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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-07-2013, 04:29 AM
Valerie Harper just purchased her ticket for HELL Train.
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Valerie Harper, actress on ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ and 'Rhoda,' diagnosed with terminal brain cancer
The 73-year-old actress, who played the iconic Rhoda Morgenstern on TV, says she may have as little as three months to live.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz2MpCBL2ed
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CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOO!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-07-2013, 08:49 AM
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It's about time that Hugo Chavez kicked the bucket. I guess our Godly Lord wanted him to suffer for years with cancer. He truly was a SOCIALIST, with him leading all those migrant workers to demand free entitlements. Hell, they even named a street in Los Angeles after him.
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Was he the grape boycott guy or was he that beaner boxer?
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Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-08-2013, 05:16 AM
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Valerie Harper just purchased her ticket for HELL Train.
CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOO!
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That's a foul jewess right there. She was bound for hell from the day she sprang forth from satan's cesspool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-08-2013, 05:59 AM
Praise Jesus! Another punk-rocker has been sent down into the pits of hell. Just listen to this hot mess! If this boy wasn't possessed by demons then my name isn't Pastor Ezekiel Flint!
Enjoy hell, Alvin Lee!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-09-2013, 01:27 AM
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SEE!!! I told you he was DEAD!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-09-2013, 05:02 AM
I thought Doris Day was on the train a long time ago. This singing, sinful siren has been leading men to cheat on their wives since the early 1940s...she also runs an animal worshiping cult of some kind.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-30-2013, 11:42 PM
US music producer and CD pioneer Phil Ramone dies
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A native of South Africa, Ramone learnt the violin at the age of three
The US music producer and pioneer of digital recording, Phil Ramone, has died aged 79.
Ramone is regarded as one of the most successful producers in history, winning 14 Grammy awards and working with stars such as Ray Charles, Bob Dylan, Elton John and Paul McCartney.
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So, his success was on the backs of a blind nigra, a Jooish communist, a queer and bucktoothed vegetarian.
Fame indeed.
I wonder if he ever produced any of the following?
"Sympathy for the Devil" - Rolling Stones; "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC; "Number of the Beast" - Iron Maiden; "Running with the Devil" - Van Halen
At least then he would have some idea where the smell of seared human flesh is coming from.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-31-2013, 05:00 AM
Just wanted to check...
Dick Clark is already in hell, correct? Just wanted to know how to allocate my time in the prayer closet this Easter Sunday. Thanks.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-31-2013, 05:49 AM
Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.
Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:
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Descended from Rapes
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-31-2013, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.
Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:
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I can hear the devil yawning now.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-31-2013, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.
Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:
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Opie died? LOL! Satan and Andy Griffith who is now a powerful demon will have fun tag-teaming him in HELL.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-31-2013, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.
Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:
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I think I just might tell my daughter to make her sad, its disgusting how much she enjoyed those movies.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2013, 03:31 PM
Wow. Just WOW.Who in the name of God do you think you are?!! Is this wbebsite some kind of joke? Why would you SAY that? Are you the Devil? You need to rot in hell! Follow the lords word, dont say that STARVING piffleING BLACK KIDS should go to hell! Go rape yourself six feet up your sorry ass, you waste of Gods kingdom.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2013, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ]Hate[
Wow. Just WOW.Who in the name of God do you think you are?!! Is this wbebsite some kind of joke? Why would you SAY that? Are you the Devil? You need to rot in hell! Follow the lords word, dont say that STARVING piffleING BLACK KIDS should go to hell! Go rape yourself six feet up your sorry ass, you waste of Gods kingdom.
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Which bit of the Lord's word? Why shouldn't starving kids go to Hell if they hate Jesus and don't follow Him?
Are you saying they should get a free pass to Heaven without worshipping our Lord?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2013, 04:41 PM
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Which bit of the Lord's word? Why shouldn't starving kids go to Hell if they hate Jesus and don't follow Him?
Are you saying they should get a free pass to Heaven without worshipping our Lord?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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Good question, RP! Why should God be so callously ignored by children who refuse to fear and obey Him as is their sole duty on earth (Ecclesiastes 12:13)? I mean, here He went to all the trouble to offer up His Only Begotten Son to pay a debt no human can pay (1 Timothy 2:5-6), a debt the LORD demands anyway (Hebrews 9:22), and this is the gratitude they show Him? By ignoring Him? By worshiping false gods?
The very fact that they aren't all smote off the face of the earth now is simply a testament to our LORD's Mercy and Goodness.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2013, 08:27 PM
The freak Roger Ebert is now roasting in HELL!! Yuo know, the guy who used to yap on about movies until God got tired of hearing him and removed his jaw?
Roger Ebert - IN HELL
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2013, 11:24 PM
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The freak Roger Ebert is now roasting in HELL!! Yuo know, the guy who used to yap on about movies until God got tired of hearing him and removed his jaw?
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Glory!
The slow and horrible death of Ebert PROVESr Jesus Christ will POWN your sinning ass stone cold even if it take Him 80 years to do it!
No one escapes our Loving Savior, NO ONE.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-05-2013, 01:29 AM
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Glory!
The slow and horrible death of Ebert PROVESr Jesus Christ will POWN your sinning ass stone cold even if it take Him 80 years to do it!
No one escapes our Loving Savior, NO ONE.
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Ebert was also married to a nigress. I'm sure GOD looked down on that too.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-05-2013, 02:27 AM
It just proves you cannot give a thumbs up to porn for fourty years and survive God's rath.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-05-2013, 04:08 AM
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It just proves you cannot give a thumbs up to porn for fourty years and survive God's rath.
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Satan is giving him two thumbs up right now ........ right up his keister!
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