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Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-25-2008, 08:17 PM
Australians aren't doomed for Hell - it appears they already live there!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=569022
This girl refuses to bear baby soldiers for Jesus, and will have her female parts removed and a non functioning male member constructed. This sort of thing will be happening every day in the USA if Clinton and Obama get elected.
Has anyone thought to research Hitlerys background - it wouldnt surprise me to learn that she is a Transsexual herself - and as for that effeminate Obama......
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-25-2008, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
Australians aren't doomed for Hell - it appears they already live there!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=569022
This girl refuses to bear baby soldiers for Jesus, and will have her female parts removed and a non functioning male member constructed. This sort of thing will be happening every day in the USA if Clinton and Obama get elected.
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Noticeable that the Australiens are only too willing to apologise to Abo filth for attempting to bring them up right, but have they apologised to Jesus and the world for creating this abomination? I DON'T THINK SO. Frankly, the only way this story could be more revolting was if it involved post-pubescent female breasts.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Perhaps we should start a special unit in Freehold for Ex-Females?
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-25-2008, 10:48 PM
Is this some cure for being a lezbean? Can it be done to homers? B.A.S.H is long-term and expensive, I think that we here at Landover could possibly do this sort of operation on homers and lezbeans.
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-25-2008, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Is this some cure for being a lezbean? Can it be done to homers? B.A.S.H is long-term and expensive, I think that we here at Landover could possibly do this sort of operation on homers and lezbeans.
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It may be a cure for being a Woman.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-26-2008, 03:52 AM
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
I'm thinking that this verse covers this Austrian whore's sick perversion. Proper ladies "shall not wear that which pertaineth to a man...". And if a tallywacker doesn't pertaineth to a man, then I don't know what does.
I once preached an entire sermon on this subject. I just can't find my pastoral notes at the moment. "False tallywackers do not the Lord thy God fool" was the title I think.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-29-2008, 08:45 PM
Perhaps our Joo Lawyers might be able to find a way of charging the Surgeon with " sexually interfering with a female minor" , then charged again with "interfering with a male minor " post-surgery?
That surgeon probably has photographs of her genitalia as well. I hear thats an offence punishable by jail time.
This gender reassignment issue poses moral dilemmas. Will the girl want to have sex with girls, and thus be a lezbean? Or, being a 'male' will she want to have homer-sex with other males , but actually be 'straight'? Will Females who find her attractive as a male be guilty of Lezzy-lust? Will gay males who get a little twinkle in their eyes suddenly find themselves cured of their homersexuality? These ethical dilemmas make my brains throb.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Australien 12yo sex change outrage -
05-29-2008, 08:59 PM
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It may be a cure for being a Woman.
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That might be a good thing for the woman, but then who would bear soldiers for Christ? Who would cook? Who would clean?
I suppose Nigras and mongoloids could do the last two, but certainly not the first!!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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