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Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 12:38 PM
Hello. What bible do you recomend in spanish? I have a hard time reading the official bible because is written using some kind of old english and for a non native english speaker is very hard to digest.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 12:48 PM
I recommend learning English and reading the Bible in the original. See link HERE:
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 01:00 PM
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I recommend learning English and reading the Bible in the original. See link HERE:
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I know english already. The point is that for a non native person is a little hard to read words like "ye", "thy", "unto", "thou", etc. This form of writing show the reader a more solemn perspective of the text but is harder to read.
The original bible was written in hebrew, arameic and greek, and considering that more than 10% of USA population today come from latin countries, you should have an official bible in spanish too (or in other words you are being conquered slowly for us!.. It,s a joke ).
I'll try to get used to it (the KJV) since I risk to be thrashed again the very same way I was when I mentioned my little asperger.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 01:07 PM
Yes, senor, the only option is to "get used to it", as you put it. The Holy Word of God is something we must adapt to, not the other way around. He meant for it to be read as it was written. Otherwise He would have written it in Spanish or some other foreign language.
I hope this helps. Please let us know if you have any other questions.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 01:21 PM
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Hello. What bible do you recomend in spanish? I have a hard time reading the official bible because is written using some kind of old english and for a non native english speaker is very hard to digest.
Thanks.
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You have clearly made significant strides in overcoming your obvious defects. Though you live in one of the Mexican countries and speak Mexican in your ordinary day to day activities, you have learned a little American. Also, you seem to be seeking Jesus. My advice is to avoid backsliding. Do not attempt to find God's word translated into Mexican. We here are unaware of any correct rendering of God's Word other than the King James Bible. Other versions are filled with sly corruptions. Many of those blasphemies were inserted by the Roman church over the centuries to better support their schemes.
My advice is to seek Jesus plainly and correctly. Do not attempt any shortcuts, as the Devil is waiting for you there. It would be best to learn better American, but don't be trying to swim over here to do it; we have plenty of you Mexicans here already.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 03:09 PM
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I know english already.
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Then you will know that the word English is capitalized.
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The point is that for a non native person is a little hard to read words like "ye", "thy", "unto", "thou", etc.
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If you are saying that foreigners are terminally stupid and unable to grasp 4 words, I can only agree with you.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 03:47 PM
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Then you will know that the word English is capitalized. If you are saying that foreigners are terminally stupid and unable to grasp 4 words, I can only agree with you.
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It's a second language and when I say that I know English I mean I know something of English.
I just checked the spelling and you are correct.
I just realized my self how idiotic could be not to grasp 4 words. Thanks for pointing this.
But going to the very purpose of this post, can you recommend a bible in spanish?
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 03:55 PM
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Do not attempt to find God's word translated into Mexican.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 03:58 PM
Carlitos, our Polish housekeeper Agnieszka had the same problem as you when she first started to read the KJV, as her English was quite atrocious.
Eventually I got tired of explaining things to her and so whenever she found a verse particularly puzzling, Deuteronomy 23:1 for example, or Ezekiel 23:19-20, she would put it into Google Translate.
Have you tried that? Is there a Mexican option in Goggle?
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 05:31 PM
One other thing we haven't mentioned is that there is no better way to learn proper, modern American than by studying God's word in the KJV.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 06:42 PM
Thank you for your support. I think is a good opportunity to improve my english reading the KJV version.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 08:01 PM
Carlitos, you might find the Ebonics Bible Translation Project helpful. I understand there's a lot of crossover between negro slang and migrant farm worker speak.
I hope that helps.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-22-2015, 11:23 PM
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But going to the very purpose of this post, can you recommend a bible in Spanish?
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No. Everything Spanish is Catholic. The hand of the minions of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome pervade a Spanish Bible's every word.
I had a look at the "Traducción en lenguaje actual" version which sounded promising, but I couldn't understand a word of it - I only speak Spanish in the imperative.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-23-2015, 03:07 AM
God wrote the Holy Bible in English for a reason.
Please read my Sermon on the subject HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-30-2015, 11:50 AM
Hello Carlotta, I'm glad you've chosen to stay here and fellowship with us and resist your natural urge to seduce white men.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-30-2015, 11:58 AM
You are such a well behaved young muchacha, Carlotta, and God clearly wants you here so you can grow in your faith!
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-30-2015, 12:31 PM
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Hello. What bible do you recomend in spanish? I have a hard time reading the official bible because is written using some kind of old english and for a non native english speaker is very hard to digest.
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To paraphrase the Holy Ghost inspired words of Miriam Ferguson: If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for you.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
07-30-2015, 09:39 PM
This is cleerly illustrated in Deutronemy 13:13-19. You and your entire evil Kathylicking cuntry are going to be satan's dinner. Spanish is the lanagooage of the devil my friend.
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Re: Bible in spanish -
08-01-2015, 12:05 AM
Welcome friend. God had the Bible created in American for a reason. Just like everything He has done and will do. No explanation is deserved nor should it be questioned. Be happy that even as a wetback, you are capable of understanding a real language. That will permit you to manage many lawn care professionals.
Praise Jesus and give to God your all. While it probably will not get you a slot on the mule train to heaven, it might prevent you from be deported to Hell.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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