's why we let them drink and drive and vote, because they're so wise. Sure if it was up to my children they'd eat nothing but candy 3 meals a day, stay up until midnight every night, and never bother with their studies.

What was I thinking, of course they know best.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN! - 08-22-2010, 11:19 AM

Dirty stinking low life mother piffleing christian god for saking cunts...You wanna beat a kid piffletard then come and beat on me...I'm your size...Dirty perverted piffleing bible bashing cocksucking alterboy molesting cunt...I'll kill you myself and the rest that agree with ya...You think your God will protect you...Dont count on it...In our day and age there old man we have big compressed nail guns to mount dirty filthy piffles like you to the cross...You have my email address admin if you wish to take this further...I beg of you please to send me a reply piffleers...I will make you motherpiffleers bleed...I'll start with the piffleers that knock on my door and let them enter MY house but cannot guarantee there safe exit with a rusty squid jag protuding from there filthy Pope raped asses...piffle you all
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Dirty stinking low life mother piffleing christian god for saking cooters...You wanna beat a kid piffletard then come and beat on me...I'm your size...Dirty perverted piffleing bible bashing cocksucking alterboy molesting cooter...I'll kill you myself and the rest that agree with ya...You think your God will protect you...Dont count on it...In our day and age there old man we have big compressed nail guns to mount dirty filthy piffles like you to the cross...You have my email address admin if you wish to take this further...I beg of you please to send me a reply piffleers...I will make you motherpiffleers bleed...I'll start with the piffleers that knock on my door and let them enter MY house but cannot guarantee there safe exit with a rusty squid jag protuding from there filthy Pope raped asses...piffle you all
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Dirty stinking low life mother piffleing christian god for saking cooters...You wanna beat a kid piffletard then come and beat on me...I'm your size...Dirty perverted piffleing bible bashing cocksucking alterboy molesting cooter...I'll kill you myself and the rest that agree with ya...You think your God will protect you...Dont count on it...In our day and age there old man we have big compressed nail guns to mount dirty filthy piffles like you to the cross...You have my email address admin if you wish to take this further...I beg of you please to send me a reply piffleers...I will make you motherpiffleers bleed...I'll start with the piffleers that knock on my door and let them enter MY house but cannot guarantee there safe exit with a rusty squid jag protuding from there filthy Pope raped asses...piffle you all
Hello, friend.
You know, very often, Prayer can help with the kind of anger management problems you appear to have.
Spend an hour by yourself in your Prayer Closet and you will come out feeling much better.
I know I do.

God Bless.



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Dirty stinking low life mother piffleing christian god for saking cooters...You wanna beat a kid piffletard then come and beat on me...I'm your size...Dirty perverted piffleing bible bashing cocksucking alterboy molesting cooter...I'll kill you myself and the rest that agree with ya...You think your God will protect you...Dont count on it...In our day and age there old man we have big compressed nail guns to mount dirty filthy piffles like you to the cross...You have my email address admin if you wish to take this further...I beg of you please to send me a reply piffleers...I will make you motherpiffleers bleed...I'll start with the piffleers that knock on my door and let them enter MY house but cannot guarantee there safe exit with a rusty squid jag protuding from there filthy Pope raped asses...piffle you all
totally agree this old cranky old man codger needs a to be hit with a big rod him self guess his dad didnt hit him hard enough hey otherwise he wouldnt be so angry but i do love how in his other thread regarding starcraft he keeps asking people if they want to be raped.. was he making them an offer? but seriously 1. you all call your self religous yet you are all as hateful and spiteful as a brainwashing cult does the bible not say dont judge lest ye be judged first guess if your judging people on being homosexual and condemed to hell for video games that you must all be judging your selves also bet most of your are bigger sinners then many other people out there i laugh at you all as this is not how religion is im a religous person of sorts but this is stupid id love to see any of you hit your child as this spaced out old coot has described in front of me id knock you 6 ways from sunday the harder you hit them the harder they are going to hit you when they get older i hope you are all fearful for when you all die with that sort of idea on rasing children your all gonna burn also Cranky old man just so you know shooting the neigbours cats is the first sign of a serial killer and mentally deranged psycho also indicates homosexulisim so guess we know what you did as a kid
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totally agree this old cranky old man codger needs a to be hit with a big rod him self guess his dad didnt hit him hard enough hey otherwise he wouldnt be so angry but i do love how in his other thread regarding starcraft he keeps asking people if they want to be raped.. was he making them an offer? but seriously 1. you all call your self religous yet you are all as hateful and spiteful as a brainwashing cult does the bible not say dont judge lest ye be judged first guess if your judging people on being homosexual and condemed to hell for video games that you must all be judging your selves also bet most of your are bigger sinners then many other people out there i laugh at you all as this is not how religion is im a religous person of sorts but this is stupid id love to see any of you hit your child as this spaced out old coot has described in front of me id knock you 6 ways from sunday the harder you hit them the harder they are going to hit you when they get older i hope you are all fearful for when you all die with that sort of idea on rasing children your all gonna burn also Cranky old man just so you know shooting the neigbours cats is the first sign of a serial killer and mentally deranged psycho also indicates homosexulisim so guess we know what you did as a kid
.................. Here are a whole bunch of periods for you. You seem to have run out. When the last hit of meth is not affecting you quite so much please feel free to use them.


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.................. Here are a whole bunch of periods for you. You seem to have run out. When the last hit of meth is not affecting you quite so much please feel free to use them.
hahaha see your ASSUMING i use drugs hahaha you bloody queer go actually learn what religon is about i dont care about your ...... periods so suck it at the end of the day im very sure that you are very displaced in your idea of religion as it says on the signature of the member on here named pastor ezikieal the list of people who will be damned includes fornicators you know people who have kids i.e to fornicate so in saying that if Cranky Old Man has 9 sons some daughters and 100 grandchildren well then him and his whole family are going to burn what about you got children if you do your going to burn hhahaha only reason i came on here was to say my piece to the old codger really who rasies a child like that not a normal person
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hahaha see your ASSUMING i use drugs hahaha you bloody queer go actually learn what religon is about i dont care about your ...... periods so suck it at the end of the day im very sure that you are very displaced in your idea of religion as it says on the signature of the member on here named pastor ezikieal the list of people who will be damned includes fornicators you know people who have kids i.e to fornicate so in saying that if Cranky Old Man has 9 sons some daughters and 100 grandchildren well then him and his whole family are going to burn what about you got children if you do your going to burn hhahaha only reason i came on here was to say my piece to the old codger really who rasies a child like that not a normal person
Are you over 14 years old? Does your mommy and daddy know you are on the computer? If you were old enough to understand, fornicators are persons who have sex outside the marriage bed. Mommy and Daddy might explain it to you like this... A man and a woman love each other very much. So they make a promise to God to join together in marriage. When they get married they have sex with each other only.
I won't go into it any further as it is mommy and daddy's decision how much,and when, you learn about sex.
I hope this has been helpful child.


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Friend I don't understand your point(s) You really have to be a little more articulate in you posts.........

Are you confused about what Jesus can do for you?

Are you saying that you are a kiddie fiddler?

Are you saying that you are a meth addict?

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Even though you make Him cry, Jesus still loves you.

John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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