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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-24-2019, 05:19 PM

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isn’t it the responsibility of parents to teach our kids.
Yes dear, that's why this conversation is directed to the parents, at least, the parents who love their children and don't want to see Jesus flay them over an open flame for all eternity.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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We shouldn’t just wipe it out of existence.
With Jesus nothing is impossible! Besides, maybe Jesus Almighty Himself will wipe it out of existence. Lord knows that's been my prayer all along.

And Jesus listens to my prayers. It's just a matter of time.

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Jesus Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-05-2019, 01:22 AM

Dear ***failed spelling of the philosopher Immanuel Kant removed*** , I’m am truly sorry you feel that way. Your beliefs are very shit. Jesus loves ALL! Even GAY people and BLACKS. This is a game!
SO SHUT THE piffle UP! UR PSYCHO! LIKE LITTERALLY ALLLLL THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE StUpId! Like go home and read you bible.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-05-2019, 01:40 AM

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Jesus loves ALL..go home and read you bible
Thank you for recommending The Bible. Without it we wouldn't know about Jesus and His message for Salvation. I'm not sure what you think Jesus saves us from or why that would happen in the first place but more important is Christ's explanation about people we should hate and why we should hate them. Jesus was very clear on this and even included why we must hate them.

It's up to you of course whether you follow His teaching or believe The Bible at all and by reading His words we can find out all the conditions for Redemption from sin and death.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-05-2019, 02:53 AM

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Dear ***failed spelling of the philosopher Immanuel Kant removed*** , I’m am truly sorry you feel that way. Your beliefs are very shit. Jesus loves ALL! Even GAY people and BLACKS. This is a game!
SO SHUT THE piffle UP! UR PSYCHO! LIKE LITTERALLY ALLLLL THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE StUpId! Like go home and read you bible.
***An unnecessary imperative form of a verb describing inhalatory liquid intake removed*** your husbands ***the attribute removed as without the apostrophe the word husbands cannot be a possessive***
Wow, you're so close-minded, ethnocentric, xenophobic, and hateful! Why don't you accept us (including our beliefs) the way we are, huh?

If "Jesus loves ALL" then He must love us, too - don't you agree? If "Jesus loves ALL," then why don't you just leave us be?
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 09-19-2019, 07:03 PM

All these threads do bring up a question... what game isn't in anyway blasphemous to you all? Genuinely curious!


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 09-19-2019, 08:12 PM

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All these threads do bring up a question... what game isn't in anyway blasphemous to you all? Genuinely curious!
Anything that teaches the Bible and has giving glory to God as its main theme.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 10-29-2019, 02:12 AM

6Amen! We should kill all those dirty edited by moderator from the game and promote more White American culture. If our kids play this dirty games, we should strike their heads as hard as possible with any blunt metal and recite Ezekiel 25:17, "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them." If our kids think that they can play these dirty edited by moderator games with sand edited by moderator, monkey edited by moderator, and other gay edited by moderator, they are so wrong.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 10-29-2019, 02:17 AM

Yes, kids should not argue against their parents! We should bash their heads in for trying to promote anti-American messages! HOW DARE THEY!!!! We should not let our kids go outside for the world is full of sin, filth, and edited by moderator.
HEAVEN is eternal but the edited by moderator across my town will not BE!!!!

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 10-29-2019, 02:44 AM

Dear Mr. Jackson--The Bible is quite clear that we should discipline our children--with a rod against the backside or back shoulders if necessary.

However, except in a very few and specific circumstances, we are discouraged from killing and/or beating our children so thoroughly that they sustain brain-damage.


Please take a closer read of The Holy Bible. We, True Christians™ can smash and break our children's gaming consoles just as if they were graven idols when the games that they play upon them besmirch Our Lord and His Commands in any way. However, we can't just smash and break our children's heads if we want them to have the clarity of mind to accept Jesus.


People who are in comas who have not accepted Jesus are just hanging out in Hell's waiting room. People who are playing computer games that put them in a spiritual coma are in the same boat--or room--I may be mixing metaphores. But Praise Jesus all the same.


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6Amen! We should kill all those dirty edited by moderator from the game and promote more White American culture. If our kids play this dirty games, we should strike their heads as hard as possible with any blunt metal and recite Ezekiel 25:17, "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them." If our kids think that they can play these dirty edited by moderator games with sand edited by moderator, monkey edited by moderator, and other gay edited by moderator, they are so wrong.
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Yes, kids should not argue against their parents! We should bash their heads in for trying to promote anti-American messages! HOW DARE THEY!!!! We should not let our kids go outside for the world is full of sin, filth, and edited by moderator.
HEAVEN is eternal but the edited by moderator across my town will not BE!!!!
Friend, we do NOT tolerate racisim here at LBC, Nigras, towel heads, gooks, spics, micks, injuns are al the same in the eyes of our Lord. An Frankly I am quite offended!


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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