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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-27-2009, 07:50 PM

Oh, Sister D'Arlene!

I do so like your picture! I can see now that you are a good Aryan woman with sober dress and uncut hair (for it is our Crowning Glory, as the Good Book says) that's neatly pinned up...not lasciviously free-flowing like some common Jezebel strumpet.

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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-27-2009, 10:25 PM

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What sort of bondage activities do you and your kike husband engage in ?




Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Oh, Sister D'Arlene!

I do so like your picture! I can see now that you are a good Aryan woman with sober dress and uncut hair (for it is our Crowning Glory, as the Good Book says) that's neatly pinned up...not lasciviously free-flowing like some common Jezebel strumpet.

A very wise choice.
Thank you SO much!! That picture is the one that Mr. Sepkowitz keeps on his desk.
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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 02:56 AM

Sorry it's taken me a while to extend my greetings, but Hello and Welcome, D'Arlene. Would you like a cupcake?


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Sorry it's taken me a while to extend my greetings, but Hello and Welcome, D'Arlene. Would you like a cupcake?
Thank you kindly for the warm welcome. I believe I will pass on the cupcake. Trying to keep my girlish figure! God bless you and yours-
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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 10:43 AM

Welcome D'arlene.

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Dear Sister D'Arlene.
It's very nice to meet you!
I'm so sorry about your Christ killing joo husband. I hope that you can save him before the Rapture.
I'd love to exchange pie recipes with you. Let me know.
Yours in Christ,
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You are so sweet!! See you on Sunday!
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Dear Sister D'Arlene.
It's very nice to meet you!
I'm so sorry about your Christ killing joo husband. I hope that you can save him before the Rapture.
I'd love to exchange pie recipes with you. Let me know.
Yours in Christ,
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I am quite distressed at the moment about my husband's status. Pastor Ezekiel said that because Solomon is a Jew, Pastor will be unable to pray for him. Will you help me win my husband to Christ as soon as possible?? I hate to impose, considering we have just met, but need help!!

Yours because He died for us-
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I am quite distressed at the moment about my husband's status. Pastor Ezekiel said that because Solomon is a Jew, Pastor will be unable to pray for him. Will you help me win my husband to Christ as soon as possible?? I hate to impose, considering we have just met, but need help!!

Yours because He died for us-
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Dear sister.
I will help you in any way I can to save your husband.
Tomorrow I am going to lock little Robby Jr., Roberta, Robin, and Ricky in the prayer closet for an extra four hours to pray for your unsaved husband.
I feel so bad.
Here's an idea. When baking your next pie, cut up some applicable Bible tracts (KJV, or course) and place them in the pie dough. Don't tell your husband what the new flavoring is, other than it's a spice from heaven.

Yours in Christ,
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I will help you in any way I can to save your husband.
Tomorrow I am going to lock little Robby Jr., Roberta, Robin, and Ricky in the prayer closet for an extra four hours to pray for your unsaved husband.
I feel so bad.
Here's an idea. When baking your next pie, cut up some applicable Bible tracts (KJV, or course) and place them in the pie dough. Don't tell your husband what the new flavoring is, other than it's a spice from heaven.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Robert Roberts
Wonderful idea, Sister! I will bake Sol a pie today and cut up some of those cute Jack Chick tracts and include them in the gooey caramel center of my pie. I do want to exchange recipes very soon.

Thanks to your children for sacrificing their Saturday afternoon in the name of Jesus!

Your new friend,
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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 05:55 PM

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Ummm....they are a bit dry, Sister.


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Wonderful idea, Sister! I will bake Sol a pie today and cut up some of those cute Jack Chick tracts and include them in the gooey caramel center of my pie. I do want to exchange recipes very soon.

Thanks to your children for sacrificing their Saturday afternoon in the name of Jesus!

Your new friend,
D'Arlene
Dear Mrs. Sepoquits. First, forgive me. I am bad with names, especially those of eastern European countries like Chekxovkala and the imaginary Beljim (whatever); JOOISH patronymics, Gypsy names and the like.

Some of the elderly ladies in our church have done me the courtesy of allowing me to address them with contractions. Sister SUV's real name is Sheytstyhkinkosos Unbayakonynka Shaporianastowovich-Valekkenova. She's Swedish.

Luckily I can remember D'Artagnan easily so you won't be troubled. Welcome to our GODLY home. I'm sorry you can't actually come inside, but GOD hates JOOS and, really, most foreigners as well.

However, you are welcome to participate in activities in the parking lot as long as you don't use the regular bathrooms. The Porta-Johns in the back are for our melon pickers and the unsaved.

Landover is an open and tolerant community. We don't allow discrimination or racism of any kind, so as long as you are wearing your yellow name tag and stay on the walks marked with a yellow line, you will be fine.

In an effort to demonstrate our extraordinary largesse we have recently constructed two new buildings. a "Guest" cafeteria so transients and people without key-cards are not embarassed trying to get into the Landover Tither's Cafeteria, and a wonderful new hostel for itenerant goths and wickedans.

The hostel was built for us by "Habitat for Humanity" and, since it is completely free, has acquired some unfortunate nicknames names like the Bates Motel, The Cockroach Trap, Gypsy juicer and etc. These are just jokes. Ignore them. But don't go in there because....ummmm....it's for youngsters. Only adults certified as 'child-safe' are allowed.


