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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-14-2011, 06:03 PM

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The "King" probably just wants to get out of doing his homework. That's what happened in England. So many kids were faking dyslexia that they officially banned homework so that the lazy kids wouldn't feel bad when compared to the kids who actually wanted to study and learn.
I think you may be mistaken- I am from England, I left school two years ago and my brother is still in school, and I can assure you that we still have homework over here.
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-14-2011, 08:11 PM

hi... i have dyslexia and i have top grades right now and people in my class often ask me for help with things, so we are not dummer then anyone ells. and just so you know i work out over 9 houers a week which is above normal. so no we are not lazyer then poeple without dyslexia. you can't just generalize like that. there are lazy people in the world, some have dyslexia and some don't. and there are dumb people in the world, same thing here, some have dyslexia and some don't. it's a induvidual thing, you can't say that all people that have dyslexia are lazy because it's just as retardet as me saying that all true christians have blue eyes.
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-14-2011, 08:12 PM

Its a genuine condition.
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-14-2011, 08:16 PM

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hi... i have dyslexia and i have top grades right now and people in my class often ask me for help with things, so we are not dummer then anyone ells. and just so you know i work out over 9 houers a week which is above normal. so no we are not lazyer then poeple without dyslexia. you can't just generalize like that. there are lazy people in the world, some have dyslexia and some don't. and there are dumb people in the world, same thing here, some have dyslexia and some don't. it's a induvidual thing, you can't say that all people that have dyslexia are lazy because it's just as retardet as me saying that all true christians have blue eyes.
Definitely lazy. Have you ever heard of spell checker? You know you can set it for English, right?
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-14-2011, 08:18 PM

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hi... i have dyslexia and i have top grades right now and people in my class often ask me for help with things, so we are not dummer then anyone ells. and just so you know i work out over 9 houers a week which is above normal. so no we are not lazyer then poeple without dyslexia. you can't just generalize like that. there are lazy people in the world, some have dyslexia and some don't. and there are dumb people in the world, same thing here, some have dyslexia and some don't. it's a induvidual thing, you can't say that all people that have dyslexia are lazy because it's just as retardet as me saying that all true christians have blue eyes.
You work over 9 hours a week. Amazing.
Must be hard work for you.

Tell me then, are you exhausted over your terribly long work hours?
Looks like to me that you are too tired to use shift key. I'm sure it has nothing to do with laziness.
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-17-2011, 09:50 PM

"Definitely lazy. Have you ever heard of spell checker? You know you can set it for English, right?"

And using spell checker is not lazy now? I thought it would be better to lern how to spell without it...

"You work over 9 hours a week. Amazing.
Must be hard work for you. "

... I said "work out", like in physical training. And I don't say that it's extremely much, because I know its not (but I bet it's more then what you do), but it's a little above average so you can't say that people with dyslexia are lazyer then anyone ells
And I'll try to remember to use the shift key
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-17-2011, 10:59 PM

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hi... i have dyslexia
Such a poor excuse; you only have it in Swedish, why should you have it in American?





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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-18-2011, 11:32 AM

Not all stupid people are dyslexic, but all dyslexics are stupid.


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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-18-2011, 01:59 PM

"Such a poor excuse; you only have it in Swedish, why should you have it in American?"

I'll have it no matter what language I'll try to learn. Dyslexia isn't linked to a particular language. It's like saying that you only can have the flu in alabama, it makes no sense. (And you do know that the language you're speaking is English and not American, right?)

"Not all stupid people are dyslexic, but all dyslexics are stupid."

... No. IQ has nothing to do with dyslexia, for example Albert Einstein had dyslexia. Once again, it's individually.
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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-18-2011, 02:03 PM

Dyslexics of the world, untie!


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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 04-19-2011, 04:10 AM

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"Such a poor excuse; you only have it in Swedish, why should you have it in American?"

I'll have it no matter what language I'll try to learn. Dyslexia isn't linked to a particular language. It's like saying that you only can have the flu in alabama, it makes no sense. (And you do know that the language you're speaking is English and not American, right?)

