[babbyc]

My name is brother babby, i bring greetings from the church of st dulux in the uk. i hope to learn from you all on these forums.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Tell us more about this st dulux.

They're not relatives of the DuPont lot are they?

[babbyc]

oh no, we were originally a branch of the presbyterian church, but we left the old ways behind and embraced some of the more modern applications and ways, but essentially maintaining our core beliefs.

we are a small church, numbering circa 1,000 souls, but we have great faith

[Brother PWer libs]

Hello brothers, I too stem from the lowly st dulux church.

Brother Babby has lovingly lead me here to seek wisom from thou who are so wise. I feel that all here are such men of caliber and are traveling at great velocity to gods arms. I reciol in horror at people who do not seek god.

[babbyc]

too true brother libs, i am heartened by your kind words, we have found a wonderful forum filled with like minded souls who share our aim in life. we shall receive plenty of words of wisdom i feel, so that we may use them as ammunition in our battles with the anti.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Originally Posted by babbyc

oh no, we were originally a branch of the presbyterian church, but we left the old ways behind and embraced some of the more modern applications and ways, but essentially maintaining our core beliefs.

we are a small church, numbering circa 1,000 souls, but we have great faith

So you wear calvins under your kilt eh?....Or have ye come here to reform us with your "modern applications"?

Where do you and your 1,000 souls of apparent 'great faith ' stand on the Word of the KJV1611?

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

Hell I reciol in horror at people who do not seek god.

Please be advised that we are not here to play along with your on-line homer games. We are here to worship Jesus.

Praise and Glory be.

Enlighten us to your favored passage.....boys.

[babbyc]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

So you wear calvins under your kilt eh?....Or have ye come here to reform us with your "modern applications"?

Where do you and your 1,000 souls of apparent 'great faith ' stand on the Word of the KJV1611?

oh no, we havnt come to reform anyone! i believe that you may have misinterpretated what i have said, and for that i apologise. we are not a "happy clappy" modern church. we are very staid in our beliefs, and take our directions directly from the word of God. some aspects of presbyterianism are, well, not suited to sit hand in hand with the word of God. i take it you have heard of the presbyterians belief in predetermination?

that is one of the "beliefs" which we have cast off

[babbyc]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

Please be advised that we are not here to play your on-line games. We are here to worship Jesus.

i suppose that this place should be no different than any other that we encounter. it does get tiresome coming under attack so much by non believers, or anti's as we call them. i had hoped that we would have found an estate here to call our own, safe from anti attacks, somewhere that we could practice our beliefs, but i see that we must pass a test before we gain acceptance into this exclusive "club". what would you have us do?

[Get Thee Hence!]

Originally Posted by babbyc

what would you have us do?

String at least one grammatically correct sentence together between the two of you would be a helpful start .

[babbyc]

From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

[Brother PWer libs]

Originally Posted by babbyc

From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

There is no need to belittle our transatlantic brethren babby, leave that for the sinners and liberal types. We are here to embrace all that belive in the TRUE word of god, not what thoese wet lefties will have you belive!

As for my favoured passage, I can only say that Psalms 30:5 has been a guiding light in my life.

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. "

[Get Thee Hence!]

Originally Posted by babbyc

From an american that is quite a humourous request!!

Especially when you take into consideration that I am an Austrian you humorless soon to be burned again little fool .

Please though, do go on. Get your bum buddy to help you. Oops, he already tried

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

There is no need to belittle our transatlantic brethren babby

Get your geography right fool.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...209#post210209

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. "

Top job at the cut/paste PWEI...........We here at Landover know your favored passage, and we want no part of it.

Feel free to click on the Paypal button if you want a bit of hard loving Jesus style.

Glory.

[Brother PWer libs]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

Especially when you take into consideration that I am an Austrian you humorless soon to be burned again little fool .

Please though, do go on. Get your bum buddy to help you.

How could thee compare us to the sodomites, thoese who worship the rectum have no place in dulux arms.

Art thou so quick to assume and finger point that maybe thine hath been known to poke poo?

[Get Thee Hence!]

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

...thoese who worship the rectum have no place in dulux arms.

dulux or st dulux?

Awesome achievement on the grammar .

