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Default What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 03:48 PM

Seriously. Let's take a second and pretend that the Bible isn't 100% correct (I said PRETEND). What is wrong with homosexuals then?
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:04 PM

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Seriously. Let's take a second and pretend that the Bible isn't 100% correct (I said PRETEND). What is wrong with homosexuals then?
OK, but I'm not pretending that God is incorrect - that is impossible, so he still said homers are an abomination - God said it, I believe it, case closed.

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:05 PM

Now I'm really convinced you're a lezbo.

There is no point in pretending the Bible isn't totally correct because it is.

Homosexuality is an abomination unto the LORD your GOD, it is unnatural, it's DISGUSTING, and they all ought to be stoned to DEATH.



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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:07 PM

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Now I'm really convinced you're a lezbo.

There is no point in pretending the Bible isn't totally correct because it is.

Homosexuality is an abomination unto the LORD your GOD, it is unnatural, it's DISGUSTING, and they all ought to be stoned to DEATH.
Why do you all think I'm a "lezbo" or "lets-be-men"? Anyway, the question is, other than the Bible, what is wrong with homosexuals? I have many good friends who are gay.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:10 PM

Anytime somebody shows as much interest in queers they are usually queer themselves.

Did you know the Bible says people who are friends with gays are also damned? Do you need a reference to the chapter and verse?

I already told you why it is wrong, even outside of the Bible's truth. It is unnatural. It is against GOD's plan for us.



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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:16 PM

"Rev Anne",

As an ex-gay and someone who has been Saved through the grace of Jesus Christ I know that homosexuality is wrong. I was gay for so long because no one told me it was wrong, everyone where I lived was in screaming agreement with homosexuality.
Christian science has shown us that homosexuals have higher rates of suicide, depression, and substance abuse. What else can this be caused by other then an "intrinsic moral evil"?
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:23 PM

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As an ex-gay and someone who has been Saved through the grace of Jesus Christ I know that homosexuality is wrong. I was gay for so long because no one told me it was wrong, everyone where I lived was in screaming agreement with homosexuality.
Christian science has shown us that homosexuals have higher rates of suicide, depression, and substance abuse. What else can this be caused by other then an "intrinsic moral evil"?
Alot of LGBT people are driven to suicide, depression and substance abuse because society hates them and/or they spend all their time fighting themselves. It's pretty awful to see what it can do to a person.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:30 PM

How did I know you were going to try to counter with this malarky?

Nobody hates gays except for the lie-berals. We tell them what they need to hear not what they want to hear. We tell them that GOD's word says that their actions are a filthy abomination and that it is a crime that should be punished by death. It's what they need to hear, not what they want to hear. We tell them that their filthy actions will take them on the fast bus to Hell, where they will burn for eternity for their sins.

As an ex-gay I am living proof that God's grace saves. I used to try to commit suicide all the time, but now I am so happy to be alive because Jesus is in every fibre of my being.

Please, "Rev Anne", if you are gay get Saved and be gay no more. Homosexuality damns nations to Hell. Look what just happened in Spain with the plane crashing.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:33 PM

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How did I know you were going to try to counter with this malarky?

Nobody hates gays except for the lie-berals. We tell them what they need to hear not what they want to hear. We tell them that GOD's word says that their actions are a filthy abomination and that it is a crime that should be punished by death. It's what they need to hear, not what they want to hear. We tell them that their filthy actions will take them on the fast bus to Hell, where they will burn for eternity for their sins.

As an ex-gay I am living proof that God's grace saves. I used to try to commit suicide all the time, but now I am so happy to be alive because Jesus is in every fibre of my being.

Please, "Rev Anne", if you are gay get Saved and be gay no more.
Yeah, why do you think I was a minister? I thought it would make me "normal" if I formed a close, personal relationship with God, but I still didn't feel normal. I've talked with several people who have been through Exodus Ministries and one sticks to my mind the best. He went through, "got saved," got married and had two kids. Guess what? He was still gay and in the end, he wound up getting divorced. Is that part of your plan?
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 04:41 PM

This is what's wrong with homosexuality "Rev Anne":

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i...gxBRAD92MC21O0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Sumatran_earthquake

Spain has been allowing homers to marry for 3 years now. God has finally enacted retribution. I got down on one knee and thanked God for his righteous judgments when I heard about this.

Look at the Tsunami- Massachussetts had been allowing same sex marriage for a few years. Sweden put an Evangelical Minister in jail for saying homosexuality is a sin. Look at how many Swedish people died in that Tsunami? How can you say these are anyting but related to homosexuality?
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This is what's wrong with homosexuality "Rev Anne":

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i...gxBRAD92MC21O0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Sumatran_earthquake

Spain has been allowing homers to marry for 3 years now. God has finally enacted retribution. I got down on one knee and thanked God for his righteous judgments when I heard about this.

Look at the Tsunami- Massachussetts had been allowing same sex marriage for a few years. Sweden put an Evangelical Minister in jail for saying homosexuality is a sin. Look at how many Swedish people died in that Tsunami? How can you say these are anyting but related to homosexuality?
Even if you insist that these natural disasters are some kind of punishment from God, who says that any of these places are being punished for allowing same sex marriages and not something else? Lots of places are hit by disasters and they don't allow same sex marriage.
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[...]Guess what? He was still gay and in the end, he wound up getting divorced. Is that part of your plan?
He didn't keep it up long enough, did he? He lapsed - weakness of will and a desire for lust and abomination - has he committed suicide yet?





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Even if you insist that these natural disasters are some kind of punishment from God, who says that any of these places are being punished for allowing same sex marriages and not something else? Lots of places are hit by disasters and they don't allow same sex marriage.
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He didn't keep it up long enough, did he? He lapsed - weakness of will and a desire for lust and abomination - has he committed suicide yet?
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He didn't keep it up long enough, did he? He lapsed - weakness of will and a desire for lust and abomination - has he committed suicide yet?
Not last I checked. He lives in Arizona and I lost touch with him when I moved away a couple years ago. He was pretty happy last time I talked to him, though.
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He was probably tweaking on meth or something when you talked to him last. Those people always sound happy. If he didn't have Jesus in his heart he wasn't really happy though. No Jesus, No Peace.
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He was probably tweaking on meth or something when you talked to him last. Those people always sound happy. If he didn't have Jesus in his heart he wasn't really happy though. No Jesus, No Peace.
He didn't mess with meth. He smoked weed once in a while but not often. Anyway, he wasn't as happy when he was trying not to be gay.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 05:10 PM

There is a process of transistion when you go from being a gay to an ex-gay. Jesus needs to make sure that you really want to accept him into your soul, then he will come in. Not before.

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We know because we are saved. Jesus speaks to all of us. That's how we know these disasters are caused by homosexuality.
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He didn't mess with meth. He smoked weed once in a while but not often. Anyway, he wasn't as happy when he was trying not to be gay.
Did you point out to him that in this vale of tears that is mortal life, the normal state of affairs is not to be constantly happy, rather neutral or slightly reflective. It is not an inalienable right to be constantly happy - it is only a right to pursue* happiness. That is best done by Praising the Lord and living the life of a True Christian - rather than wallowing in recidivism.

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-23-2008, 06:27 PM

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Seriously. Let's take a second and pretend that the Bible isn't 100% correct (I said PRETEND). What is wrong with homosexuals then?
Rev Anne, last time I checked ALL fags were pedophiles, who got off on raping small boys. They prowl around outside schools trying to turn kids into queers, and give them AIDS. Do you want your children raped? Because by defending homers, you're defending child-rape. How can you think that's normal?

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