[Brother Enoch]

This is UNBELIEVABLE!

A Gallup poll released today showed that Canada was the favorite country of Americans, with a 92% favorable rating!

Canada! Land of gay marriage, socialized medicine, legalized pot, frenchies, gun control, state controlled media, draconian laws against freedom of speech, the welfare/nanny state, a Catholic majority, free access for arab terrorists bent on America's destruction, etc. And that's just a partial list!

That country has infected 92% of Americans with the idea that they are our friend. The most insidious threat we face is Godless Canada, but most Americans think favorably of Canada! How can this be? Because they're insidious!!!

This threat has to be stopped, now! Before they have all 100% of us!

Oh, if only Godly George Bush was in office now. He'd carpet bomb those frigid bastards into the stone-age! Now we have to wait until 2012 and hope there's still some True Americans left by then.

Pray with me Brothers and Sisters.

[Cranky Old Man]

It's statistics so it must be true. I think we have to look for weapons of mass destruction in Canada to make sure the American people can make an informed choice in not trusting Canada. And we need a huge campaign to make sure every American knows they speak French there.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

This is UNBELIEVABLE!

A Gallup poll released today showed that Canada was the favorite country of Americans, with a 92% favorable rating!

Canada! Land of gay marriage, socialized medicine, legalized pot, frenchies, gun control, state controlled media, draconian laws against freedom of speech, the welfare/nanny state, a Catholic majority, free access for arab terrorists bent on America's destruction, etc. And that's just a partial list!

That country has infected 92% of Americans with the idea that they are our friend. The most insidious threat we face is Godless Canada, but most Americans think favorably of Canada! How can this be? Because they're insidious!!!

This threat has to be stopped, now! Before they have all 100% of us!

Oh, if only Godly George Bush was in office now. He'd carpet bomb those frigid bastards into the stone-age! Now we have to wait until 2012 and hope there's still some True Americans left by then.

Pray with me Brothers and Sisters.

We didn't even have the choice of voting for our OWN country as favorite in this poll?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I guess it depends on how they asked the questions.

If they asked "Which country are you least afraid of?" or "Which country poses the lowest threat to America?", then I can see people answering Canada. I mean it barely even exists as a country. Most of them think of themselves as America's 51st state.

In their dreams.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

This is UNBELIEVABLE!

Canada! Land of gay marriage, socialized medicine, legalized pot, frenchies, gun control, state controlled media, draconian laws against freedom of speech, the welfare/nanny state, a Catholic majority, free access for arab terrorists bent on America's destruction, etc. And that's just a partial list!

Don't forget those filthy, stinking Eskimos!
And that whore Celine Dion! Oh, and their nickels have a beaver on them, that's just not right!

Canuckistani coinage that promotes underage AND adulterous sex!

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

"Which country poses the lowest threat to America?", then I can see people answering Canada.

With all due respect Pastor, and I have great respect for (and fear of) you, I have to disagree.

I consider all of this that I posted earlier a GREAT threat to America:

Canada! Land of gay marriage, socialized medicine, legalized pot, frenchies, gun control, state controlled media, draconian laws against freedom of speech, the welfare/nanny state, a Catholic majority, free access for arab terrorists bent on America's destruction, etc. And that's just a partial list!

That 92% of Americans are in favor of a country (as marginal and insignificant as it may be) that has these values makes me fear greatly for the future of America.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

I consider all of this that I posted earlier a GREAT threat to America

Well, they do speak French. So we can be sure that like France in WWII in case of a conflict their army will fail to do anything useful, at all. Do they even have an army? Canada is probably more a practical joke than a threat. Canada always makes my grandchildren smile when I tell them about the country that couldn't.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Well, they do speak French. So we can be sure that like France in WWII in case of a conflict their army will fail to do anything useful, at all. Do they even have an army? Canada is probably more a practical joke than a threat. Canada always makes my grandchildren smile when I tell them about the country that couldn't.

I pray you're right, Brother Cranky, I pray you're right. I have nightly nightmares about stoned Canuckistani storm troopers marching down the streets of Freehold forcing free healthcare and gay marriage on everyone.

[IamGoingtoHell]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I guess it depends on how they asked the questions.

If they asked "Which country are you least afraid of?" or "Which country poses the lowest threat to America?", then I can see people answering Canada. I mean it barely even exists as a country. Most of them think of themselves as America's 51st state.

In their dreams.

...Huh?

We barely exist as a country? We're the second largest country in the world. And, no, we don't think of ourselves as "America's 51st state". A lot of us see you Americans as ignorant fools, who are oblivious to most anything going on outside your country. If anything, you're the ones who think of us as your 51st state, that you can abandon and abuse whenever ou please. Just because we're a little higher up on the globe than you, doesn't mean we're stupid, evil, or out to get you.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by IamGoingtoHell

...Huh?

We barely exist as a country? We're the second largest country in the world. And, no, we don't think of ourselves as "America's 51st state". A lot of us see you Americans as ignorant fools, who are oblivious to most anything going on outside your country. If anything, you're the ones who think of us as your 51st state, that you can abandon and abuse whenever ou please. Just because we're a little higher up on the globe than you, doesn't mean we're stupid, evil, or out to get you.

Hey, if you hate America so much, boycott it. Don't use any products produced by American companies, don't watch any American TV, and get off the American made Internet.

Oh, and that cave you'll be living in, better be on Crown Land, because most forestry land is owned by American companies.


Now that I think about it, maybe that's why Americans like Canada, after all, they pretty much own the country.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by IamGoingtoHell

Just because we're a little higher up on the globe than you, doesn't mean we're stupid, evil, or out to get you.

No, it's because you've rejected Jesus and all morality that you're stupid, evil and out to get America.

I pray Obsama cuts off the power supply to your frigid little nation so you all freeze in the dark! He's a terrorist sympathizer though, so I'll have to wait until 2012 when Godly Sister Sarah Palin becomes President.

Then it will be ice and fire for all Canadians! Ice as you die shivering when you aren't the recipient of American welfare anymore, and fire when you get to Hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

[Wide-Open]

Is that a droptop hollow banjo Pastor?

[grungeroundtubby]

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.



God bless canada!

[grungeroundtubby]

Btw, 200 of your churchs are in canada. Go figure

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by gunground

Btw, 200 of your churchs are in canada. Go figure

200 churches in a 'country' that has almost a million people? Wow, that's mighty impressive.

(And FYI, igloos do not count as churches. )

[grungeroundtubby]

Roflmao, you just made fun of your own church unwittingly. There's a maps that shows a dot for every church you have and where, and you just called your own churchs false and low quality. Good job

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by grungeroundtubby

Btw, 200 of your churchs are in canada. Go figure

I am unaware of any Landover Baptist Churches up in Godless Cannuckistan. I was under the impression that True Christianity™ is illegal in your socialist iceberg.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IamGoingtoHell

...Huh?

We barely exist as a country? We're the second largest country in the world.

In terms of what? Uninhabited wastelands?

Having a vast and utterly useless frozen land mass is pretty meaningless. There are more people in Japan than in Canada, and their whole country would fit in British Colombia.

[TheCircleOfLife]

ahh freedom that's controlled as to prevent anarchy... it's soooooo horrible -.-'
Funfact: Canada is a shy little chap that always gets confused with America? Oh and he has a pet polar bear!! ^-^