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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 11:00 PM
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What is a mac girl?
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Like Brother Cranky said, a Mac girl is a lesbianismist. Here is proof:
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You do realize that you can find salvation in the arms of the Lord if you turn away from your lesbian and sinful ways? Jesus will forgive you of your sin if you take him into your heart as your Saviour.
Luke 1:
76 And thou, child, shalt be called the prophet of the Highest: for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare his ways;
77To give knowledge of salvation unto his people by the remission of their sins,
78 Through the tender mercy of our God; whereby the dayspring from on high hath visited us,
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I don't think she cares. When caught up with passion while doing naughty things to each other's lady bits, they forget about the travail of brimstone, sulfur and pitchblende in the future as they are cast into eternal suffering of Hell, probed by Satan's enormous, fiery talleywhacker.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Like Brother Cranky said, a Mac girl is a lesbianismist. Here is proof:
I don't think she cares. When caught up with passion while doing naughty things to each other's lady bits, they forget about the travail of brimstone, sulfur and pitchblende in the future as they are cast into eternal suffering of Hell, probed by Satan's enormous, fiery talleywhacker.
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Oh that is disgusting and an abomination unto the Lord our God. I will pray to Jesus to try and turn her sinful life around. The thought of satan probing with his enormous fiery talleywhacker is horrendous.
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Like Brother Cranky said, a Mac girl is a lesbianismist. Here is proof:
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Mac is a type of computer from the Apple company.
"Mac girl" just means that, if given the choice of different computers from different companies, she'll pick the mac computer.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-07-2011, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Like Brother Cranky said, a Mac girl is a lesbianismist. Here is proof:
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Mac is a type of computer from the Apple company.
"Mac girl" just means that, if given the choice of different computers from different companies, she'll pick the mac computer.
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That only reinforces what I said. Please point your browser at:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ght=apple+macs
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
05-05-2011, 01:26 AM
Wow, the men on here are completely sexist. No respect at all for other human beings. I'm glad God is against this sort of thing.
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05-05-2011, 01:55 AM
Dear Friend,
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Wow, the men on here are completely sexist. No respect at all for other human beings. I'm glad God is against this sort of thing.
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Scripture please.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-20-2015, 06:30 PM
This isn't a computer. 😐
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-20-2015, 06:47 PM
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This isn't a computer. 😐
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Instead of posting in a thread that no one has posted in in 4 years, why don't you head over to the Introduction Forum to introduce yourself?
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-20-2015, 06:57 PM
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This isn't a computer. 😐
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Instead of posting in a thread that no one has posted in in 4 years, why don't you head over to the Introduction Forum to introduce yourself?
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So we can enjoy more of her personal opinion, delivered in one-line joyless clumps of "come at me, bro", devoid of anything resembling support for whatever argument she believes she's making?
Let me tell you just how much I'm looking forward to this.
Ok, I'm done.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
12-20-2015, 07:09 PM
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This isn't a computer. 😐
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She may be right. The DOF reported to me this morning that she's posting via some sort of gypsy witchcraft.
More on this later.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
01-28-2016, 02:02 PM
Not true!!! Satan will speak through the computer during the tribulation. Weak willed women will tend to answer romantic PM's sent from Pakistan.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
01-28-2016, 07:43 PM
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Not true!!! Satan will speak through the computer during the tribulation. Weak willed women will tend to answer romantic PM's sent from Pakistan.
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Hello, dear, and welcome to our Godly forum. Could you please find your way to the Introduction Forum and create a thread there so we can get to know you better? Please do follow the directions spelled out on the top of that page!
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
01-28-2016, 09:11 PM
My wife, Mrs. Hutchins is a typical woman. Anything technical more than an on/off switch of a light or the faucet of a sink is more than she can deal with. While she (like most women) try hard, bless their tiny hearts, God did not provide them with a head capable of understanding much more than the common domesticated dog. It is not her fault they are dim. It is how God organized life. He made the White man to understand and be in charge, women to service the man and the darkies to do the dirty work. A very straight forward and fair distribution of labor.
Romans 12:4-5
4 For as we have many members in one body, and all members have not the same office:
5 So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.
1 Corinthians 12:14-27
14 For the body is not one member, but many.
15 If the foot shall say, Because I am not the hand, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
16 And if the ear shall say, Because I am not the eye, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body?
17 If the whole body were an eye, where were the hearing? If the whole were hearing, where were the smelling?
18 But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him.
19 And if they were all one member, where were the body?
20 But now are they many members, yet but one body.
21 And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the feet, I have no need of you.
22 Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary:
23 And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness.
24 For our comely parts have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that part which lacked.
25 That there should be no schism in the body; but that the members should have the same care one for another.
26 And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it.
27 Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
02-28-2016, 06:01 AM
I'm a blessed woman to have a husband who works hard all day saving souls, comes home, disciplines me, and only then, relax. All I have to do is clean the house, keep his favorite meals on the table, help my husband, rear my children, and such. I do so little compared to him, and I'm grateful for the Lord's umbrella system.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
09-05-2016, 05:04 AM
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I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.
Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.
I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.
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You've never really talked to a feminist have you?
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Re: Even a girl can have a computer! -
09-05-2016, 05:43 AM
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You've never really talked to a feminist have you?
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Oh, yes! We have talked to a lot of them. Some come to this site to torment Christians and sometimes some of the witches we hunt down during the annual hunt are still able to talk a little before we bag them. Why do you ask? What difference does it make?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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