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Sister SUV's real name is Sheytstyhkinkosos Unbayakonynka Shaporianastowovich-Valekkenova. She's Swedish.
Sweet Suffering Suck-o-tash - I mean, JESUS, Pastor; I wipe a staid tear from my eye while reminding you that I am of Danish descent. Denmark is a Country which is much closer to the U.S. than Sweden and thereby, more GODLY. And my actual Name in the Danish Tradition is simply "Queen Eyestein Fahrt" - or something of the sort.

Technically, I am a Danish-German-one-sixteenth-French-if-Alsace-was-in-French-hands-when-my-great-grandmother-(or whoever)-Relative-was-Born-there AMERICAN



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Sweet Suffering Suck-o-tash - I mean, JESUS, Pastor; I wipe a staid tear from my eye while reminding you that I am of Danish descent. Denmark is a Country which is much closer to the U.S. than Sweden and thereby, more GODLY. And my actual Name in the Danish Tradition is simply "Queen Eyestein Fahrt" - or something of the sort.

Technically, I am a Danish-German-one-sixteenth-French-if-Alsace-was-in-French-hands-when-my-great-grandmother-(or whoever)-Relative-was-Born-there AMERICAN
Whatever. Denmark, Uranium, Tasbekiziod, Chevlosmaitca...it's all the same. You are still our lovely Sheytstynks.


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Welcome D'arlene.

My Cupcakes are the best in Freehold.
Hello Talitha.
I appreciate your stopping by to greet me. Looking forward to trying some of those wonderful cupcakes very soon.

Your new Sister in Christ-
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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 11:25 PM

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Dear Mrs. Sepoquits. First, forgive me. I am bad with names, especially those of eastern European countries like Chekxovkala and the imaginary Beljim (whatever); JOOISH patronymics, Gypsy names and the like.

Some of the elderly ladies in our church have done me the courtesy of allowing me to address them with contractions. Sister SUV's real name is Sheytstyhkinkosos Unbayakonynka Shaporianastowovich-Valekkenova. She's Swedish.

Luckily I can remember D'Artagnan easily so you won't be troubled. Welcome to our GODLY home. I'm sorry you can't actually come inside, but GOD hates JOOS and, really, most foreigners as well.

However, you are welcome to participate in activities in the parking lot as long as you don't use the regular bathrooms. The Porta-Johns in the back are for our melon pickers and the unsaved.

Landover is an open and tolerant community. We don't allow discrimination or racism of any kind, so as long as you are wearing your yellow name tag and stay on the walks marked with a yellow line, you will be fine.

In an effort to demonstrate our extraordinary largesse we have recently constructed two new buildings. a "Guest" cafeteria so transients and people without key-cards are not embarassed trying to get into the Landover Tither's Cafeteria, and a wonderful new hostel for itenerant goths and wickedans.

The hostel was built for us by "Habitat for Humanity" and, since it is completely free, has acquired some unfortunate nicknames names like the Bates Motel, The Cockroach Trap, Gypsy juicer and etc. These are just jokes. Ignore them. But don't go in there because....ummmm....it's for youngsters. Only adults certified as 'child-safe' are allowed.
And a big ole Tulsa "HELLO" to you, too, Pastor Pistle. My, that is quite a bit of information for me to digest. I will enjoy the festivities in the parking lot as you mentioned when I am able to get to Iowa. I wanted to ask, will there be closed-circuit services here in Tulsa for those of us who live too far from Freehold to commute each Sunday?? I know the Church has members from all four corners of the earth- or at least the four corners of the good old U S of A.

As you have abbreviated Sister SUV's name, please feel free to abbreviate mine to sister D.D.S. (D'arlene Davenport Sepkowitz) if you wish.

Your Sister in Christ,
D'arlene Sepkowitz (D'Artagnan Sepoquits)
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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 11:44 PM

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And a big ole Tulsa "HELLO" to you, too, Pastor Pistle. My, that is quite a bit of information for me to digest. I will enjoy the festivities in the parking lot as you mentioned when I am able to get to Iowa. I wanted to ask, will there be closed-circuit services here in Tulsa for those of us who live too far from Freehold to commute each Sunday?? I know the Church has members from all four corners of the earth- or at least the four corners of the good old U S of A.

As you have abbreviated Sister SUV's name, please feel free to abbreviate mine to sister D.D.S. (D'arlene Davenport Sepkowitz) if you wish.

Your Sister in Christ,
D'arlene Sepkowitz (D'Artagnan Sepoquits)
Hi there Mrs. Sister DDT! We don't have any TV broadcasts into Tulsa or anywhere in Oklahoma, but you can watch us live at Ardmore Harley-Davidson in Ardmore, Texas. We converted those hippies and they are batting for JESUS! At least they TOLD us Ardmore was in Texas. I haven't actually been there.


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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 11:54 PM

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Hi there Mrs. Sister DDT! We don't have any TV broadcasts into Tulsa or anywhere in Oklahoma, but you can watch us live at Ardmore Harley-Davidson in Ardmore, Texas. We converted those hippies and they are batting for JESUS! At least they TOLD us Ardmore was in Texas. I haven't actually been there.
Ardmore is in Texas more or less and is worthy of consideration.

I unfortunately have been through this small but Godly® Norte Tejas village and found it wanting,






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