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03-30-2012, 11:54 PM
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HAHA dud im a wiccan im not worried my life is WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY better then when i was a christian
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You might think it is better but when you die and Jesus gives you the boot to Hell, you are going to regret your immature and rash choice.
You kids today are all after the quick fix. Happy to huff a little spray paint for a five minute high when you could huff the Bible and be buzzed on God forever.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-31-2012, 02:46 AM
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HAHA dud im a wiccan im not worried my life is WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY better then when i was a christian
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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!
Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!
Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.
In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-31-2012, 01:08 PM
so let me get this straight. according to you cult beliefs.
despite the fact i am in university , completely in love with the man i plan to marry and have my family's blessing attend church every week.
i am going to hell because we love and respect each other?
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03-31-2012, 01:18 PM
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i am going to hell because we love and respect each other?
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Yes, I'm sorry to say. Love & respect are mostly Hellywoodian concepts. You should love and obey God, and obey your husband. But you should not love your husband, nor your parents.
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
I hope this answers your question.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-31-2012, 01:32 PM
]Yes, I'm sorry to say. Love & respect are mostly Hellywoodian concepts. You should love and obey God, and obey your husband. But you should not love your husband, nor your parents.
how can one not love their parents . they raise nurture and cared for me from birth. i love and obey god as well.I love the man i plan to marry aswell as respecting him and serving him as a wife should.
in your crazy bible it appears women are mearly vessels to birth , cook and be beaten
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03-31-2012, 02:46 PM
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]Yes, I'm sorry to say. Love & respect are mostly Hellywoodian concepts. You should love and obey God, and obey your husband. But you should not love your husband, nor your parents.
how can one not love their parents . they raise nurture and cared for me from birth. i love and obey god as well.I love the man i plan to marry aswell as respecting him and serving him as a wife should.
in your crazy bible it appears women are mearly vessels to birth , cook and be beaten
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'Our crazy Bible'??? Young empty headed lady, it is not ours, it is His, everyones Bible. Do something really kooky. Get your dads Bible out. look up the passage the Brother Wide-Open posted for your benefit. Now think a little, get help if you need it from your younger brother or other male. God had the Bible written as an instruction manual to provide us with a complete life and a glorious eternity thereafter in Heaven. Do you think we should skip parts? Is a stop light merely a suggestion, one that you can ignore if you feel so inclined?
As far as the second part of you comment, a resounding yes. Again, not my opinion but Gods command. Same reason a sane person does not defecate on a dinner plate.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-31-2012, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sane_beleiver
so let me get this straight. according to you cult beliefs.
despite the fact i am in university , completely in love with the man i plan to marry and have my family's blessing attend church every week.
i am going to hell because we love and respect each other?
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Are you talking about a homosexual "marriage"? I ask because I wonder why a woman would be going to a university. By this age, a woman who is a True Believer in Christ would be taking care of her husband and children, as is fitting unto the LORD.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-31-2012, 03:53 PM
no i am not a lesbian i can assure you of that.
im in university because i have a right to learn.and gain a skill that will provide me with a financialy stable future if i am to be widowed or to not marry
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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03-31-2012, 03:56 PM
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no i am not a lesbian i can assure you of that.
im in university because i have a right to learn.and gain a skill that will provide me with a financialy stable future if i am to be widowed or to not marry
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Well, you also have a "right" to lesbian sex and voting liberal, but these don't glorify Jesus. Rather, they spit in His ever-loving face. Why don't you learn about Jesus? If you truly believe in Him, He will take care of your finances. That I promise.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-31-2012, 04:03 PM
why are you so convinced im a lesbian
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
03-31-2012, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by sane_beleiver
]Yes, I'm sorry to say. Love & respect are mostly Hellywoodian concepts. You should love and obey God, and obey your husband. But you should not love your husband, nor your parents.
how can one not love their parents . they raise nurture and cared for me from birth. i love and obey god as well.I love the man i plan to marry aswell as respecting him and serving him as a wife should.
in your crazy bible it appears women are mearly vessels to birth , cook and be beaten
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The only women who get beat by their husbands all the time are the dumb ones who always keep making dumb mistakes like burning dinner or forgetting to vacuum or talking back and stuff like that.
And uhm, I hate to tell you, but men can't have babies cuz they don't have ladies "down there" parts!
Someday, I'm gonna have LOTS of babies! That way, I'll at least get to use my "down there" parts to show JESUS how much I LOVE Him!
But I have to get a husband first, but that probably won't happen while I'm living in San Jose, because people here are mostly Mexicans and they're not real Christians.
Tammi
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03-31-2012, 04:31 PM
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why are you so convinced im a lesbian
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I didn't say you were a lesbian. I said you had the "right" to be a lesbian. You do, don't you, in your God-forsaken back country? Here a woman can do all kinds of disgusting things with other women, but at least most of the nation recognize it isn't actual "love," and certainly not worthy of "marriage" status.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-31-2012, 04:34 PM
god forsaken back country? i live in australia. not africa calm down same sex marriage isnt legal in australia either
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03-31-2012, 04:41 PM
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god forsaken back country? i live in australia. not africa calm down same sex marriage isnt legal in australia either
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Then why are you a lezbo then?
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03-31-2012, 04:44 PM
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god forsaken back country? i live in australia. not africa calm down same sex marriage isnt legal in australia either
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You people have an atheist prime minister, right? Sounds to me like God has very much forsaken your country. Otherwise, why would He need missionaries to try and reach those of you who haven't embraced Satan yet?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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03-31-2012, 06:29 PM
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no i am not a lesbian i can assure you of that.
im in university because i have a right to learn.and gain a skill that will provide me with a financialy stable future if i am to be widowed or to not marry
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Are you ugly or infertile or something?
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03-31-2012, 09:25 PM
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god forsaken back country? i live in australia. not africa calm down same sex marriage isnt legal in australia either
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Australia? Do they not have shift keys and commas down there? Or perhaps the university that you attend doesn't require the ability to compose clearly readable writing in order to obtain a degree. Either way, please consider reading the Bible carefully. You will learn that romantic notions of love and respect are not what makes marriage the sacred institution that it is.
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04-01-2012, 07:29 AM
i wish im not ugly nor am i infertile. most people in Australia are atheist and it was doing alot better than america.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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04-01-2012, 08:46 AM
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i wish im not ugly nor am i infertile. most people in Australia are atheist and it was doing alot better than america.
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Maybe you should learn to know a little about you own culture
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04-01-2012, 08:49 AM
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i wish im not ugly nor am i infertile. most people in Australia are atheist and it was doing alot better than america.
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Then go and get married and produce sons like God commands.
Also http://www.abc.net.au/news/specials/census-2011/
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