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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Are you still here boy? I thought you had stormed off in a huff.
Jesus called you here for a reason, and I'm pretty sure that reason is not to spew hate and whine about how mistreated you are. There's PRAISING to be done, boy! Get with the program!
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I'm not a boy. And I'm still here because I choose to be, okay?
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 03:00 AM
So happy you decided to give up your life of debauchery and come to Christ! Praise!
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I'm not a boy. And I'm still here because I choose to be, okay?
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Well, that's half true. You're also here because we allow you to be. That privilege can be revoked at any time so mind your manners when addressig your betters, young lady.
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 03:08 AM
Brother Enoch, you're kind of stretching the definition of the word "lady," don't you think?
Probably because you have such generosity of spirit. I only pray little Miss Asshat96 will find it within herself to try and be worthy of your generosity.
Perhaps some one-on-one counseling with a Landover pastor would help?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 03:32 AM
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I'm not a boy.
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Well that explains a lot.
Probably in her unclean time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss asshat96
Hello, there So, I've viewed this site several times before, and it all began when I looked up on Google "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals". Obviously, the results were not pretty. But, I decided to join and see what people had to say to me. I don't really like or agree with most of the things that are said here, because they are really offensive and cruel to many people, but I want to stay open-minded. So, here I am just saying hi.
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You know what God thinks of homosexuals, so you "decided to join and see what people had to say to me"?
Come now...you already know what we're going to say. We're not going to encourage the sick deathstyle of homosexuality. We're certainly not going to fail to call you out and convict you of unrighteousness.
And very descriptive username--and accurate, I suspect.
Pastor Ed
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-26-2011, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss asshat96
I never said I live in Warner, and I dont.
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Jesus told me you did. Do not lie, asshat. He will not bring you any presents.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-27-2011, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Jesus told me you did. Do not lie, asshat. He will not bring you any presents.
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Well then, I hate to say it, but then Jesus is a little bit of a liar. Either that, or you're crazy and think that Jesus is talking to a creep like you.
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-27-2011, 02:52 AM
Dear Friend,
Far better to be crazy and Heaven-bound than sane and Hell-bound.
Yours in Skipping His Meds,
BAB
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-27-2011, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss asshat96
Well then, I hate to say it, but then Jesus is a little bit of a liar. Either that, or you're crazy and think that Jesus is talking to a creep like you.
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You do understand, don't you, that the Freehold Department of Faith performs full background checks on all new members?
That "under investigation" business is no joke. If there's anything else you've been lying about, it would be better if you come clean now.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages With Jesus now.
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Re: Hi, read me! -
11-30-2011, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss asshat96
Hello, there So, I've viewed this site several times before, and it all began when I looked up on Google "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals". Obviously, the results were not pretty. But, I decided to join and see what people had to say to me. I don't really like or agree with most of the things that are said here, because they are really offensive and cruel to many people, but I want to stay open-minded. So, here I am just saying hi.
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Ok, I have to admit I am really confused now. Did you come here to find out "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals" or to say "hi"? If the latter then, hi right back to you. If the former then might I suggest the 1611 King James Bible?
I do have a question for you. Since you specifically asked about the Christian God, why haven't you asked about what other false gods think about homersexurals? By the way, are you one of those Fluffy Bunny Christians who read God's words cafeteria style, picking and choosing only those verses that make you feel warm and fuzzy all over? Might I suggest instead that you invest in an electric blanket?
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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