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Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 06:45 PM
I can't understand why companies that require the patronage of consumers continue to offend those consumers publicly and unabashedly. The latest War on Religion comes from the makers of Dr. Pepper, that vile soda that defies explanation.
This image was taken from their facebook page, September 13, 2012:
“My ancestors were created in the Garden of Eden,” one user posted in response to the advertisement. “I ain’t no freaking chimp. No more Dr Pepper for my household. God Bless y’all,” Another complained: “this is showing the theory of men evolving from apes. I have lost all respect for Dr Pepper and if Dr Pepper wants business from thousands of people they will need to apologize.”
This has also started a firestorm on one of the front-line enemies against religion and Christians, reddit.
Of course reddit has been hostile to Christians and religion in general for a long time, and they make no effort in hiding their disdain:
"They won't learn. Stop trying and just laugh at them, it's the only way to stay sane about it."
"I'm seeing the same people on my facebook feed that were griping about Oreos 5ish months ago now posting pictures of candy corn oreos. It just screams 'I care deeply about whatever it is I've been told to care about this week!'"
"....but they sell Dr. Pepper at Chik-Fil-A....it's like a fundie divide-by-zero!"
"Pepper goes in, Pepper goes out. Can't explain that!"
The problem with advertisements like this is they perpetuate a false belief. They make a fantasy appear to be acceptable and legitimate simply by virtue of familiarity. If enough people hear a lie and hear foolish reasons to explain that lie, they begin to think that lie is the truth. This is what is happening with evolution.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 07:34 PM
I've never bought a Dr Pepper in my whole life, and today I'm proud that I've taken that stand.
I find this commercial not only tasteless, but also as an insult directly aimed at Jesus.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 07:52 PM
Dr. Pepper is good for one thing only! Anal Rape of underage boys. Catlick priests must LOVE this drink.
Why, here is the pied pipper of pedophelia in action.
Disgusting.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 09:14 PM
The mere fact that the evolutionists aren't equally up in arms about this is proof that they never had any real faith in their dogma. Think about it: This ad flies in the face of accepted evolutionary cannon. Did Charles Darwin ever mention Dr. Pepper? Can you find one evolutionary biology text book that even contains the term?
No you can't. Telling evolutionists that Dr. Pepper played a pivotal role in man's emergence from monkeyhood is about as sacrilegious to them as it would be to us if you said Jesus turned water into Diet Coke!
Yet we've heard nary a complaint from the Darwin crowd. Why? Because their belief system never had any integrity. Unlike ours, which is eternal and unchanging, these folks will happily modify their position and incorporate new information into their theories as that information becomes available. Pathetic!
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 09:22 PM
I have enjoyed Dr. Pepper for years, I've served it to my son, my wife and daughters drink nothing but Diet Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper has spiritually Raped me and my entire family!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 11:43 PM
Dear Brother Godfly,
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Originally Posted by Godfly
I have enjoyed Dr. Pepper for years, I've served it to my son, my wife and daughters drink nothing but Diet Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper has spiritually Raped me and my entire family!
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I have decided I will visit you and your family soon so I can guide you through this crisis.
Instead of drinking clearly sinful contraptions like "Diet Dr. Pepper", one wonders who comes up with these names, it is always best to use the Bible as a clear and consistent guideline for what God wants us to drink. For example, Proverbs 20:1 teaches us that even a single glass of wine or worse is not smart: "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.". Fortunately Proverbs 5:19 teaches us that using a women's breast to satisfy our thirst is not just allowed, we can even enjoy it: "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love." And for those who find the Bible hard to read 1 Corinthians 6:12 makes everything extra clear: "All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any."
When I visit you I will gladly take your expensive wine collection with me to take away it's unhealthy temptation for you and your family. Being a Pastor of God I am much better equipped to properly handle life's temptations and it is a sacrifice I will gladly make for the well being of you and your family. And perhaps we can celebrate in sharing enjoyment of your wife's breasts.
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-15-2012, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Dear Brother Godfly,
I have decided I will visit you and your family soon so I can guide you through this crisis.
Instead of drinking clearly sinful contraptions like "Diet Dr. Pepper", one wonders who comes up with these names, it is always best to use the Bible as a clear and consistent guideline for what God wants us to drink. For example, Proverbs 20:1 teaches us that even a single glass of wine or worse is not smart: "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.". Fortunately Proverbs 5:19 teaches us that using a women's breast to satisfy our thirst is not just allowed, we can even enjoy it: "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love." And for those who find the Bible hard to read 1 Corinthians 6:12 makes everything extra clear: "All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any."
