[Johny Joe Hold]

It just burns me up when I see wild accusations made about Republican politicians. In October, the fighting conservative freshman Congressman from Florida was rung up for having some white powder in his possession.

White powder!! That could be laundry detergent. Or, if it was cocaine, he might have found it somewhere and was on his way to the Police Department to turn it in.

When he goes to court this week, I'm sure it will turn out to be much todo about nothing.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...bstance/?clsrd

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

But this is of course just fine:

[Cranky Old Man]

The liberal witch hunt against Godly Republican patriots knows no limits. Here we have a man who in his own words sets "an example for others struggling" and who spends a significant amount of time traveling between his villas in Washington and Florida to serve America. This man nearly collapsed in the battle against healthcare for everyone and uses keen tweets and Facebook posts to guide the youngsters in our nation in the right direction.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

The liberal witch hunt against Godly Republican patriots knows no limits. Here we have a man who in his own words sets "an example for others struggling" and who spends a significant amount of time traveling between his villas in Washington and Florida to serve America. This man nearly collapsed in the battle against healthcare for everyone and uses keen tweets and Facebook posts to guide the youngsters in our nation in the right direction.

I guess it's noble of Rep. Radel to say he drinks alcohol. But, he should not admit the the cocain charge.

Liberal cops have been known to take white powder, like Tide laundry detergent, from a Republican's luggage, dump it, and fill the container with cocain. "BINGO", they say, "We've caught a drug smuggler."

I hope he has a good attorney.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Apologizing like a liberal pansy is proof of moral weakness. Forget that!

What he needs to do is get out in front of this story, like that conservative leader in Toronto who is bringing the fight to the pinkos. Make some calls, get the peon cops suspended and launch total war against anyone who stands in the way. Everyone makes mistakes and those cops sure screwed up big.

[WWJDnow]

I hope Rep. Radel toughs this one out. Remember, George W. Bush once had problems with alcohol addiction and white powders, and he turned out to be the best President this nation has ever had, with the possible exception of Ronald Reagan. God doesn't give us problems without giving us the ability to overcome them!

I'm going to send Rep. Radel a King James Version 1611 Bible. That's what he needs the most right now.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

It just burns me up when I see wild accusations made about Republican politicians. In October, the fighting conservative freshman Congressman from Florida was rung up for having some white powder in his possession.

White powder!! That could be laundry detergent. Or, if it was cocaine, he might have found it somewhere and was on his way to the Police Department to turn it in.

When he goes to court this week, I'm sure it will turn out to be much todo about nothing.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...bstance/?clsrd

Thank you for raising yet another important talking point, Brother Johny. You are absolutely right that it could be laundry detergent. The TSA (which is run by company thanks to a secret privatization program) in fact has a policy of confiscating any crack or cocaine that they find in passenger's luggage. If the passenger is a Republican, we just substitute some harmless laundry detergent, and sell the cocaine to help fund our awesome security operations. We don't bother to tell the air passengers that they now possess only laundry detergent, and they probably won't know the difference until they snort it. Hopefully they won't inject it, but if they do - well, it's just a little collateral damage in the War on Drugs.

Anyway, this "drugs-to-detergent" policy has a long history. America's greatest president Ronald Reagan used it to finance the freedom fighters in Nicaragua back in the 1980s. The extra cash we earn from selling confiscated drugs is one of the best ways to pay for our black ops, plus a few extra well-deserved CEO bonuses.

The fact that Republicans aren't charged with a crime is so obviously beneficial to society that it needs no explanation. Ditto for the fact that we do charge liberals (we do confiscate their drugs and sell them, but only after the trial and sentencing). Another great benefit of the program is that my company manufactures the laundry detergent (in China) and the government pays us for it - thus, we create jobs for needy Chink prisoners as well as enhancing shareholder value. Plus it actually does a good job of washing clothes, and we're about to launch a new marketing campaign in Mississippi:


Cocaine detergent: "Gets your sheets whiter!"

As for why Rep. Trey Radel was charged with drug possession, it obviously was a mistake. As soon as Trey changes his policies and supports larger tax breaks and bailouts for my company, I'm sure we can get the charges dropped and make a donation to his re-election campaign.

Aside from Drugs-to-Detergent, we are also working on a plan to raise funds by selling photos from those porno scanners. In the past, the image quality wasn't good enough, but we've made recent advances in the technology. This involves some automatic touching up of the x-rays with Photoshop, plus increasing the radiation dose about 3000-fold, but the results are clearly worth it.


Just wait till you see the "pat-down" photos!

Anyway, just want to let y'all know that this perceived "crackdown" on Republicans using drugs is nothing to worry about. It's just the liberal media making nose, but let me assure you that behind the scenes it's just business as usual.

[Zechariah Smyth]

This whole witch-hunt is RETARDED.



Does anyone honestly think that a godly Republican who just last month voted for mandatory drug testing for food stamp leeches would be involved with narcotics???



What a bunch of gullible fools!

YiC,

Zech

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Obonobo's anti-freedom machine churns day and night, never slowing or tiring, so we cannot tire either. If this man needs cocaine to sustain him in his battle for liberty, who's to say he is wrong? To me it's just a sign of how hard he is fighting. Can't you picture him at his desk, awake for days on end, with a mound of coke à la Scarface on one side, a huge stack of papers on the other, and a typewriter in the middle, writing and signing like a madman until his strength simply gives out? I'm sure that's what happened.

If you ask me, Congressman Radel should get all the cocaine he needs.