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Default HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 03:21 AM
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I love the bible verse that is my user name
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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 03:24 AM
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I'm Kathleen
I am trying to find God and I'm hoping this site will help me
I love the bible verse that is my user name
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 03:26 AM
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I'm Kathleen
I am trying to find God and I'm hoping this site will help me
I love the bible verse that is my user name
Welcome, Kathleen! If you're looking to find God, this is the place. It would be helpful to know a little bit about your history. Where have you searched before? Are you currently going to a church? Do you love the Baby Jesus? Does your husband know you're on the Internet, and does he approve?

This is God's only forum, so we'll look forward to helping you find and praise Jesus.

Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 03:30 AM
Hello, Kathleen. Jesus is telling me that you have a problem with our teachings and you believe we are going to hell.

Why don't you tell us why that is?

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 01:00 PM
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Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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My fiance does know, and he is okay with it.
I live in Georgia, and I am trying to find a church that can help me find Christ. I have not yet found one.
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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 01:09 PM
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Welcome, Kathleen! If you're looking to find God, this is the place. It would be helpful to know a little bit about your history. Where have you searched before? Are you currently going to a church? Do you love the Baby Jesus? Does your husband know you're on the Internet, and does he approve?

This is God's only forum, so we'll look forward to helping you find and praise Jesus.
I have searched in churches around Georgia, I haven't found one that I believe will help me. So, no, at the moment I am not going to church.

My fiance knows, yes sir.
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Unhappy Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 01:12 PM
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I have searched in churches around Georgia, I haven't found one that I believe will help me. So, no, at the moment I am not going to church.

My fiance knows, yes sir.
I find that hard to believe. What help do you need?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Welcome, Kathleen. May you find here what you're looking for.
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Default Re: HHEELLOO - 11-11-2010, 01:33 PM
Hello Kathleen. Greetings from Germany.

1 Peter 1:3

3Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead,


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