"Not all stupid people are dyslexic, but all dyslexics are stupid."

... No. IQ has nothing to do with dyslexia, for example Albert Einstein had dyslexia. Once again, it's individually.
Wow Albert Einstein was so smart that he was diagnosed with a disease that didn't even exist at the time. Did he come to the future for this?

Or would that just be another lie you tell yourself so you can continue to be lazy? I still find it amazing that anyone with dyslexia could actually spell it, and I think that's proof that you really don't have anything wrong with you.


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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 06-08-2011, 05:01 PM

Dyslexics are the spawn of Satan himself! Praise be to Jesus for opening our eye to eyes to this awful monstrosity!

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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 06-08-2011, 05:11 PM

Amen Brother. I blame the Muslim administration of Obama for bringing our great country so low that we pander to the needs of the lazy and the wicked.

They are pretenders and heretics sent by Satan, We must stand up against them by denying them our sympathy or even recognizing that they are anything other than wicked.
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Are you syaing that I was spawn of Satan and not just lazi? Frotunately Jesus cured me and now I'm Tru Christian. I agree we must open or eyes.

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Are you syaing that I was spawn of Satan and not just lazi? Frotunately Jesus cured me and now I'm Tru Christian. I agree we must open or eyes.

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Default Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 06-09-2011, 01:03 PM

Grate faith? You mean worshipping drains can cure dyslexia? Sounds like a new age Pagan belief to me.
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mmk... im catholic. just so you know my best friend is jewish and she has dyslexia she is NOT retarded, she does well in school shes a wonderful person, SHES NOT LAZY shes a good person her parents are good ppl, the jews are good ppl and YOU ARE ALL CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!! SPANKING IS CHILD ABUSE GET THT IN YOUR BRAINS... wait.... YOU DONT HAVE ANY!

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mmk... im catholic. just so you know my best friend is jewish and she has dyslexia
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mmk... im catholic.
Eating Jesus and worshiping graven images makes you an expert on nothing but Satanic rites
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just so you know my best friend is jewish
how much responsibility does she accept for killing Jesus temporarily?
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and she has dyslexia
Or as right thinking Christians say, "She is beset by devils"
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she is NOT retarded,
Of course, that is what you say and you don't seen too bright...
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Thumbs down Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! - 06-11-2011, 10:52 PM

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Eating Jesus and worshiping graven images makes you an expert on nothing but Satanic rites

how much responsibility does she accept for killing Jesus temporarily?

Or as right thinking Christians say, "She is beset by devils"

Of course, that is what you say and you don't seen too bright...

Special school?
wow im satanic huh? how is saying the "Our Father" Satanic? get this in your head. WE WORSHIP THE SAME GOD AND DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THE BLASPHEMY FLUFF!
actually your more satanic than me. seriously

oh she killed jesus? so did you. so did me. so did the pope. SO DID EVERYONE EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT OK!? HE DIED FOR EVERYONES SINS AND DONT TELL ME YOU DONT SIN!

" For God so loved the WORLD that he gave his one and only Son, that WHOEVER believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." you are making god out to be some devilish vengeful evil god who hates almost everyone. GOD SO LOVED THE WORRRRRLD! OKAY? THE WORLD. HE DIED FOR THE WHOLE WORLDS SINS! SO IF SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT THEN SO AM I! AND YOU!
oh yeah and she "gave her life to god" some months ago ok. she did a prayer. shes real satanic huh?

beset by devils? right thinking christians think that? how can you call yourself christian. damn you okay. DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY BEST FRIEND YOU MOTHER F**KER! WHAT DAMN PROOF DO YOU HAVE?! YOU DONT FU**KING KNOW HER! SHIT BAG (did that hurt? GOOD)

im not bright huh? speak for yourself Mr. wonderfuly smarty ass pants

guess what?! ITS A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL! AND ITS NOT A SPECIAL ONE FLUFF HEAD! SHE CAN READ AND SHE READS THE BIBLE!

SHUT YOUR BIT*H MOUTH BEFORE GOD DOES IT FOR YOU
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