When I visit you I will gladly take your expensive wine collection with me to take away it's unhealthy temptation for you and your family. Being a Pastor of God I am much better equipped to properly handle life's temptations and it is a sacrifice I will gladly make for the well being of you and your family. And perhaps we can celebrate in sharing enjoyment of your wife's breasts.
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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Your True Christian love is a balm for my wounds. I will tell my wife to start cooking and clear all the Mexicans out of the RV park so you can park right next to us. We don't keep much wine as space is at a premium in the RV, so I will go out and buy some for you to take home and protect me from.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Dr. Pepper is good for one thing only! Anal Rape of underage boys. Catlick priests must LOVE this drink.
Why, here is the pied pipper of pedophelia in action.
Disgusting.
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It's porn and the moral equivalent of shoving a dry finger up the bum of sweet baby Jesus himself. I will boycott Dr. Pepper from this day forth.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 02:38 PM
I always though Dr. Pepper was a medical doctor. But it turns out he has a PHD in paleontology. Does PHD stand for Perpetual Hellbound Damned?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 02:50 PM
Is there no end to the misery we are forced to endure from that bird watching, monkey humping, demon possessed, satanist, Charley Darwin? It's beyond me why God didn't kill Darwin when He had the chance as Darwin was alone on an island with no witnesses.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 06:47 PM
Who is Dr. Pepper?
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 07:43 PM
Friends, it's time we took a stand finally after bravely turning the other cheek for so many years. This kind of mockery is an attack on our fundamentalist freedoms. There should be angry mobs of Christians tearing down walls at Dr. P****r's compound and making him drink the kool-aid eat his words. What better example to the world than a choppy video on youtube showing Dr. P****er (if that's even his real name) being converted to Christianity?
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Friend, this is who we are dealing with.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-16-2012, 07:55 PM
Anyone knows which country Dr. Pepper is from? If he is from a foreign country i think we should protest and attack that country's embassy and demand them to prosecute Dr. Pepper for hate speech against Christians
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-17-2012, 12:14 AM
I just read where this "dr. pepper" stuff is actually carbonated prune juice. It's also connected with Hillary Clinton...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-17-2012, 08:39 AM
here is a resipee for some doctor pepper ribs that i think you will like but since doctor pepper is satanic maybe you should substitute coke or even fanta or mountain due.
Anyways, i heard that baby jesus had something like this at the last supper, here is what u’ll need, u need to get:
2 racks baby back ribs
1 large (2 liter) bottle of Dr Pepper (WORK OF THE DEVEIL, CONSIDER SUBSTITOOTING)
1/4 cup salt
1 tbsp chili powder
1/2 tbsp canola oil or vegetable oil
1/2 onion, minced
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 cup ketchup
2 tbsp worcestershire sauce
2 tbsp cider vinegar
1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
Then what u need to do is u place the ribs in a large baking dish and pour in Dr Pepper to cover them but keep at least 1/2 cup for the sauce, then add salt and soak the ribs in the fridge overnight (or at least 2 hours), then 2 heat the oven to 350°F and take the ribs and dry them and rub with the chili powder then put them on a baking dish, then add 1 cup of water, then cover tightly with foil then cook for 2 hours until the meat nearly falls off the bone then 3.make some barbecue sauce, heat the oil in a saucepan over medium heat then u use it to cook the onion and garlic until they're soft then and add the ketchup, worchestershore vinegar cayenne and 1/2 cup of Dr Pepper then simmer all that for 15 to 20 minutes then 4. fire up the grill, and brush the ribs with sauce and when the grill is hot, cook them bone side down on a cooler part for 10 to 15 minutes then flip them and cook until lightly charred and smoky then take them off and brush on more sauce.
DEELISHIOUS! YUM, yum hope u enjoy!
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: Dr. Pepper: Known Enemy of God and the Bible - A Call To Boycott -
09-17-2012, 04:15 PM
Midge, that sounds delicious! Rather than substituting Coke, I would recommend Mr. Pibb, Dr. Skipper, or any one of the numerous Dr. Pepper knock-offs on the market.
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