COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE END OF CIVILIZATION - Page 2

H. Montague Worthington · **Re: COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE END OF CIVILIZATION -** 05-07-2008, 04:17 PM

Expect to see many two-headed sheep births, foreheads with the symbol of the Beastmaster, and frogs raining from the skies in the days leading up to the Demoncrat Convention. I expect Jesus will return to shepard the saved up to heaven before a Nigra is allowed to run for Commander-in-Chief of God's Chosen Country. I am putting my affairs in order as we speak.

JennyD · **Re: COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE END OF CIVILIZATION -** 05-09-2008, 02:07 AM

Brother Worthington, the end may come well before the Demoncratic National Cornholevention!

Riots will begin soon, and the decline of so-called "civilization". Just look, a new record!

Quote:

NEW YORK (AP) - Gasoline and crude oil jumped to new records Thursday, with gas rising 3 cents to an average national price of nearly $3.65 a gallon and oil crossing $124 a barrel for the first time.

Praise Jesus, the end is a-near!

I do assume we have plenty of food and fuel stored up in Freehold to last until the Rapture?

Marshall · **Re: COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE END OF CIVILIZATION -** 05-09-2008, 02:13 AM

A black man and a woman are being seriously considered for the President of The United States. Presidentress or Da Prez?

Islam is now the worlds largest cult surpassing the Catholics. Now instead of possibly being raped for the Pope, our children can look forward to being beheaded for Satan.

Bad things are brewing.

JennyD · **Re: COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE END OF CIVILIZATION -** 05-11-2008, 07:12 PM

But wait, there's good news!

While watching Fox News, I saw an ad from API, the American Petroleum Institute (www.api.org), promoting their exciting new website, www.energytomorrow.org.

This website declares that there are 112 billion barrels of "technically recoverable oil" within the United States! That's enough to power 60 million cars for 60 years!

So, you see, we're not likely to run out of oil any time soon. We just need to retire three out of every four cars in the United States right now (there are over 240 million cars on the road at present), and we'll be good for gasoline until 2068!

Of course, that will be reduced a little bit, as it doesn't include diesel for trucks, asphalt (roads, roofing), heating oil, jet fuel, plastics production, fertilizer production, etc. As the table here shows, only about 40% of petroleum use in the US is for powering automobiles. So, that means 40% of 60 years = 24 years. 2032.

That's a looooooooong ways away, well after the Rapture!

Here's where API says the US oil is! And the stuff hasn't even been discovered yet!