[Dennis Lukes]

Here's a new one. Doctors report that an Irish man injected 18 batches of semen into his veins to "cure back pain." I've heard of queers receiving seed into several places it's not supposed to be, but directly into their blood vessels is certainly an innovative way to damn oneself to Hell. His story is obviously a lie. If his back hurts, it's from all the sodomy. No, he obviously did this for kicks. As if violating Genesis 38:9 eighteen times wasn't enough, he goes on to break 1 Corinthians 6:15. That body isn't his to abuse like that. It belongs to God. This vile man has, in essence, broke into the manger, stuck a big needle into the baby Jesus's arm, and pumped him full of sperm! Unacceptable! Unfathomably vile! When will the queers be satisfied? When Satan arrives to personally congratulate them on their sins and give them awards for offending Jesus beyond belief?