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Default Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-16-2020, 04:19 AM

Young people do things that are just stupid. A high school girl at a Christian boarding school in Kentucky thought it would be cute to buy a birthday bakery cake with suspicious colors. She also thought it would be cute to show it on Face Book. She was sent packing.

A Christian school cannot have students wearing, displaying or eating anything the endorses the sin of homerism. Rainbow colors signal sin. In all the authentic pictures of Jesus we don't see him wearing the symbols of homerism.

A Christian school cannot endorse sin. We at Landover Baptist support this school's decidion:


https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefre...-many-colours/




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-17-2020, 03:06 AM

This little brat deserved to be expelled. In the "old" days she would have been given a good thrashing, but the LIEberals have seen fit to pass laws against it.

The little demon was caught with "Juul pods" (what ever those are - but at least they weren’t Tide pods) in her backpack, and the "excuse" for the "rainbow" cake and shirt was "God's covenant" after the flood (somehow I can't stop laughing). This kind of behavior needs to get nipped in the bud before we have to suffer another "Greta".


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Jesus Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-17-2020, 04:44 AM

Brother Bryan,

It angers me when people use God’s Word to justify their opinions. This is something heathens do to prove some mistaken point, thinking that they can look more convincing by throwing a Bible verse in the mix to prove something. Disgusting and deceptive in my opinion.

When our Lord set His bow in the cloud after that whole Noah thing, sinners began to use science against it (turning it from God’s memo to Himself into some sort of light refraction thing). Soon it was used to represent diversity and the queers ate that like crab cakes at an east coast circuit party.

Well God has never approved of science and His fabulous rainbow 🌈 is not to be taken out of context. God’s Word does not lie nor does it contradict itself. Homerism is sin pure and simple. It sure keeps me busy but I must remind myself it is an abomination.

Neither Science, rainbow colors, nor smartass students will ever change God’s stance. Glory!


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-17-2020, 05:41 AM

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One point often overlooked is that rainbows were not mentioned before The Flood. Would God give Noah a sign that had always been there? Of course not. It's possible that Noah never looked "up" and married someone who never looked "up" either and they had children who never looked "up" all of whom married partners who never looked "up" but that's just getting ridiculous. If they never looked "up" how would they know what "rain" was? Rainfall would be indistinguishable from water that spontaneously generated for anyone who never looked "up" but I've spelled it out just to show how ridiculous it is to claim that rainbows had always existed.

Now perhaps I am remiss but the last time I bought a cake (quite recently, also for a birthday) I did not go out of my way to get a written description of the thing for reference later when someone twigged what I was up to. No cake I have ever purchased has ever come with a written description, even if it were necessary. Which it never has been. It's a cake. You eat it.



OK, OK, there was one time I got a cake and flour and custard powder and icing sugar and treacle and little cakes and those little silver ball things for a "flour fight" not actually intending to eat it. But no written descriptions "just in case there were consequences" which obviously there would be and we were all thrown out of the chalet venue. No bleating. We just went.

Well I did. For some reason while we were having the (midnight) flour fight a saboteur had flattened all the cars' wheels very embarrassing for the owners who were trying to evict us but there was a commercial bakery delivering and I got a lift straight out when he left. We went to a river where I was able to wash off the flour and treacle and little silver balls and as you can see the consequences were
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  2. extreme, and
  3. predicted
but no-one considered getting a written description of anything. I think there's more to the story than we're being told.
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Default Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School - 01-17-2020, 02:47 PM

There is no excuse for creating cakes using the false and sinful tints produced by food colors. These are not substances that the Lord has approved and I believe they are anathema unto Him. Proper colors for cake include yellow, white, off white and brown. The icing should be some shade of brown, though in some cases, especially if coconut is involved, white may be acceptable. Cakes which are dyed bright colors are offensive to God because they are a lie. The Lord has specifically stated that, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor" in the Book of Exodus 20:16. If producing a pink and blue and purple cake is not a vile lie, then I don't know what is.


In addition, this is a homosexual cake. God hates homosexuals and He has promised strong punishment (Leviticus 20:13) to those who violate His rules. Both the buyer and the maker of this cake in question have put their souls in dire jeopardy.


Finally, I note that this poor, deluded child was charged $75 for that cake. That is ridiculous. Since when is any cake, even German Chocolate, worth eight or ten dollars a slice? That is theft and we all know what the Lord has to say about stealing. (Thou shalt not steal- Exodus 20:15)


This whole affair is an abomination. Until today, I didn't know it was possible to affront and anger God to such an extent with a cake, but here we are. That multi colored abomination should be burned to assuage God's anger and there should be beatings delivered to all involved. It's a disgrace.


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Finally, I note that this poor, deluded child was charged $75 for that cake.
I am glad that you have pointed out what was, to me, the most ridiculous part of this whole sorry story. Could the child, by her 15th birthday, not cook? And if not (perhaps she is some sort of retarded?) then could her mother not supervise her baking? These people disgust me.


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