Your obviously inbred grandmother must have well and truely earned her place in Hell by fornicating with your mothers brothers sister while your so called daddy batted himself off into the sink.

Originally Posted by babbyc

Meaning you have such a lack of faith in our lord that you must fill your worthless and sinful life by proclaiming to be something you are not?

So you are a babby then?

[babbyc]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

dulux or st dulux?

Awesome achievement on the grammar .

Your obviously inbred grandmother must have earned her place in Hell by fornicating with your mothers brothers sister while your so called daddy batted himself off into the sink.

says the fat austrian bastard? are you wearing zee spezial lederhosen i have sent you hans? you know, zee ones mit the butt cheeks removed so you can play mit your friends?

and yes, its the church of St Dulux - God's emulsion covers ALL sins (though not Austria. we need nukes for that)

[Get Thee Hence!]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news baby louie, but you seem to have your tattoo on the wrong arm .

Now I ask you, What kind of numbnut gets stamped on the wrong arm?

Out with the sandpaper dude.

And use soap will you, that underarm stench seems to have wafted all the way across the Pacific.

[Brother PWer libs]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

dulux or st dulux?

Awesome achievement on the grammar .

Your obviously inbred grandmother must have well and truely earned her place in Hell by fornicating with your mothers brothers sister while your so called daddy batted himself off into the sink.



So you are a babby then?

Someone clearly has eaten far too many sausages, if you know what I mean, You remind me of a young graham norton, all lovely and full of glee.

Ohh and my grandmother must have travelled forwards in time to fornicate with her daughters sister, because thats what someones siblings sister is, their sister also.

You lot are a bunch of freaks, and I can't wait till the good old US government pull another sexual cover up on the water boarding, and eventual execution of another bunch of loons!

[babbyc]

Originally Posted by Get Thee Hence!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news baby louie, but you seem to have your tattoo on the wrong arm .

Now I ask you, What kind of numbnut gets stamped on the wrong arm?

Out with the sandpaper dude.

now hans, that tattoo is on the right arm, my right arm

my right arm is my shooting arm so that there fella is helping me hold my mossberg!

sandpaper? so are you a self flagellist? you like doing a bit of the old self hurt there? into the s+m? leather and chains? oh, suits you sir!

[Brother PWer libs]

Originally Posted by babbyc

now hans, that tattoo is on the right arm, my right arm

my right arm is my shooting arm so that there fella is helping me hold my mossberg!

sandpaper? so are you a self flagellist? you like doing a bit of the old self hurt there? into the s+m? leather and chains? oh, suits you sir!

ohh suits you sir, naughty boy. I may have to go and get the cattle prod out ooooo0o0o0o0o.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

Someone clearly has eaten far too many sausages, if you know what I mean...

Yes, I know exactly what you mean, now bend over before Jesus and testify to your homer activities, and bring your twink buddy with you.

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

You remind me of a young graham norton, all lovely and full of glee.

The bastard son of Dave Allen, a filthy alcohathlic? You do have a Tiny Tim kind of humour about you, I'll give you that. I'll be happy to see the lot of you burn in Hell too .

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

Ohh and my grandmother must have travelled forwards in time to fornicate with her daughters sister, because thats what someones siblings sister is, their sister also.

How did I know that you'd get tripped up on that one?.............Go back and read again homer.

Originally Posted by Brother PWer libs

You lot are a bunch of freaks, and I can't wait till the good old US government pull another sexual cover up on the water boarding, and eventual execution of another bunch of loons!

Do you convicts have hazing over there too?

Tell me, how weak are you that you have to get your bum buddy to tag with you on the internet?

Originally Posted by babbyc

now hans, that tattoo is on the right arm, my right arm

Like I said previously, your tattoo is on the wrong arm. If you want to make a really devilish statement, you stamp that kind of stuff on your sinister (left) side. Only a dropkick would get a reaper inked on his right arm, even us Austrian's know that .

Originally Posted by babbyc

...so you are a self flagellist?

Please don't tell me to pogue mahone again.

You should also be aware that Landover Security have both your IP addresses. Your parents should recieve a notice from their Telecommunications company in about two weeks about the filth you have projected onto God's Favored Forum.

Now who's laughing!